[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

According to their fellow Satanists, the Church of Satan is not true satanism. It seems you hellbound trash can't agree on anything, other than your rejection of Christ our Lord. For more information and resources about Satanism, may I recommend you visit here, here, or here.

Gee, thanks.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Homecoming

I never said I worshipped Satan. I just said that to piss you off. It says in the 'fictional' Bible that Jesus was Jewish. God doesn't exist, so how can he tell you to badmouth anyone?

Find me a verse that says Jesus was a jew.
I know almost the entire KJV1611 by heart, there is no such verse anywhere in the whole Bible.

Jesus was not a jew. The Bible (which is the word of God) tells us so.
He was the Son of God, but also God Himself, and so is the Holy Spirit.
It's called the trinity, harlot.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Homecoming

The hell it won't, I'll make it a crime: punishable by castration of penis. And Bush won't be President for life. Trust me, a lot of people hate him.

Friend,

Do recall Bush was elected by a staggering 51% mandate last electon. This makes him the most popular president in the 21st Century. Sure there have been challanges lately but they will turn around and we will see Bush take his rightul place as God's annoited for life.

[Marshall]

Re: Homecoming

The kids here on the Compound don't have "Sincoming" dances or whatever.

I read somewhere that the Jews chose a crook over Christ when offered the choice. Now where did I read that?

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

Okay, let me get this straight..

1. You claim to worship nobody, yet you praise satan and idolize him?

2. You claim that you are the ones who know what satanism is, yet your so-called church was founded in 1966.
While satanism (as in voluntarily worshipping the devil and/or demons) has been around for hundreds of years.

3. You claim Jesus was a joo, yet Jesus wasn't even a human, nor did He practice the jewish religion.

4. We'll 'badmouth' anyone God allmighty tells us to 'badmouth', you crying little sissy.

You ride that shortbus to school don't you?

I never said I worshipped Satan. I just said that to piss you off. It says in the 'fictional' Bible that Jesus was Jewish. God doesn't exist, so how can he tell you to badmouth anyone?

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

Friend,

First, I am going to have to ask you to stop being such a potty mouth. While you are welcome to share your views, no matter how wrong or deranged they are, vulgarity and profanity are not tolerable in Jesus' favorite forum.

Second, he is not going to get arrested for doing something God calls for in Freehold Iowa. When Bush is appointed President for Life in 2008 it won't be a crime in your town ether.

The hell it won't, I'll make it a crime: punishable by castration of penis. And Bush won't be President for life. Trust me, a lot of people hate him.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Homecoming

Okay, let me get this straight..

1. You claim to worship nobody, yet you praise satan and idolize him?

2. You claim that you are the ones who know what satanism is, yet your so-called church was founded in 1966.
While satanism (as in voluntarily worshipping the devil and/or demons) has been around for hundreds of years.

3. You claim Jesus was a joo, yet Jesus wasn't even a human, nor did He practice the jewish religion.

4. We'll 'badmouth' anyone God allmighty tells us to 'badmouth', you crying little sissy.

You ride that shortbus to school don't you?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Homecoming

Well I hope like being gay when you get arrested and man raped for assault and child abuse. And if you're not going to look it up, then don't badmouth Satanism. You don't even know what it is. It's moronic of you to say shit about stuff that you don't even know what is.
Love, Satan

Friend,

First, I am going to have to ask you to stop being such a potty mouth. While you are welcome to share your views, no matter how wrong or deranged they are, vulgarity and profanity are not tolerable in Jesus' favorite forum.

Second, he is not going to get arrested for doing something God calls for in Freehold Iowa. When Bush is appointed President for Life in 2008 it won't be a crime in your town ether.

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

I wonder if these limp-wristed satanist scumbags realize that their "hero" Anton LaVey was a polish jewboy who created his "church of satan" as a way of making money for himself. It didn't work out because he spent most of the money he made on sex holidays in Thailand where he bought and was sodomised by a string of 14 year old gook boys. He died in the gutter just a few years ago, and he is now in hell gulping scalding hot bile, Praise Jesus.

For one: I don't worship LaVey, I worship no one.
Secondly: Jesus was a Jew. So don't badmouth Jews.

[hellion]

Re: Homecoming

Praise Satan? Why a Pastor hasn't banned you yet can only be explained by the infinite patience of the Lord Jesus. I most certainly will NOT be visiting whatever link that is, at the peril of my Eternal Soul(tm). Luckily, any True Christian(tm) would be using Landover's patented AntiVirus software, designed to protect from eDemons, and therefore cannot be damned to hell thanks to you.

Beating the tar out of one's child (or wife) is not only allowed by the Bible, it is ENCOURAGED. For, lest we forget, it is through bruises that one repents, as the Holy King James Version Bible states. What sickular law states is of no consequence. Within Landover's boundaries, the LORD's Laws outweigh those of activist LIEberal judges. Praise!

Well I hope like being gay when you get arrested and man raped for assault and child abuse. And if you're not going to look it up, then don't badmouth Satanism. You don't even know what it is. It's moronic of you to say shit about stuff that you don't even know what is.
Love, Satan

[SUV]

Re: Homecoming

Beware of allowing your girls to be unsupervised near mop handles!!!
Accidents can happen, so better is to have your girls on their hands and knees scrubbing.

There have been deaths due to girls trying to do "gymnastics" and the handles of brooms and mops.

And it is a well known fact, Brother, that un$avED "women" used to practice self-abuse by sitting at sewing machines, working the pedals - and blissfully pleasuring themselves that way hour-after-hour. Some of these horrible hussies were even paid Money to do so!

Praise NAFTA! I guess we don't have to worry about that any more!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Homecoming

PRAISE SATAN!!! homecoming is NOT a satanic sex party. you don't even know what satanism truelly is. look it up: http://www.churchofsatan.com ---it's not what you think. so quit bad mouthing stuff that you don't even know what is. and i've been to homecoming. i didn't have sex or drink. neither did a lot of people there.
oh, and fyi: "beating the tar" out of your daughters is illegal in any state in the US. i feel really sorry for your daughters and i hope someone reports you...
-Satan-

According to their fellow Satanists, the Church of Satan is not true satanism. It seems you hellbound trash can't agree on anything, other than your rejection of Christ our Lord. For more information and resources about Satanism, may I recommend you visit here, here, or here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Homecoming

I wonder if these limp-wristed satanist scumbags realize that their "hero" Anton LaVey was a polish jewboy who created his "church of satan" as a way of making money for himself. It didn't work out because he spent most of the money he made on sex holidays in Thailand where he bought and was sodomised by a string of 14 year old gook boys. He died in the gutter just a few years ago, and he is now in hell gulping scalding hot bile, Praise Jesus.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Homecoming

PRAISE SATAN!!! homecoming is NOT a satanic sex party. you don't even know what satanism truelly is. look it up: http://www.churchofsatan.com ---it's not what you think. so quit bad mouthing stuff that you don't even know what is. and i've been to homecoming. i didn't have sex or drink. neither did a lot of people there.
oh, and fyi: "beating the tar" out of your daughters is illegal in any state in the US. i feel really sorry for your daughters and i hope someone reports you...
-Satan-

I already know what it is.
It is a fake "church" made up by a stupid homer named laVey. (the name should be enough evidence anyone could ever need for his homerness.)

You people might think satan is "a symbolic representation of mankinds strenght" or whatever mumbo jumbo you currently believe in..
But satan is not symbolic, he is not your friend, and he is going to rape and torture you for eternity once JESUS throws you in HELL!
Have fun, homer.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Homecoming

Beware of allowing your girls to be unsupervised near mop handles!!!
Accidents can happen, so better is to have your girls on their hands and knees scrubbing.

There have been deaths due to girls trying to do "gymnastics" and the handles of brooms and mops.