[Tower of Babel]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

Dont worry you wont go to hell. The one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster promises that you will not go to hell for being different. As in his8 I'd really rather you didn'ts He makes it clear that trying to push your religion on others is wrong.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

Dont worry you wont go to hell. The one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster promises that you will not go to hell for being different. As in his8 I'd really rather you didn'ts He makes it clear that trying to push your religion on others is wrong.

What's with these random number '8's I keep seeing in your posts that are followed by gibberish. Do you have epilepsy or something?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

And, of course atheists exists, an atheist is just someone who is not bound to a religion. That is like saying muslims dont exist.
God doesnt believe in me, and I dont believe in god, the difference is, I can prove that I exist

Hey Dodge Omni,
Why are you here bugging us? If you don't believe as we do, why are you wasting our Godly Bandwidth® with your aimless, English-as-third-language, atheist ramblings? You seem more polite than the average misguided Hellbound foreigner, but just as ignorant of the ways of Our Lord.

I think the Lord brought you here for a reason. Stick around a while, and maybe you should try reading some of the fine articles at our other site here: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Jesus loves you even though you hate him son! Give God a chance! Praise!

[Omniumchristus]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

A fellow spaghettimonster-member
We dont hate god, we just dont believe in him, its our personal choice.
We are here "bugging" you because we are interested in your view on christianity.
And its really you throwing the insults here, if you cant stand critisism against your religion, you cant have been very critical when you chose it and maybe you yourself should rethink your belief.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

A fellow spaghettimonster-member
We dont hate god, we just dont believe in him, its our personal choice.
We are here "bugging" you because we are interested in your view on christianity.
And its really you throwing the insults here, if you cant stand critisism against your religion, you cant have been very critical when you chose it and maybe you yourself should rethink your belief.

If you're interested, then take a look at THIS thread for newbies. But I'm pretty sure that you're lying about being interested in Christianity, just like you lie about everything else. You are here to cause dissension. You think that if you piss in our cornflakes, you might get a few defectors to join you in doing satan's bidding and help you mock God too.

That ain't gonna happen, punk.

We are blessed by your persecution, as the Bible tells us. Your hatemongering and God-mockery on our forum PROVES that we're right. GLORY!!

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[Omniumchristus]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

Us? Hatemongerers? Oh quite the opposite, I came here of genuine interest and all ive gotten back are insults and half-brained judgement. You are the ones filled with hate, you support murder, rape, mistreating of children and wives etc. Had you lived in norway, youd be put in a mental asylum, im just saying, and im not exhaggerating, you actually would, our mental asylums are filled with people with these opinions, we keep them locked up because they are harmful to themselves and the ones around them.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

You lock up people because they disagree with you?

Wow, so much for being "friendly open minded atheists". Still, the Lord will not forget them.

Genesis 39:21
But the LORD was with Joseph, and shewed him mercy, and gave him favour in the sight of the keeper of the prison.

[Omniumchristus]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

It seems you turned me around =P

[Nobar King]

Re: Why am I going to hell?

This is not a pick-up bar.