[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Cornholing?

Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.

Just because President Bush is human does not mean he is not GODLY. He was hand-picked by GOD HIMSELF to be our Commander-in-Chief and to fight terrorism.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Cornholing?

Yeah, President Bush isn't godly...he is a human being, just like Sean Carter, Marshall Mathers, or James Hetfield. If you don't know who those people are then look them up.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Cornholing?

One word.... Quebec

Amen. After he's finished winning in Iraq, I truly pray that our Godly President Bush will fumigate the frogs in our attic.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Cornholing?

How do you know god hates canada?

One word.... Quebec

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Cornholing?

That's a dirty and stupid game.

I wish I never heard about it

Now you know how Jesus feels.

[Appelfap.]

Re: Cornholing?

That's a dirty and stupid game.

I wish I never heard about it

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cornholing?

How do you know god hates canada?

We consult the big book He wrote for us, full of detailed information about what He hates. We observe that the many of the descriptions of what God hates match very closely with an average Canadian's day. We use simple logic to deduce that God hates Canada. Which of these do you have a problem with?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cornholing?

How do you know god hates canada? Oh but the little voices in your head tell you? Im sure theyre right...

Listen, I know you are a mental midget, and a cannucki to boot, but try and follow this. When you see a word or words with a blue line under them, like THIS, then you can discover the reference to the subject at hand by clicking on that blue line. Follow?

We know what God hates and loves because we are True Christians™ and are guided by the Holy Spirit©. Any more questions, nancy?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Cornholing?

How do you know god hates canada? Oh but the little voices in your head tell you? Im sure theyre right...

Actually, the mostly-Godly Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church explains exactly why on his website, www.godhatescanada.com. WHY don't you READ IT?!

I know. It's because you're a lazy JIFFYLUBE forum 'tard and prefer to wallow in ignorance, spitting out imbecilic one-liners that show nothing but your dull-wittedness, right?

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Cornholing?

How do you know god hates canada? Oh but the little voices in your head tell you? Im sure theyre right...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cornholing?

We dont play cornhole in canada. In fact i havent heard of it before now. And you yanks are the ones calling Canadians homers.

As has been documented exhaustively in these boards, God hates cannuckistan. If you love Jesus, get out now!

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Cornholing?

We dont play cornhole in canada. In fact i havent heard of it before now. And you yanks are the ones calling Canadians homers.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Cornholing?

Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity;
But thou hast delivered thy soul.
Ezekiel 3:19

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Cornholing?

If you want to be Cornholed by Satan, I guess that is your choice..... but as he is Cornholing you, don't forget that we, True Christians™ WARNED you!

Indeed. Yet people say that we don't show Christian love here.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Cornholing?

Well, considering that you post something that you have no idea what is and then claim it is Satanism, I've come to the conclusion that you're all morons. With the exception of a few. Not only that, you post it and then refuse to let anyone tell you what it is...

Son,

We are in the business of Saving® Souls for JESUS.

YOU are the ignorant one!

If you want to be Cornholed by Satan, I guess that is your choice..... but as he is Cornholing you, don't forget that we, True Christians™ WARNED you!

Get right with JESUS, before he decides to kill you!

With Love, Sister Thumper.

p/s: Have you hit the PayPal button yet and Donated to GOD'S Favorite Church™? You may want to TODAY. I'm sure JESUS is angry at you for defending one of Satan's favorite games.