Cornholing?

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Cornholing?

Brothers and Sisters.

It seems there is a new game that is all the rage. It's is called Cornholing.

You toss your bean bag into a hole.

I find this to be an abomination and surely a game the Devil invented.

Please help prevent this fad. When you hear young men bragging about their cornholing abilities, please be sure to REBUKE them in the name of the LORD JESU so this Satanic game does not reach our innocent children of Landover.

There will be NO CORNHOLING ALLOWED IN LANDOVER!

With Love, Sister Thumper

Well, considering that you post something that you have no idea what is and then claim it is Satanism, I've come to the conclusion that you're all morons. With the exception of a few. Not only that, you post it and then refuse to let anyone tell you what it is...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cornholing?

Thump...Thump...Thump...

What's that I hear loves?

Well MY OH MY it's the BIBLE THUMBER gang!! ROFLMAO!!

Sorry, loves, but I just had to...well....you know loves...what's a "girl" to do??????????

What on earth is a "Bible Thumber" when it's at home? I do hope it's not yet another of your disgusting homer euphemisms.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Cornholing?

Thump...Thump...Thump...

What's that I hear loves?

Well MY OH MY it's the BIBLE THUMBER gang!! ROFLMAO!!

Sorry, loves, but I just had to...well....you know loves...what's a "girl" to do??????????

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Cornholing?

BTW, loves,...mind if I share my cornholing abilities with you???

Yes, I most certainly do mind, you degenerate. I don't know (or want to know) the details of the "games" that you play in Transistorized, Pennsylvania, or wherever it is, but we'll have none of that here in the Godly red states.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Cornholing?

Ohhh loves...it's nothing new at all. In fact...it's a very OLD "game", lol.

BTW, loves,...mind if I share my cornholing abilities with you???

[Talitha]

Re: Cornholing?

Sounds like a Game for Homers as far as I can make out Sister Thumper. Certainly not for True Christian™ males.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brothers and Sisters.

It seems there is a new game that is all the rage. It's is called Cornholing.

You toss your bean bag into a hole.

I find this to be an abomination and surely a game the Devil invented.

Please help prevent this fad. When you hear young men bragging about their cornholing abilities, please be sure to REBUKE them in the name of the LORD JESU so this Satanic game does not reach our innocent children of Landover.

There will be NO CORNHOLING ALLOWED IN LANDOVER!

With Love, Sister Thumper