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  • #16
    Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

    Originally posted by ethelthefrog View Post
    I'm currently in college, and my roommate drinks Coca Cola on a daily basis. Is there anything I can do to stop him?
    Which Christian college do you attend? I'm surprised they allow such substances on campus. Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum.

    If you find any, dump it down the drain and advise your friend that a True Christian(tm) Pastor told you to do it. Then start reading the book of Ezekiel out loud in the dorm hallway at the top of your lungs.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #17
      Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

      Originally posted by modern woman View Post
      Did you know that when coca cola was origionally produced it contained cocaine? Even now one of the ingredients is still produced from the same plant as cocaine is produced from!
      So? Cars and airplanes are produced from the same materials guns are and guns are fine....even mandatory. We have a 55 gallon hermetically sealed drum of pharmaceutical grade cocaine in the Landover doomsday storehouse freezer just in case. I don't remember where it is....I think it's in the same section as the Plutonium.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • #18
        Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

        Originally posted by ethelthefrog View Post
        I'm currently in college, and my roommate drinks Coca Cola on a daily basis. Is there anything I can do to stop him?
        If he drinks it out of a can wait until he is taking a gulp and then slam the bottom of the can as hard as you can with your palm. If he drinks it out of one of those large plastic bottles wait until he's gone and pee in the bottle. A little more each day until he notices his Coke is yellow.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #19
          Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Which Christian college do you attend? I'm surprised they allow such substances on campus. Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum.

          If you find any, dump it down the drain and advise your friend that a True Christian™ Pastor told you to do it. Then start reading the book of Ezekiel out loud in the dorm hallway at the top of your lungs.

          Thank you, I attend Piedmont Baptist College in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. My roommate had assured me that there was nothing wrong with Coca Cola. Obviously that is not the case and I am now much less trusting of him after reading this thread. I took the precaution of pouring it out now while he is asleep and will follow your advice on reading from Ezekiel in the morning. I would do it now but don't feel like I should wake up everyone else in my hall just because of the transgressions of my roommate.

          I'll also be sure to start a thread of my own in the introductions section. Thank you again for your help!

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          • #20
            Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            If he drinks it out of a can wait until he is taking a gulp and then slam the bottom of the can as hard as you can with your palm. If he drinks it out of one of those large plastic bottles wait until he's gone and pee in the bottle. A little more each day until he notices his Coke is yellow.

            I don't know if I'm confrontational enough to do this, I tend to be a little bit shy sometimes.

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            • #21
              Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

              Originally posted by ethelthefrog View Post
              I don't know if I'm confrontational enough to do this, I tend to be a little bit shy sometimes.
              We have a cure for that. It has worked wonders in the past. Do you have some chain and locks to lock all the escape routes from the dorm from the inside?
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • #22
                Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                Well... not on hand, but I could probably get some...

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                • #23
                  Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                  Originally posted by John the frog View Post
                  Well... not on hand, but I could probably get some...
                  Virginia Tech has a bunch laying around. Only used once.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #24
                    Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                    Nothing wrong with Coca Cola? Dear God I pray that you help these poor souls open their eyes to the realities of the wicket world we live in.
                    It’s common knowledge that Coca Cola can be used to clean battery acid off the posts of car batteries, and has been used for abortions, the term “he has sugar in his tank” refers to someone who is gay because he has so much sugar or “sweetness” in him, and one 12 oz coke has more sugar per oz than any other drink and is all of this a coincidence? I think not!
                    Remember that old coke slogan “Coke adds life” ask that to those who use it for abortions!
                    Water and wine are the only drinks we should have, and maybe some homemade lemonade in the summer time!
                    Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these courageous couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds

                    And this applies to me in delivering Gods word to the world, postage prepaid by Jesus

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                    • #25
                      Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                      Not to mention that they're COMMUNISTS who want to force the whole world to "sing"!

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #26
                        Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Not to mention that they're COMMUNISTS who want to force the whole world to "sing"!

                        what is that? and what relation does it have to communism?!

                        i think that love as the so called communist video is one of the most important messages in the bible

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                        • #27
                          Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                          That's why I always called it "devil cola"
                          I once saw two men HOLDING HANDS and walking down the street
                          and loe behold waht did I see in their hands!?
                          Coca cola
                          If that's not enough to keep you away from that satan inflicting drink then what is?

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                          • #28
                            Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                            Anyone who approves of abortion needs to realize that God wants us to give those children a chance to be loved. And I will heed their call.

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                            • #29
                              Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                              I note that Coca Cola is also a very big business, and the product itself contains secret ingredients.

                              I can't help but think there is some Jooish influence behind Coke.


                              Does anyone know of a single instance of a Jooess aborticating herself with Coke ??


                              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                              • #30
                                Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

                                This stuff burns my throat. Its the work of the devil! No wonder this stuff kills baby's!

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