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  • Hate4DevilnLuv4God
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    • Dec 2008
    • 3
    #1

    Some good Christian Jokes for childs

    ok, so i've heard some sexually oriented jokes from my 6 years-old son, so i doposited him into the praying closet during 2 week giving him bred and water 2 times a day.

    in that time i decided to look for some good jokes for kids, so i found these:

    What's black from inside yellow outside and makes you laught?
    a bus with black kids going to crash with a catolic church

    what's the diference between jews and pizza?
    pizza doesn't cry when it gets into the oven

    what are 20 black-men doing in front of a white wall?
    code of bars

    how much time takes a black woman to throw the trash?
    9 moths

    what's the diference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
    the white one, goes to the playboy cover, and the black one, goes to national geographic

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Some good Christian Jokes for childs

      You're not old enough to have kids. Only 15 year olds start sentences with 'OK, so'.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Some good Christian Jokes for childs

          Friend, you have been given an infraction for lying to us, since you have posted nothing that is good, nothing that is Christian, and nothing even remotely resembling a joke. You are clearly very defective. I'm sure Jesus can cure you, but you'll need to co-operate in turning your heart and soul over to Him. If you prove incapable of doing so, I fear that the most humane thing to do may just be to have you quietly put down.

          Originally posted by Hate4DevilnLuv4God View Post
          what are 20 black-men doing in front of a white wall?
          code of bars
          What is a code of bars? Is this some kind of Jew code? Are you a freemason?
          how much time takes a black woman to throw the trash?
          9 moths
          9 moths? Moths of time? Friend, I understand that moths can sometimes be quite scary if they startle you, but that's no excuse for thinking that they control the flow of time. Negro time moths indeed!
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Hate4DevilnLuv4God
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              • Dec 2008
              • 3
              #4
              Re: Some good Christian Jokes for childs

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

              9 moths? Moths of time? Friend, I understand that moths can sometimes be quite scary if they startle you, but that's no excuse for thinking that they control the flow of time. Negro time moths indeed!
              my bad, it was 9 MONTHS

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Some good Christian Jokes for childs

                  Oh, so that makes it funny?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Hate4DevilnLuv4God
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                      • Dec 2008
                      • 3
                      #6
                      Re: Some good Christian Jokes for childs

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      Oh, so that makes it funny?
                      For 100% of the TRUE CHRISTIANS, IT IS

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556
                          #7
                          Re: Some good Christian Jokes for childs

                          Originally posted by Hate4DevilnLuv4God View Post
                          For 100% of the TRUE CHRISTIANS, IT IS
                          You sound like another zit-faced God-mocker to me. What is your favorite verse from the Holy Bible? What's your homeroom teacher's name?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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