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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2026
    • 15118

    #1

    Menfolk Look Away!! Disgusting Teenage XXX Porn Filth

    Once again, I appeal to our Godly Menfolk NOT to read this Thread as it involves a subject so depraved and disgusting that I have had to Blindfold myself for the second time this week whilst Posting.

    Please note, I have Censored a certain word with XXX as it may make some of our more delicate Church members want to vomit.

    As you know, my Daughter is becoming quite the young Christian Lady.
    Unfortunately she has reached that time in her life that all Girls of her age should be ashamed of.
    I'm referring of course to her Menses.

    Once a week I allow her usage of the household Computer to look for new Cake and Pie recipes.
    Somehow she found her way to THIS Pornographic filth (DO NOT CLICK) encouraging young Ladies to Celebrate their Womanhood by way of having a "Party".

    CELEBRATE WOMANHOOD??!!

    These depraved perverts like to get them young:
    The Puberty Party is an educational celebration for girls who have not started menstruating. Moms don’t have to dread “the talk” and girls won’t have to learn through lecture or boring movies. It’s an educational party complete with food, friends, family and fun!
    Then I'm afraid it gets MUCH worse.
    Menarche Parties: We are moms that have created an exciting way to celebrate a girl’s transition into womanhood. Our goal is to take the pressure of mothers and daughters when it comes to talking about mensxxxation. Mothers and daughters benefit by being educated, having fun, strengthening the line of communication and creating a lifetime of memories.
    Someone even gave a "testimonial"
    “The marshmallow mouth game was hilarious and mensxxxal trivia had some amazing facts. I never thought learning about mensxxxation could be so much fun. This was truly a party we will never forget”. P. Alcocer, Texas
    THE MARSHMALLOW MOUTH GAME? What kind of Liberal Feminazi nonsense are they trying to teach our Girls? Teaching them to become Trouser wearing Lezbeans I expect!!
    Our children do not need to have this filth forced upon them. Our young Ladies should be made to be aware that their unclean time is a curse put upon them by God and something that they should feel ashamed of.

    All they need is to be locked away for 7 days with a copy of The Bible.

    As the Good Book says:
    Leviticus 15:
    And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

    And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

    And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

    And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

    And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.

    And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean.

    Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.

    And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.





    We should complain by the strongest available means to make sure that the World is free from Ungodly Teachings such as these.



    .

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Menfolk Look Away!! Disgusting Teenage XXX Filth

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Somehow she found her way to THIS Pornographic filth (DO NOT CLICK) encouraging young Ladies to Celebrate their Womanhood by way of having a "Party".
    I accidentally clicked on the link, but the basic premise seems to be sound.

    "It also instructs the young lady about what her family and society expect of her now that she is entering womanhood."

    She can have a party and the elder crones such as yourself can explain that her only use in life is to serve her husband (when one buys her), produce soldiers for JESUS and bake pies.

    As long as men do not have to be involved in this disgusting ritual of uncleanliness, this sort of education might stop many young women from rebelling from GOD's will and running away to become tramps, goths and wiccans.

    This woman covers the ten points of being a homemaker in a very orderly manner, although she is much too liberal about it.

    America needs to get back to our core values, WHICH HAVE BEEN RUINED BY THE FEMINAZI MOVEMENT! The evidence is clear! This is why 'modern' women deserve to get smacked!

    What JESUS wants you to do
    vs
    What SATAN wants you to do

    Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs.

    Drive thru at Wendy’s – 2 #4 combos.


    Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

    Take 2 hours, shower until there’s no more hot water, do your hair and makeup, ask for his opinion, get mad at his opinion, leave with the girls.

    Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.


    Hire Molly Maid, rip up the receipt.


    Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

    Bribe the heathen bastards from your pears of fornication to go against Daddy and be on Mommy’s side. Extra X-box time if deal goes well.


    Minimize the noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

    Maximize the noise. Turn on every appliance in the house and crank the heat.

    Make him comfortable: Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.


    I believe this is where the expression “What are your legs broken, get it yourself” was invented.

    Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

    Talk to him, you may have a dozen things to tell him and he DAMN well better listen.

    Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment; instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.

    Complain every moment you can. Don’t even get me started on strain and pressure.

    The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax.

    GUILT UNTIL REWARDED.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Menfolk Look Away!! Disgusting Teenage XXX Filth

      I don't know about these female things too much, but I've heard it said that mothers are supposed to slap their daughters across the face hard once they start bleeding from their privates.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Menfolk Look Away!! Disgusting Teenage XXX Filth

        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
        I accidentally clicked on the link, but the basic premise seems to be sound.

        "It also instructs the young lady about what her family and society expect of her now that she is entering womanhood."
        Oh Pastor!! How wonderful.
        I've just shown her your inspiring Post and she is so happy.
        In fact, after Church she wants to ask you a few questions about her Monthly Curse

        Now, I have no intention of having such an event in my own home. It's bad enough having one Pubescent young Woman in the house let alone a whole gathering.
        As you are so "pro" this event, I've suggested that they hold it at your Freehold home as soon as possible.

        I have to say, Pastor, I am most surprised at how you have decided to be so understanding towards our young Ladies. When I was slightly younger, I had to bow my head in shame and lock myself away.

        This Menarche website seems to encourage inviting darkies too. My daughter doesn't actually know any darkie girls so I may have to send her out to find some.
        They seem to encourage girls to look at Graphic Pornographic images of their Ladyparts which may be a problem to obtain in Freehold.
        Oh, is it also appropriate to allow these girls to kiss one another like they do on that website?


        .

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: Menfolk Look Away!! Disgusting Teenage XXX Filth

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          Oh Pastor!! How wonderful.
          I've just shown her your inspiring Post and she is so happy.
          In fact, after Church she wants to ask you a few questions about her Monthly Curse

          Now, I have no intention of having such an event in my own home. It's bad enough having one Pubescent young Woman in the house let alone a whole gathering.
          As you are so "pro" this event, I've suggested that they hold it at your Freehold home as soon as possible.

          I have to say, Pastor, I am most surprised at how you have decided to be so understanding towards our young Ladies. When I was slightly younger, I had to bow my head in shame and lock myself away.

          This Menarche website seems to encourage inviting darkies too. My daughter doesn't actually know any darkie girls so I may have to send her out to find some.
          They seem to encourage girls to look at Graphic Pornographic images of their Ladyparts which may be a problem to obtain in Freehold.
          Oh, is it also appropriate to allow these girls to kiss one another like they do on that website?


          .
          I didn't say I was going to have anything to do with this nonsense! Get her and her hooligan friends away from me! I thought a Menarche was something that held up a bridge. Men don't need to know these things anyway!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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