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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

    These evil, vile puppets are turning our children into homers, sluts, perverts, gangsters, murderers, pedophiles, terrorists, pagan idols and goths!




    If you have any Sesame Street toys, games, coloring books or stuffed animals I URGE you to BURN them today! Never ever let your child watch these vile creatures on TV. Their very SOUL is at stake!

    CONCERNED, Sister Thumper
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  • Petal
    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 991

    #2
    Re: BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

    Originally posted by Miss.BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    turning our children into homers, sluts, perverts gangsters, murderers, pedophiles, terrorists, pagan idols and goths!
    Mr.Grover sings sad nigra musick, so all the childrins will cut themselfs


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    • Daisy Mae Johnson
      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15708

      #3
      Re: BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

      Warning: Not Safe for Kids! Muppet Buttsecks below!!





      More shocking evidence these predators are out to ruin our kids.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        Warning: Not Safe for Kids! Muppet Buttsecks below!!





        More shocking evidence these predators are out to ruin our kids.

        Just look at that depraved "Animal" creature, leering at that "man" in front of him! I can only imagine what sort of perverse ideas are roiling about in his Godless heathen mind!
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Danny!
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2009
          • 11

          #5
          Re: BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

          You realise that most of these images have been doctered with, and so it is not the show/toys etc. that you should be steering your children away from, but the people that docter images like this, which you cannot escape when on the Internet.

          You have seen the images yourself, so why did they not convert you in to a 'homer,pervert' etc.?

          Stupid thread

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          • Mistress Cookie
            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 6790

            #6
            Re: BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

            Originally posted by Danny! View Post
            Stupid thread
            Where is the proof these images were "doctored", as you say?

            For many years, realizing they were defeated each time they "took us on", the lie-berals have trained their sights on a more easily-overwhelmed factor....our young.

            The family is the cornerstone of American society, and I thank God every day there are groups such as Landover Baptist Church that act as Watch & Ward societies. We do this not just for the benefit of True Christians™ everywhere, but for the good of the entire country.

            I would say this is an extremely important, vital and necessary thread.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #7
              Re: BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

              Look at Grover taking off his overalls so he can have buttsecks with Elmo.
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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

                It's a good thing they print that trash on super sturdy paper. It probably comes with a pack of kleenex, too.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: BEWARE: Sesame Street Characters!!!!

                  These two closet homers are a direct threat to your children!!

                  They even sleep in the same room and have matching bedspreads.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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