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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553
    #31
    Re: Video Games

    Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
    Why do you say homer? You cant say homo? Or gay person? And I happen to love women.
    You keep saying that, but you talk like a damned queer.

    Your lies don't deceive Jesus you know....
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • sephy26946
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 67
        #32
        Re: Video Games

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You keep saying that, but you talk like a damned queer.

        Your lies don't deceive Jesus you know....


        How am I talking like a queer?

        Its called class.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414
            #33
            Re: Video Games

            Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
            Why do you say homer? You cant say homo? Or gay person? And I happen to love women.
            Would you prefer "sodomite"? There's nothing "gay" about homers and their perverted deathstyle that will kill most of them before the age of 50.
            And of course you love women. That's why you love designing women's clothes, styling women's hair, wearing women's underwear. You're sick.
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              • sephy26946
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2007
                • 67
                #34
                Re: Video Games

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                Would you prefer "sodomite"? There's nothing "gay" about homers and their perverted deathstyle that will kill most of them before the age of 50.
                And of course you love women. That's why you love designing women's clothes, styling women's hair, wearing women's underwear. You're sick.

                Do you have any proof on this?

                I don't design any kind of clothes, I don't give a sh*t what anyones hair looks like, but I do wear womens underwear.
                Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 07-14-2007, 04:54 AM. Reason: profanity removed

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                  • sephy26946
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 67
                    #35
                    Re: Video Games

                    To end the malicious lie Pastor Ezekiel (may he always be in the favor of God), I love men.

                    I really ******* like womens underwear.
                    Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 07-14-2007, 05:27 AM. Reason: Removed profanity.

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                      • sephy26946
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 67
                        #36
                        Re: Video Games

                        And to sin once more

                        I LOVE womens underwear, and like to pretend I'm a hot chick and am about to **** a man.
                        Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 07-14-2007, 05:43 AM. Reason: This is a warning. Enough with the obscenities!

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831
                            #37
                            Re: Video Games

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Just try it sicko, we have some of the best lawyers going on retainer who have been fully blooded fighting off the ACLU and other agents of the Anti-Christ.

                            Frankly more lies from you about us kid you are on moderation. If you think we are incorrect about scripture then you are more than welcome to post scripture you feel rebuts our position. But slinging out lies about our church or our beliefs because they upset you is not acceptable. I belive in Jesus, I follow what He says and I do not have the time of day for what some kid having a sissy fit thinks about me, Jesus or my beliefs.
                            Internet Drama is always so funny, because of how pointless it is really. Be careful kiddies or they'll sick their E-lawyers on you.

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                              • sephy26946
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 67
                                #38
                                Re: Video Games

                                I know Joo, its ****ing hilarious.

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                                  • RAWR
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 14
                                    #39
                                    Re: Video Games

                                    Homer, pack your bags for the after life. Destination, the fire pits of Hell and Satan himself.

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                                      • Ixi
                                        Wretched Unsaved Goth
                                        Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 844
                                        #40
                                        Re: Video Games

                                        Haha, I love playing Harry Potter, Gallop Racer, and Spyro the Dragon. I don't think (if there is a God) he should have a problem with it.
                                        A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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