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Great Abstinence-Only website - your tax dollars at work
Thanks to American taxpayers spending $1,500,000,000 on abstinence-only sex education, an excellent new educational website has been built to teach kids all about the dangers of lying sluts and the how they lure innocent drunk boys into their cars before having their way with them. The site is called the "Party Room".
Here your child will meet 4 teens witnesses with conflicting accounts of the events following a party.
Rochelle tells how she drove her drunken friend Jason home after the party, and then is raped by him. Jason denies that the rape happened, saying their sex was consensual. Monica and Tanner observe that Jason was being a drunken idiot the entire night, with Monica (Jason's ex-girlfriend) adding her opinion that Rochelle has a reputation for "putting out" and being a "slut".
The site includes pictures, so that you know that Jason and Monica are Aryan, while Rochelle has a mexican look to her.
The site then asks the question: "Based on all accounts, whose story sounds the least credible?"
Just in case it you haven't figured it out yet, the (obvious!) answer is down the page.
The answer is that the least credible witness is Rochelle.
Why, you ask? Because she "made several questionable decisions", "she had a motive to lie" and, lest we forget, "she’s been pinned reputation (sic) for being ‘loose’"
Rochelle is not be believed. After all, she drove in a car with a boy. And she’s actually had sex before, or at least a rival girl says that she has, which is exactly the same thing.
The site then asks if we know that a rape occurred. The "correct" answer says that we don’t know, emphasizing again that Rochelle has a "motive to lie", and that:
The site also calls for compassion to the victim of the slut, Jason:
Summary of the lessons learned:
1. If a boy is drunk at a party, let him drive himself home. Female Designated drivers are sluts.
2. If a teenaged girl is called a slut by another teenage girl, that's proof that she's a slut and it's impossible to rape her, so don't listen to a word she says.
3. Girls who look Mexican are untrustworhy sluts. At least in comparism to white teenagers.
4. You can't blame a teenage boy for what he does while drunk.
More good news: The makers of the website have already gotten $1,800,000 from taxpayers, and are set to receive another $1,800,000, unless the Kenyan Dictator cancels it.
Here your child will meet 4 teens witnesses with conflicting accounts of the events following a party.
Rochelle tells how she drove her drunken friend Jason home after the party, and then is raped by him. Jason denies that the rape happened, saying their sex was consensual. Monica and Tanner observe that Jason was being a drunken idiot the entire night, with Monica (Jason's ex-girlfriend) adding her opinion that Rochelle has a reputation for "putting out" and being a "slut".
The site includes pictures, so that you know that Jason and Monica are Aryan, while Rochelle has a mexican look to her.
The site then asks the question: "Based on all accounts, whose story sounds the least credible?"
Just in case it you haven't figured it out yet, the (obvious!) answer is down the page.
The answer is that the least credible witness is Rochelle.
Why, you ask? Because she "made several questionable decisions", "she had a motive to lie" and, lest we forget, "she’s been pinned reputation (sic) for being ‘loose’"
Rochelle is not be believed. After all, she drove in a car with a boy. And she’s actually had sex before, or at least a rival girl says that she has, which is exactly the same thing.
The site then asks if we know that a rape occurred. The "correct" answer says that we don’t know, emphasizing again that Rochelle has a "motive to lie", and that:
"Unfortunately, we are left judging (Rochelle’s) honesty by her character and her actions"... "Monica implied Rochelle had a promiscuous reputation and the whole school seemed to know it."
As you see, it all depends on her character. Teenagers need to be constantly reminded that that sluts aren’t to be trusted. The site also calls for compassion to the victim of the slut, Jason:
"Also, alcohol makes people less inhibitive. Jason was extremely vulnerable to his circumstances".
So kids, remember that alcohol made poor Jason vulnerable to being seduced by the mexican slut. Summary of the lessons learned:
1. If a boy is drunk at a party, let him drive himself home. Female Designated drivers are sluts.
2. If a teenaged girl is called a slut by another teenage girl, that's proof that she's a slut and it's impossible to rape her, so don't listen to a word she says.
3. Girls who look Mexican are untrustworhy sluts. At least in comparism to white teenagers.
4. You can't blame a teenage boy for what he does while drunk.
More good news: The makers of the website have already gotten $1,800,000 from taxpayers, and are set to receive another $1,800,000, unless the Kenyan Dictator cancels it.
You should feel sorry for Jason, he's the one who was clearly abused. 
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