WARNING! Products that Will Turn Our Kids GAY!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Sweet Lord of Mercy! Watch how the Homer Peter Pans flies in the window and then tries to entice the young children into gay sex!

From this day forward I will not allow Peter Pan Peter Butter in MY home!

In this commercial he is a hip swiveling Hellbound Butt Prirate trying to entice the kids in to buttsecks!

McDonald's the Musical. These dancing and prancing Homers are trying to lure our children in to the Homersexshul Death style by skipping, flailing their wrists and singing!

There is nothing so clean as my burger machine

We will never eat at Mickey D's ever again in the Johnson household!!!

Post your products here!

Deeply concerned, Sister Thumper

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Oh my HEAVENLY Days. Watch this flaming Homer skip around like the Pied Piper of Pansies trying to attrack others in get in his Somba line of SIN!!!

Beware of "Dr. Pepper". He is no doctor at all! Just some Homer light in his loafers!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I am too nauseated to watch any more of this. This is another thread that needs a warning attached! What if some child saw those horrid things?!?!?!?!

[Mr. Jingles]

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I am too nauseated to watch any more of this. This is another thread that needs a warning attached! What if some child saw those horrid things?!?!?!?!

That's the truth; i'm sterilizing my computer monitor right now.

[Bob4God]

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That's the truth; i'm sterilizing my computer monitor right now.

Do NOT use rubbing alcohol! I hear that gay scientists in San Fransisco have genetically engineered the new AIDS to become airborne when it comes into contact with rubbing alcohol!

I ALWAYS use rubber gloves before investigating homosexual threats on the internet because I don't want to get the AIDS on my hands through my keyboard or clicker.

After I'm done, I throw away the keyboard and clicker.

[JennyD]

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No child of mine would be in the least danger from such filth. Why?

Because their father would make absolutely sure that each of them, boy or girl, was so deeply impregnated with the Holy Love of Jesus that thoughts of perversion would never enter their innocent and pure minds!

[thelordkilledmymom]

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I hope you are all ashamed of yourselves... seriously you're racist ignorant bible thumping fucks. Even your website agrees there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, there is an ad for gaypalmspringsca.com right above where I'm typing.

[eliot mayfield]

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I hope you are all ashamed of yourselves... seriously you're racist ignorant bible thumping piffles. Even your website agrees there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, there is an ad for gaypalmspringsca.com right above where I'm typing.

We are not ignorant about the Bible. You just try and prove it if you think you can!
Why are you looking at gay ads?
Where does our website agree that homosexuality is a good thing?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hope you are all ashamed of yourselves... seriously you're racist ignorant bible thumping piffles. Even your website agrees there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, there is an ad for gaypalmspringsca.com right above where I'm typing.

For the millionth time: The ads you see are provided by Google. They are individually tailored to each user based on YOUR PERSONAL surfing habits.

The only ads I see are for Sunday Sermon Cheat Sheets for Pastors, Church wall partitions and Purina Bear Dog Chow.

[Martes]

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McDonalds' turned me Gay.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Beware of "Dr. Pepper". He is no doctor at all! Just some Homer light in his loafers!

Why must he keep thrusting that bottle at us ? ? ?

And he looks like an Israelite.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I wish he would stop shaking his Pepper at us!

Dr. Pervert
I'm a Pervert...errrr pepper you're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

NOOOOOOOOOOO you faggit! Get LOST!

[BritneyJeanSpears (Quarantined)]

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Lots of my male backup dancers are homos. They still nice people. They just dont know what'll happen to them in the end. Thats they're choice to make!

[thatguy]

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Do NOT use rubbing alcohol! I hear that gay scientists in San Fransisco have genetically engineered the new AIDS to become airborne when it comes into contact with rubbing alcohol!

I ALWAYS use rubber gloves before investigating homosexual threats on the internet because I don't want to get the AIDS on my hands through my keyboard or clicker.

After I'm done, I throw away the keyboard and clicker.

First of all, those commercials were pretty wonderful..... Anyway, you can get AIDS through your keyboard, rubbing alcohol was invented iin San Francisco, and that must cost you pretty penny, seeing as nearly everything, if thought of in a sick an twisted enough state of mind, can be considered linked to homosexual.

[JennyD]

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McDonalds' turned me Gay.

It was probably all the soy in their "burgers". It pumped you full of phytoestrogens, and feminized you.

Start eating real beef, you'll feel more manly.