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  • Rhianna sees the error of her ways, returns to husband

    Good news! Pop star Rihanna has returned to her husband, who recently was booked on charges of making "terrorist threats" after he pulled over to the side of the road and beat her as the pair drove to the Grammy Awards.

    We do not know what triggered Mr. Brown's anger...perhaps it may have been the way Miss Rihanna was dressed, or her choice of song to perform later that night.

    They are saying a cell phone was involved; perhaps she interrupted him once too often as he was trying to take an important call pertaining to their shared future.

    But the important thing is that Miss Rihanna has returned to her man, indicating she is willing to change, and accept Mr. Brown's authority over both her and their union. I am glad this has been straightened out before they have children, as it is rumored the young lady was pregnant at the time of the misunderstanding, and it would be terrible for her to be raising children in an unnaturally unbalanced relationship that angers the Lord.
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    Re: Rhianna sees the error of her ways, returns to husband

    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Good news! Pop star Rihanna has returned to her husband, who recently was booked on charges of making "terrorist threats" after he pulled over to the side of the road and beat her as the pair drove to the Grammy Awards.

    We do not know what triggered Mr. Brown's anger...perhaps it may have been the way Miss Rihanna was dressed, or her choice of song to perform later that night.

    They are saying a cell phone was involved; perhaps she interrupted him once too often as he was trying to take an important call pertaining to their shared future.

    But the important thing is that Miss Rihanna has returned to her man, indicating she is willing to change, and accept Mr. Brown's authority over both her and their union. I am glad this has been straightened out before they have children, as it is rumored the young lady was pregnant at the time of the misunderstanding, and it would be terrible for her to be raising children in an unnaturally unbalanced relationship.
    An excellent expose' Mistress Cookie! I hope you take the point to heart.....er...that is, I hope you practice what I preach......no, still not right. I mean I hope you will finally accept the domination of men over women as the Bible describes so your life can be carefree and you won't have to watch over your shoulder every waking moment.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      Re: Rhianna sees the error of her ways, returns to husband

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      An excellent expose' Mistress Cookie!...I mean I hope you will finally accept the domination of men over women as the Bible describes so your life can be carefree and you won't have to watch over your shoulder every waking moment.
      Thank you, dear Pastor. It's easier to see Right and Wrong when it plays out in someone else's life. It gives us more distance.

      I know I have learned from this, and I thank God for creating the situation so that all True Christian™ ladies can be reminded of the right and proper Holy order.
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        Re: Rhianna sees the error of her ways, returns to husband

        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
        Thank you, dear Pastor. It's easier to see Right and Wrong when it plays out in someone else's life. It gives us more distance.

        I know I have learned from this, and I thank God for creating the situation so that all True Christian™ ladies can be reminded of the right and proper Holy order.
        Well then Dear Sister, I welcome you with open arms back into the fold. There is only the small matter of your late husband's will which we can discuss over dinner and a glass of Napoleon Brandy which I purchased at great expense from the estate of the great Marilyn Monroe for just such an occasion!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          Re: Rhianna sees the error of her ways, returns to husband

          Are you serious? Men dominate women? Excuse me for not understanding here, but, uh...women have just as many rights as men, thank you. We can be whatever men can be, and if men are supposed to have more authority over women and are supposed to make a living for the household, how come my older sister is a single mother? How come a LOT of women are single mothers? And they seem to be doing just fine. The whole men have more rights than women is B******T and nowhere in the Bible does it SAY that it's completely FINE for a man to beat a woman.
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-16-2009, 04:25 AM. Reason: profanity edited

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            Re: Rhianna sees the error of her ways, returns to husband

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            Good news! Pop star Rihanna has returned to her husband, who recently was booked on charges of making "terrorist threats" after he pulled over to the side of the road and beat her as the pair drove to the Grammy Awards.

            We do not know what triggered Mr. Brown's anger...perhaps it may have been the way Miss Rihanna was dressed, or her choice of song to perform later that night.

            They are saying a cell phone was involved; perhaps she interrupted him once too often as he was trying to take an important call pertaining to their shared future.

            But the important thing is that Miss Rihanna has returned to her man, indicating she is willing to change, and accept Mr. Brown's authority over both her and their union. I am glad this has been straightened out before they have children, as it is rumored the young lady was pregnant at the time of the misunderstanding, and it would be terrible for her to be raising children in an unnaturally unbalanced relationship that angers the Lord.


            i do understand and see your views but sister she and the man were not married as to that extent he did not have ownership of her yet it was still her fathers job to discipline he was out of line on that one

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            • #7
              Re: Rhianna sees the error of her ways, returns to husband

              Originally posted by jmarie56 View Post
              i do understand and see your views but sister she and the man were not married as to that extent he did not have ownership of her yet it was still her fathers job to discipline he was out of line on that one
              You are assuming the gentleman did not have the fathers proxy. Being the father did not voice concern, I take his silence as confirmation.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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