Father kills homer son in "gun cleaning accident"

[Larry Lee]

We all understand the agony a parent endures when their child takes up the hobby of being a homersexual.

In today's news there's a story about a Michigan father Kevin Dunn, whose son Ian -- a bona fide homer -- died when the old rusty rifle Kevin was cleaning accidentally discharged in Ian's general direction.

You can read the details of the case here.

Our hearts go out to Kevin. We can easily imagine that Ian's rebellious insistence on flouncing about while playing Wing CDs caused Kevin much grief. It was only a very short matter of time before Kevin took Ian to the Church elders, who would gladly stone Ian to death for his homerisms and atrocious musical taste -- in accord with God's commandment in Deuteronomy 21:18-21.

However, it seems that God hates Wing as much as he hates homers... And used a gun cleaning accident to clear the air. Indeed, it's like Paul said, "All things work together for good."

[Talitha]

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I shall Pray for poor Kevin.
He will hopefully be able to carry on with normal life now this terrible event is behind him.
There's nothing worse than finding that your child is a Homer.

[Mistress Cookie]

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The news is coming out that on the day of the accident, this son was home from school "sick"...a euphemism for what?

The fact that father Kevin kept the gun loaded at all times, even when it was in storage, proves he was prepared to protect his family against all evils, at all times.

I will pray for Kevin and Mrs. Dunn, as well as their remaining, non-sick children.

[Nobar King]

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Accidents happen. Everyone knows that. The family will be fine. Stop worrying about it.

[Negative_Cool]

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Just goes to show that there is no hiding from the Righteous Justice of the Lord.

[Mistress Cookie]

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We can easily imagine that Ian's rebellious insistence on flouncing about while playing Wing CDs caused Kevin much grief. It was only a very short matter of time before Kevin took Ian to the Church elders, who would gladly stone Ian to death for his homerisms and atrocious musical taste -- in accord with God's commandment in Deuteronomy 21:18-21.

I just noticed this portion of your thread...sorry!

What is Wing? Is that a new Goth group? Or one of the False Christian "Rock" bands? Or a some street drug?

[Star Finder]

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His son is in a better place.

Better for us and better for him.

[Larry Lee]

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What is Wing? Is that a new Goth group? Or one of the False Christian "Rock" bands? Or a some street drug?

I hesitate to incur God's wrath by saying too much about Wing, but basically, she's a female singer whose ululations herald the end times more assuredly than any other sign I know of.

When you hear Wing, you hear the Hellish trumpets of Satan's twin assaults on God's creation and humankind's capacity for pleasure.

You doubt me? View this (if you dare):

[Mistress Cookie]

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I hesitate to incur God's wrath by saying too much about Wing, but basically, she's a female singer whose ululations herald the end times more assuredly than any other sign I know of.

My blood just went COLD, brother, for some suppressed memories of this very vicious she-demon just surfaced!

Before I was Saved, I am ashamed to disclose that I worshiped with the Pantycoastals...only under the orders of my late husband, of course. This Wing Woman was much admired within the fellowship, for it was believed she Sang In Tongues.

Yet that is not all: When the Asiatic gibberish is played backwards, it's quite clear there are hidden messages in her "music", urging one to put a gun to one's head to stop the noise.

Do not watch this other video, from the same communist rally, unless A.) you have a strong stomach (the opening "camerawork" is shaky) and B.) you are sure of your Absolute Redemption in Christ.

BE WARNED ! ! ! ! !

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hesitate to incur God's wrath by saying too much about Wing, but basically, she's a female singer whose ululations herald the end times more assuredly than any other sign I know of.

When you hear Wing, you hear the Hellish trumpets of Satan's twin assaults on God's creation and humankind's capacity for pleasure.

You doubt me? View this (if you dare):

Is that Linda McCartney?

I had heard those "Beatles" liked to marry chinks....Race traitors, one and all.

[Mistress Cookie]

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No, that is not the one-legged wonder that sucked the cash and soul from the Beatles....this is a whole new atrocity!

If that young boy was listening to the Wing Woman, as Brother Lee has uncovered, or especially if he had one of her songs stuck in his head, it's no surprise a bullet ended up in his brain. He was probably begging his father to shoot him!

And now who's punished?? The obliging parent.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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There's nothing worse than finding that your child is a Homer.

I hear that Sister. The kid is lucky his Dad didn't stone him to death. I'm sure being "accidentally" shot was not near as painful.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I hesitate to incur God's wrath by saying too much about Wing, but basically, she's a female singer whose ululations herald the end times more assuredly than any other sign I know of.

When you hear Wing, you hear the Hellish trumpets of Satan's twin assaults on God's creation and humankind's capacity for pleasure.

You doubt me? View this (if you dare):

An appropriate song for the oriyentals to sing. When Jesus smites them for charging interest on their loans to innocent Christians (like us) He will surely give us their pot of gold and send every last one of them to a hot mustard Hell!

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Isn't she Al's domestic ?