Another reason to homeschool.

[eliot mayfield]

I found these errors on the web from highschool students. The errors passed on to them from libral teachers makes me want to shed a tear.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarch, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.
Pharao forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

It is so sad.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Another reason to homeschool.

I thank my father and grandfather each and every day for giving me a decent Christian homeschooling. I'm proud to say that I've never attended a secular school a day in my life. My mind is completely unpolluted with irrelevant and information and darwinista brainwashing. I am 1000% True Christian™!

Its a wonder those poor children could even spell "philatelist".

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

Re: Another reason to homeschool.

We thought about homeschooling Kayla, since the conservative education establishment in this country seems intent on turning students into cogs in the corporate machine. We eventually opted to send her to a Montessori school.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Another reason to homeschool.

We thought about homeschooling Kayla, since the conservative education establishment in this country seems intent on turning students into cogs in the corporate machine. We eventually opted to send her to a Montessori school.

By "we", are you referring to you and your "husband"?

[Deaner]

Re: Another reason to homeschool.

We eventually opted to send her to a Montessori school.

Well that's just great Darren. So instead of respecting Jesus she'll know how to speak to dykes in a foreign language. Good job!

Dean

[MrsMycroftSmith]

Re: Another reason to homeschool.

I've found that the best education there is to be had is at the Landover Baptist Academy. After all, I graduated from there two years ahead of time (I skipped grades primary and one as I had already memorized the required bible verses), and I am a sucessful woman today, being married to a well-to-do Christian man. We were wed only two months after graduating. If those aren't results, well, I don't know what are.

The problem with homeschooling is that the only teacher is the child's mother, and being a woman we cannot help but have sin that might corrupt our sons. Besides, at a proper Christian school, the love for God comes from many teachers and not just one, greatly multiplying the love for God that the child sees.

When my wonderful husband Mycroft and I are blessed with our first born, I can assure you that I will reserve his place in the Academy the very moment I feel the god-sent pains of labor.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Another reason to homeschool.

To the feebleminded woman who posted above me.. ^
I do not dispute that we offer the best education there is (although I was unaware that women could attend.)

But if you had truly paid attention to what you were being taught!
Then surely you would KNOW that all "bibles" except the KJV1611 Bible is of satan!
And incase you're wondering, I'm referring to your ungodly signature, it uses some "bible" called NLT..

I recommend that you change it ASAP, and don't let it happen again.

[MrsMycroftSmith]

Re: Another reason to homeschool.

Oh, I fear I've been mistaken. I do not take that quote to be the word of God by any means. But any advice that tells a woman to obey her husband is good advice nonetheless.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Another reason to homeschool.

Oh, I fear I've been mistaken. I do not take that quote to be the word of God by any means. But any advice that tells a woman to obey her husband is good advice nonetheless.

Mrs. Smith -

In spite of your accidental quoting of an imitation Bible, I've found your handful of posts to be a delight to read. It's good to see a young lady such as yourself with a proper upbringing and outlook!

Perhaps you could wander over to the General Church Fellowship area, and find the Introduction subforum, and introduce yourself more fully?

Thanks!