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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #31
    Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

    Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
    God Was the one who created everything right? He was the one who made marriage the first marriage the first one and he made sex for marriage only. So if someone has to be on the pill for medical reasons ( i grow very large cysts) and I can not have children, so is the god who made me going to send me to hell because I have to be on the pill?
    He'll send you to eternal hellfire for a whole variety of things. Being a lezbean, a false Christian pantycoastal, mocking Him, telling lies, and lacking the faith neccessary to pray for Jesus to remove these so-called "cysts."

    By the way, hell will not be a pleasant experience for you. Satan's rape rooms carry unspeakable agony, and it will never let up.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • lilpentecostalgirl
      Trailer "Christian"
      • Dec 2007
      • 279

      #32
      Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

      First of all I am not gay! I am a married woman! And also how can you judge me>? I am saved! I asked Jesus into my life my soul and heart. I talk to God like he's my best friend God wants a loving relationship from us. He wants to be our provider for anything we may ever need. So paster I am saved, and have been baptized, stop judging people. And also do you not think I pray every day for my situation with my overie? Yes I only have one. I beg God to make me whole!

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #33
        Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

        Originally posted by itwasme356 View Post
        anyone that says don't have sex has some big issues, yep lets not get laid even though its good for us mentally, pyshically and emotionally, ffs like im not gunna go bang somehot girl because she doesnt want my babies.
        You think the AIDS is good for you?
        Originally posted by Viking View Post
        well, sex is a normal, human thing. why not do it, why wait till marriage?

        you christians probably just want the human race to die out, well you priests are even restrained from sexual life...now, THATS disgusting.
        Um, which priests?
        Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
        First of all I am not gay! I am a married woman! And also how can you judge me>? I am saved! I asked Jesus into my life my soul and heart. I talk to God like he's my best friend God wants a loving relationship from us. He wants to be our provider for anything we may ever need. So paster I am saved, and have been baptized, stop judging people. And also do you not think I pray every day for my situation with my overie? Yes I only have one. I beg God to make me whole!
        Friend, it doesn't sound to me like you fear God in the way He commands us to. Maybe if you had a little more faith, He wouldn't have needed to smite you right in the ovaries.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • lilpentecostalgirl
          Trailer "Christian"
          • Dec 2007
          • 279

          #34
          Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

          And yes pastor I was a cyst on my overy they had to take out the cyst, one overy and one of my tubes the cyst weighed over 8 pounds and I have a huge scar. Why do you think I was a demon in me posing as a fluid filled sack? Now I know God had that happen he never gives us anything we can not bear and I know he allowed it to happen for a reason.

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          • lilpentecostalgirl
            Trailer "Christian"
            • Dec 2007
            • 279

            #35
            Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

            And I do fear God but I trust him also, He is our father and all of you should know he treats us like it too, and I know he is capable of anything. So do you have a personal relationship with the heavenly father?

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            • VictoryOS
              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
               
              • Dec 2007
              • 5388

              #36
              Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

              Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
              And I do fear God but I trust him also, He is our father and all of you should know he treats us like it too, and I know he is capable of anything. So do you have a personal relationship with the heavenly father?
              Sister, sometimes I feel you are on the right road but you are driving the wrong car. Buy something made in America.
              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
              in 2016

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              • lilpentecostalgirl
                Trailer "Christian"
                • Dec 2007
                • 279

                #37
                Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                Then what am I doing wrong? I ask for forgiveness of my sins but I do tell you something I have been felling bad about going to my husbands church he is pentecostal but I am supposed to do what he says.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #38
                  Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                  Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                  Then what am I doing wrong? I ask for forgiveness of my sins but I do tell you something I have been felling bad about going to my husbands church he is pentecostal but I am supposed to do what he says.
                  Sounds like you'll have to follow your husband straight to hell.

                  I'm glad I'm not you.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #39
                    Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                    Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                    And yes pastor I was a cyst on my overy
                    You were a cyst on your ovary? That's insane. Are you sure you don't mean you were a cyst on your mother's ovaries?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Pascal's Gambit
                      Unsaved trash, hopeless pot sniffer
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 6

                      #40
                      Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      If birth control didn't kill babies, I'd be all for you and your heathen ilk using as much as you can...
                      Puzzling, and the whole time I thought that oral contraceptives prevented an egg from becoming fertilized...

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #41
                        Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                        Originally posted by Pascal's Gambit View Post
                        Puzzling, and the whole time I thought that oral contraceptives prevented an egg from becoming fertilized...


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                        • SamsonsBrother
                          Unsaved Trash, filthy joo
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 20

                          #42
                          Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                          Birth Control doesn't destroy babies, it prevents them! How can you destroy something that doesn't exist? You can't!!

                          Of course, abortion is wrong......that is killing a child.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • WilliamJenningsBryan
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 9384

                            #43
                            Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                            Originally posted by SamsonsBrother View Post
                            Birth Control doesn't destroy babies, it prevents them! How can you destroy something that doesn't exist? You can't!!

                            Of course, abortion is wrong......that is killing a child.
                            Son, birth control circumvents God's command to produce soldiers for Christ. It undermines Jesus by suggesting that we engage in sex for our own personal pleasure. It is an abomination.
                            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                            ...and get off my lawn
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                            • democrat
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 2

                              #44
                              Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                              birth control is good
                              it keeps us from having kids when we just wanna have fun
                              do you think that I would fuck a girl without a condom. I don't want to get STDs
                              so if let my gf suck my dick and swallow my cum than it is not going to waste Cum got good amount of protein
                              P.S Palio sucks ass
                              she got no real political experience

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                              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 9323

                                #45
                                Re: Welcome to Stop Birth Control Abuse

                                Originally posted by democrat View Post
                                birth control is good
                                it keeps us from having kids when we just wanna have fun
                                do you think that I would piffle a girl without a condom. I don't want to get STDs
                                so if let my gf suck my dick and swallow my cum than it is not going to waste Cum got good amount of protein
                                P.S Palio sucks ass
                                she got no real political experience
                                Your language is bad enough, but your inability to punctuate is a sin against GOD.
                                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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