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  • TrueTeenMocker
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2009
    • 18
    #1

    Me on Camera. Let's see what you have.

    Can the great Landover church take on me, a lowly 13 year old?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHp7gM92neU


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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449
      #2
      Re: Me on Camera. Let's see what you have.

      Friend, do you really want people to see you like that?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Professor Bessemer
          Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
          Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
          Darwin's Worst Nightmare
          True Christian™
          • May 2009
          • 2952
          #3
          Re: Me on Camera. Let's see what you have.

          Are those marbles in your mouth son? If I was going to film myself and place it on the internets for the entire world to see, I would certainly not have my mouth full of whatever it was you were slurping on as you paused your way through what I will loosely define as "random thoughts."

          And it is not the 'random' aspect I was a bit reluctant to define, it was the word 'thoughts'.
          Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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          Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: Me on Camera. Let's see what you have.

              That fat little snot needs JESUS. I bet his parents are ashamed of him for being an atheist. I bet he grows up to be a queer if he's not one already.
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                • TRDeezWHAT
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2009
                  • 3
                  #5
                  Re: Me on Camera. Let's see what you have.

                  why would you do that?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552
                      #6
                      Re: Me on Camera. Let's see what you have.

                      Originally posted by TRDeezWHAT View Post
                      why would you do that?
                      Satan obviously has that little butterball by the short hairs.


                      Oh wait, I guess he isn't old enough to have any short hairs, is he....
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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