[Ixi]

So hes possesing you to stone people, lock your children in basements, and anything evil to homers, I see.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

How do you know this is all right? What if your dead and your like YAY! I'm going to heaven! But you go no where.

I have FAITH in JESUS. He will carry my soul in His arms to the Gates of Heaven and give me the key.

[Ixi]

How do you know this is all right? What if your dead and your like YAY! I'm going to heaven! But you go no where.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Do you think I have money to throw around just to supposedly get closer to heaven?

Yes. What ELSE would you want to spend money on? Get your priorities straight.

[Ixi]

I voice in my head tell me what to do, its MY voice, not Satans! Love isn't supposed to cost anything! Do you think I have money to throw around just to supposedly get closer to heaven?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Icky, that voice you hear is satan. Being a 14 year old lezbean gothtard, you are wide open to being possessed by satan himself. Hit that Paypal button and you will be put in contact with our team of demonologists, who, for the right Love Offering from your mom's credit cards, might be able to help get those voices out of your head.

If your mom's cards are maxed out, then maybe you could use some of the cards she lifted from her johns. Get busy Icky....satan in getting deeper into your cooter!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

And I'm a True Human.

Isky, humans don't have 'voices in their heads'. OK some do, but not us. Why am I even talking to you? GET OFF THIS GODLY FORUM UNTIL YOU ARE EIGHTEEN AND CAN SEND MONEY! God's love isn't free you know! You must tithe ten percent of everything you have or you are stealing from JESUS!

[Ixi]

And I'm a True Human.

[SalvationSeeker]

Why would I want to advertise myself LIKE A FRIGGEN PROSTITUTE????

Not like a prostitute, as a maidservant.
I am not one of your mothers 'johns', you know.
I'm a True Christian!

[Ixi]

Listen to the voice in your head!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Why don'y you do what YOU want? If that little voice in your head is telling you something is wrong then follow your voice!

WHAT?!?!?!? Deny GOD?!?!?! Are you nuts?

[SalvationSeeker]

Why don'y you do what YOU want? If that little voice in your head is telling you something is wrong then follow your voice!

You're hearing voices too? (And not Jesus voice obviously.)
As I said, you're possessed.

Report to a Landover hospital at once.

[Ixi]

Why don'y you do what YOU want? If that little voice in your head is telling you something is wrong then follow your voice!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

You stop before I call the police or something! Locking kids in closets and selling people! STONING PEOPLE!

Ixky, listen to me. GOD orders us to do all this. We don't want to. Read Deuteronomy and Joshua. It's all right there in the King James bible.

[Ixi]

Why would I want to advertise myself LIKE A FRIGGEN PROSTITUTE????