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Originally posted by Ixi
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(1) for money to spread JESUS' word. (2) On the phone.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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I wouldn't be suprised if this forum was all a big joke, a prank to scare people, NORMAL people. You better stop this right now!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Pastor Pistle, you are truly a Godly man, finding a husband for this wayward girl.
If only she would appreciate it more. Maybe she'll settle down after the birth of her fourth child or so.Comment
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This is all a big prank! I know it!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Do you mean that you think hundreds of people are conspiring to fool YOU? What would be the point? We have been the sword and shield of GOD since 1612.Originally posted by Ixi View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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This whole get married to dude thing is a big prank. I wouldn't be suprised.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Oh, THAT. Well, Ahmed wasn't interested, so it doesn't matter. Fourteen is WAAAY too old for an Arab. Maybe a Chinese would like you. Those old guys in Hong-Kong with gold teeth that spit betel nut juice all day have a lot of cash.Originally posted by Ixi View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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See? Its a prank.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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We are Christians. We don't joke.Originally posted by Ixi View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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You stop before I call the police or something! Locking kids in closets and selling people! STONING PEOPLE!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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The possessed are so confused and paranoid..
Icky, you're not advertising yourself very well.
I'll never buy you if you keep acting like this, the demon possessed are not allown inside my home.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Why would I want to advertise myself LIKE A FRIGGEN PROSTITUTE????A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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Ixky, listen to me. GOD orders us to do all this. We don't want to. Read Deuteronomy and Joshua. It's all right there in the King James bible.Originally posted by Ixi View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Why don'y you do what YOU want? If that little voice in your head is telling you something is wrong then follow your voice!A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.Comment
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You're hearing voices too? (And not Jesus voice obviously.)Originally posted by Ixi View Post
As I said, you're possessed.
Report to a Landover hospital at once.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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