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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by PuffedUpButterfly View Post
    Sexual orientation has nothing to do with whether one chooses to worship a male god, a female goddess, a combination of gods, goddesses, and other deities, or no deity at all.
    Considering your behavior it comes from a deep, pathological hatred of Jesus.

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    You mentioned Goddess worship. Sane heterosexual women do not invent "goddesses" to worship.
    Sexual orientation has nothing to do with whether one chooses to worship a male god, a female goddess, a combination of gods, goddesses, and other deities, or no deity at all.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Finally, we were able to convince Milton and Burro to make a special edition of their very popular Bible Trivia game. I feel the special spanking edition is a better way to help kids (and women) learn their verses! ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE
    Oooooh, do I get to play?
    Are the spankings administered for a correct or incorrect response? If one gets a correct response, can they administer a spank?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    If you're referring to lesbians, (as I assume you are), then I hate to ruin your fantasy, but I'm a straight woman, marrid to a straight man, mother of a wnderful daughter. I have no idea what in my post led you to think that I might be a lesbian.
    You mentioned Goddess worship. Sane heterosexual women do not invent "goddesses" to worship.

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    So then you admit to being a perverted lezbean?

    Well then you are quite correct in this post, for once. The eternity you can look forward to will definitely not include the company of Jesus, nor any righteous True Christians™.

    THIS is what you have to face, because you spit in Jesus' face.

    I've eaten red beans, white beans, black beans, pork and beans, green beans, navy beans, lima beans, and Anasazi beans, but I've never seen a lez bean.

    If you're referring to lesbians, (as I assume you are), then I hate to ruin your fantasy, but I'm a straight woman, marrid to a straight man, mother of a wnderful daughter. I have no idea what in my post led you to think that I might be a lesbian. I guess lesbians must just be on your mind a lot. Pull up your tighty whities and get more often.

    As for your hell link, I'm not impressed. It reminds me of The Weekly World News, which, while it is an excellent parody of a tabloid, is hardly a reputable source.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    And praise the Goddess I won't have to spend eternity with self-righteous blowhards like you.
    So then you admit to being a perverted lezbean?

    Well then you are quite correct in this post, for once. The eternity you can look forward to will definitely not include the company of Jesus, nor any righteous True Christians™.

    THIS is what you have to face, because you spit in Jesus' face.

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    And that kind of self centered attitude is what is going to make Jesus toss your clueless backside into Hell. PRAISE Jesus I won't have to put up with a dullard like you for eternity in Heaven.

    And praise the Goddess I won't have to spend eternity with self-righteous blowhards like you.

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    No, I wasn't asking what motivates you to continue cluttering up God's favourite forums with your tedious one-liners; too much information about what goes on inside your head could probably give a man nightmares. I'm asking you to provide reasons why you shouldn't be banned, or at the very least placed on moderation.

    Don't hold your breath waiting for me to beg for whatever passes for mercy in your twisted world - unless you look REALLY good in blue.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    No, I wasn't asking what motivates you to continue cluttering up God's favourite forums with your tedious one-liners; too much information about what goes on inside your head could probably give a man nightmares. I'm asking you to provide reasons why you shouldn't be banned, or at the very least placed on moderation.
    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    To each her own, I guess. The whole BDSM thing just never appealed to me.
    I'm waiting... I am not God, and so my patience is not infinite.

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    She is enthusiastic............... YES!!
    Enthusiastic about receiving a good thrashing from her True Christian™ Husband once in a while.
    To each her own, I guess. The whole BDSM thing just never appealed to me.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    It amuses me.
    No, I wasn't asking what motivates you to continue cluttering up God's favourite forums with your tedious one-liners; too much information about what goes on inside your head could probably give a man nightmares. I'm asking you to provide reasons why you shouldn't be banned, or at the very least placed on moderation.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    It amuses me.
    And that kind of self centered attitude is what is going to make Jesus toss your clueless backside into Hell. PRAISE Jesus I won't have to put up with a dullard like you for eternity in Heaven.

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Would you care to justify your continuing presence on this board?
    It amuses me.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    Sounds to me like once you two get going, the only thing Elmer is going to be wearing out his spanking hand on is his monkey.
    Sounds to me like once you get going, the only thing getting worn out is the patience of the community of Godfearing Christians having to wade through pages and pages of your tedious, witless one-liners. Would you care to justify your continuing presence on this board?

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
    Sounds like Mother Glynndie is a little TOO enthusiastic about the whole spanking bit. Perhaps she deliberately gets a question wrong now and then? Ah well, whatever turns you on.
    She is enthusiastic............... YES!!
    Enthusiastic about receiving a good thrashing from her True Christian™ Husband once in a while.

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