[ass pollyp]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

Right

How many books there are in the old testament again?

he wrote the first 5 books oh and btw im saved baptized and left my church cause they were not right they led me into a mormon church

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

by MOSES

THE OLD TESTAMENT 34
5 So Moses the servant of the LORD died there in the land of Moab, according to the word of the LORD.
7–8 And Moses was an hundred and twenty years old when he died: his eye was not dim, nor his natural force abated. And the children of Israel wept for Moses in the plains of Moab thirty days: so the days of weeping and mourning for Moses were ended.
10–12 And there arose not a prophet since in Israel like unto Moses, whom the LORD knew face to face, In all the signs and the wonders, which the LORD sent him to do in the land of Egypt to Pharaoh, and to all his servants, and to all his land, And in all that mighty hand, and in all the great terror which Moses shewed in the sight of all Israel.
Deuteronomy

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

the old testamet was wrote by MOSES

Well, we can all be glad you didn't write the Bible. Or Blieb as it would be called when you wrote it.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

the old testamet was wrote by MOSES

Right

How many books there are in the old testament again?

[ass pollyp]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

When? You're claiming that the Old Testament, written hundreds if not thousands of years before the birth of Christ, was written by bishops? What other nonsense have the Popish scum been filling your head with?

the old testamet was wrote by MOSES

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

*CORRECTION* the bible was written by a bunch of guys on acids.

You give stupidly a bad name. The Bible was written in 1611, acid didn't even exist in that age!

Harry Potter was written by a legendary woman that'll go down in history. So please feel free to leave.

Harry Potter will not last. In 5 years no one will remember Harry Potter. In 1000 years the Bible will still be the most read and most important book in existence.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

*CORRECTION* the bible was written by a bunch of guys on acids.

I am surprised, quite frankly, that a heathen such as yourself would not know that the first synthesis of "acids" which people may be "on" was in 1938. November. Switzerland.

LSD was first synthesized on November 16, 1938 by Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann in Sandoz Laboratories in Basle, Switzerland.

The anniversary was last weekend.

Revelation, the last book in The Bible, was completed during the 1st century AD LINK so taking those dates:

1938
––68
1870 .... .. .. and you have a (minimum) 1,870 year hiatus ..

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

*CORRECTION* the bible was written by a bunch of guys on acids. Harry Potter was written by a legendary woman that'll go down in history. So please feel free to leave.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Atheist Interloper]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

*CORRECTION* the bible was written by a bunch of guys on acids. Harry Potter was written by a legendary woman that'll go down in history. So please feel free to leave.

Do you have any evidence for either of these claims? Or are you just here to embarrass non believers?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

*CORRECTION* the bible was written by a bunch of guys on acids. Harry Potter was written by a legendary woman that'll go down in history. So please feel free to leave.

One generation after she dies and her name will be forgotten forever. Her story as well. The effects of glorifying Satanism, however, will damn girls for eternity.

O Come LORD Jesus!

[MorganFreemanIsACoon]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

Yes, but the difference is, the Holy Bible was written by God Almighty, and is designed to lead one to Salvation.

Harry Potter was written by a british witch, and is a recruiting tool for satan.

*CORRECTION* the bible was written by a bunch of guys on acids. Harry Potter was written by a legendary woman that'll go down in history. So please feel free to leave.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

*pauses a second in thought* BAHAHAHAHA. that's a good one! He's old and gross and disgusting with stupid views on things. He's not hot. I was trying to prove he's a hypocrite. a doh.

Yet you only proved it of yourself, by falsely claiming that his photo was causing you sexual arousal in the same way seeing a dog lift his leg likely does.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

*pauses a second in thought* BAHAHAHAHA. that's a good one! He's old and gross and disgusting with stupid views on things. He's not hot. I was trying to prove he's a hypocrite. a doh.

hyp·o·crite   [hip-uh-krit] Show IPA
noun
1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, especially a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, especially one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypocrite

Then where has Jeb's actions, private life, opinions or statements belied his stated True Christian(tm) beliefs?

[RevelationsBabex]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

Friend,

Stop being silly, if you ever meet Brother Jeb it would take more than drawing the word "sex" on his face to make him hot.

*pauses a second in thought* BAHAHAHAHA. that's a good one! He's old and gross and disgusting with stupid views on things. He's not hot. I was trying to prove he's a hypocrite. a doh.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

OMG, MY SUBCONSCIOUS. DYING. I'M TURNING INTO A DRIPPING HARLOT BECAUSE OF THIS PICTURE. SOMEONE...PLEASE...HELP. I'M BEGGING YOU.

Friend,

Stop being silly, if you ever meet Brother Jeb it would take more than drawing the word "sex" on his face to make him hot.