[Andreas]

And what is all this bellyaching about "feelings"? That rabbit that Sister Thumper stewed up for me last night probably "had feelings". So what? God gave me that critter to eat, not invite to a pink tea party. Are you going to sit there and tell me that you cry about the "feelings" of every chicken the colonel fries up?

Comparing human beings to animals shows a particular person's lack of normal feelings and emotional intelligence...

Pastor Zeke, have you ever had a conversation with a non-white person. If you have or when you will you will find out that we are completely equal(emotionally).

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Comparing human beings to animals shows a particular person's lack of normal feelings and emotional intelligence...

Pastor Zeke, have you ever had a conversation with a non-white person. If you have or when you will you will find out that we are completely equal(emotionally).

Good GOD! What color ARE you, boy? I thought you were Ayrian.

[Andreas]

Good GOD! What color ARE you, boy? I thought you were Ayrian.

Are you aware that Aryan race is just a racist theory. Hitler was obsessed with Ayrianism and look what damage he caused us.

But I am white and have no non-german ancestors, if that's what you meant.

The main thing is that race doesn't matter. It's intelligence and environment.

BTW: I have one black schoolmate and he's very intelligent. He also plans to study medicine.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

The main thing is that race doesn't matter. It's intelligence and environment.

Yes, intelligence and environment. Let me think of an example......Ted Bundy, an intelligent JOO who murderd Christian women.

I think you must be what passes for a LIEBERAL over there. Get thee hence, boy!

[Andreas]

Yes, intelligence and environment. Let me think of an example......Ted Bundy, an intelligent JOO who murderd Christian women.

I think you must be what passes for a LIEBERAL over there. Get thee hence, boy!

Are you saying Christians don't kill and rob?

And would it be any different if that woman was a black Muslim?

Actually I think republicans are very nice. They stand firmly for American family values. I respect that.

Democrats may be sissies but their political ideas are closer to mine.

They should unite. Imagine: non-sissy democrats.

But I am a liberal, if that was your question.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Are you saying Christians don't kill and rob?

TRUE CHRISTIANS(tm)...that is to say LANDOVER BAPTISTS don't. The rest aren't really Christians at all.

And would it be any different if that woman was a black Muslim?

Then it wouldn't have been a crime.

Actually I think republicans are very nice. They stand firmly for American family values. I respect that.

America has new values. We support 'interrogation' camps. Sort of like summer camps but different. We now spy on all American phone calls and email looking for MOOSLUMS. In fact, we spy on EVERYONE. And we impose democracy on heathen countries like Iraq (and soon, Iran as well) It's our right as a free country.

Democrats may be sissies but their political ideas are closer to mine.

Thank GOD you won't be voting for any of them!

They should unite. Imagine: non-sissy democrats.

Sorry, my imagination has limits.

But I am a liberal, if that was your question.

It was an observation.

[Andreas]

TRUE CHRISTIANS(tm)...that is to say LANDOVER BAPTISTS don't. The rest aren't really Christians at all.

There are many similar cults...erm...churches that have crime-free members. And I believe your definition of a crime is different than theirs. Some find it criminal if a bird gets slaughtered.

Then it wouldn't have been a crime.

all people have emotions and all people have mourning families.

I guess you were very sad when you accidentally killed your wife.

America has new values. We support 'interrogation' camps. Sort of like summer camps but different. We now spy on all American phone calls and email looking for MOOSLUMS. In fact, we spy on EVERYONE. And we impose democracy on heathen countries like Iraq (and soon, Iran as well) It's our right as a free country.

Well, your new values utterly brake the law and human rights. It's just wrong.

Thank GOD you won't be voting for any of them!

What do you know. I might move to Iowa once.

Sorry, my imagination has limits

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But your sense of humor doesn't. You rock, pastor Al!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I guess you were very sad when you accidentally killed your wife.

I DIDN'T "ACCIDENTALLY KILL" DEAR Mrs. Pistle! She fell out of an apple tree into a woodchipper. I WASN'T EVEN ON THE PROPERTY THAT DAY! I was playing golf with my dear friend Father Damien....er..Lester.

[Andreas]

I DIDN'T "ACCIDENTALLY KILL" DEAR Mrs. Pistole! She fell out of an apple tree into a woodchopper. I WASN'T EVEN ON THE PROPERTY THAT DAY! I was playing golf with my dear friend Father Damien....er..Lester.

Oh, the woodchipper...

My deepest sympathy, pastor Al.

[Witch Hammer]

Can you please stop calling me Icky?

Why should any courtesy be extended to one of your kind, you degenerate piece of unsaved rubbish? Tithe to Christ c/o Landover Baptist Church, Accept Jesus as your Lord and Master, repent...and then maybe you'll be addressed as you'd like to be. Until then, get thee hence, Icky! I rebuke you in the name of Christ!

[HelmsFan55]

How did she go three days without fod or water anyways?

[Ixi]

I'm not trash, stop calling me that.

[Ixi]

That Is Cruel!!!!

[Jesus is Lord]

No, letting you be sent to Hell without trying to save your eternal soul would be cruel. The TC(tm)s are showing you tough love, trying to get you to repent of your Hellbound wiccan ways and teach you of Jesus' love so you can become a True Christian(tm) and make it into Heaven when when Jesus decides to kill you.

TURN OR BURN, SINNER! Repent of your Christian baby, goat orgy wiccan ways!

[Ixi]

Life is tough, but its really stupid too..make it tough on purpose! Jesus doesn't love any of us if we do all of this to merely please him.