[olebole]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

When I asked my 4 year old cousin what he wanted for his birthday, 'Lego' was his reply. Naturally, I had to check-out first whether this toy was safe for Christian children.

Turns out this Satanic toy actually comes from Denmark (See the God Hates Denmark Thread), and was invented by the very same Danish pervert who brought us the sick sexual 'Masturbation Simulaton' toy for kids - The Yo-Yo!!

Then I found out that the word 'Lego' is actually the abbreviation between two words - 'Le' and 'God', meaning 'THE God'. Did the creator of these Satanic toys intend them to be worshipped by children? It certainly appears that way.

I dont know who told you how the lego got its name but it is wrong. LEGO is a contractions of two Danish words LEG and GODT which means PLAY and GOOD/WELL and have nothing to do with God as God in Danish is GUD

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

"Christians, professional word twisters."

Is that not what you had posted?

See, my dear Jenni, this is the type of persecution we Christians face daily here. We just come to talk to each other about Jesus and study the Bible, and these hateful godmockers like to come here and make trouble for us. The hypocrisy is that he accused us of being word twisters when he himself was the word twister. Never a day goes by at Landover without brain-dead trolls like this bothering us.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

...And he's b-b-b-b-b-banned. No surprise there, saw that coming 18 posts ago.

[Jenni111]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Lol'd. A perfect example right there. I was talking about twisting MY words, and then you twist my words asking me where in the Bible were the words twisted.

Oh god. Wow. This is too hilarious.

"Christians, professional word twisters."

Is that not what you had posted?

[Elite Combine]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Better with his life? Like what? What could possibly be better than fellowship, Bible study, and praising Jesus?

Lol'd.

We don't need any more smart-alecky comments from you like that. Nobar is a True Christian™ and assured a place in Heaven. You on the other hand, if you keep down the road you're on, will go straight to Hell.

Lol'd

Show us where we've twisted the Bible, please.

Lol'd. A perfect example right there. I was talking about twisting MY words, and then you twist my words asking me where in the Bible were the words twisted.

Oh god. Wow. This is too hilarious.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

I don't think he means you twisted something in the Bible, but rather something in his or other peoples' words (of which I'm sure all 'true christians' have done multiple times). Don't forget there, Elite, these guys can make perfectly normal pictures of any kind at all look like some sort of satanic worshipping promotion poster.

See also: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14865 That.

I don't see your point. We all know the Mario games are ripe with homosexual innuendo and we advise all True Christian(tm) parents to not let their children play those games. Brother Jeb's article is well-written and researched. Although if you want to debate the homosexuality of Mario this is not the thread to do it in.

[Civil Protection]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Show us where we've twisted the Bible, please.

I don't think he means you twisted something in the Bible, but rather something in his or other peoples' words (of which I'm sure all 'true christians' have done multiple times). Don't forget there, Elite, these guys can make perfectly normal pictures of any kind at all look like some sort of satanic worshipping promotion poster.

See also: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14865 That.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

How is this related to the bible? I was merely arguing over the fact that in the time he has spent on this forum, he could've been doing something better with his life.

Better with his life? Like what? What could possibly be better than fellowship, Bible study, and praising Jesus?

Like say... Ending it. No use for it anyway. Might get him to "heaven" faster too.

We don't need any more smart-alecky comments from you like that. Nobar is a True Christian(tm) and assured a place in Heaven. You on the other hand, if you keep down the road you're on, will go straight to Hell.

Christians, professional word twisters.

Show us where we've twisted the Bible, please.

[Elite Combine]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Both of you are completely wrong. We all come on here to have fellowship with our fellow Christian, discuss the Bible, and praise God. How is that Satanically inspired? Can you show us where we are wrong in the Bible?

Book, chapter, verse, please.

How is this related to the bible? I was merely arguing over the fact that in the time he has spent on this forum, he could've been doing something better with his life.

Like say... Ending it. No use for it anyway. Might get him to "heaven" faster too.

Christians, professional word twisters.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Sorry Reverend, I didn't mean that. I was just agreeing because there are other things I could be doing, maybe "doing some good" instead of discussing on a forum.

Nothing good can ever be done without discussion first.

[Jenni111]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Both of you are completely wrong. We all come on here to have fellowship with our fellow Christian, discuss the Bible, and praise God. How is that Satanically inspired? Can you show us where we are wrong in the Bible?

Book, chapter, verse, please.

Sorry Reverend, I didn't mean that. I was just agreeing because there are other things I could be doing, maybe "doing some good" instead of discussing on a forum.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Satan is obviously guiding you to spend all your time on a forum because you might do some good when you're off your computer chair.

...you have a point there

Both of you are completely wrong. We all come on here to have fellowship with our fellow Christian, discuss the Bible, and praise God. How is that Satanically inspired? Can you show us where we are wrong in the Bible?

Book, chapter, verse, please.

[Jenni111]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Satan is obviously guiding you to spend all your time on a forum because you might do some good when you're off your computer chair.

...you have a point there

[Elite Combine]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

You're wasting your life playing videogames and living in a fantasy world. Other people are out working and meeting people.

Right. Because I play a little bit of video games on my free time it must mean I spend my whole day on them, and never go outside.

I honestly don't see why you should complain though. You have over 13,000 posts. That's 650 hours, that's IF you post every 180 seconds, so it's not counting all the post reading and what not. That's probably a multiple of the time I've spent on video games my enter life. Satan is obviously guiding you to spend all your time on a forum because you might do some good when you're off your computer chair.

[Nobar King]

Re: Lego – The Building Block of Satan!

Did I say it was a waste of time?

You're wasting your life playing videogames and living in a fantasy world. Other people are out working and meeting people.