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  • BrotherLarry
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    Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Children

    What a wonderful program this is.
    Is there an application to complete, or may I simply just have a niglet assigned to me? I'm only asking because I once sponsored a dog through the ASPCA and they assigned me this ugly-ass pekingnese so I let my sponsorship payments lapse. I imagine the dog ended up fighting a pit bull somewhere in West Virginia or maybe selling itself to tourists in Tijuana. Don't know, don't care.


    I don't want the same thing to happen to my niglet - so I would like a cute one, please.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    Awwwww, look how cute! I guess you can train them while they are young. (Although he will likely grow up to be a criminal - most of them do)
    There are two kinds of negroes. I can see why the young baby-mammas want to start them off in church right away.




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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    He starts off pretty well, doesn't he? Such a shame that he loses focus so quickly, but I guess that's just typical of his people. Or maybe the awful sound of that old woman shrieking put him off.

    But thank you for sharing, Sister Daisy Mae. What a great start for this little fellow! If only he can avoid the 600+ pitfalls listed in the Bible, he too can be saved.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Awwwww, look how cute! I guess you can train them while they are young. (Although he will likely grow up to be a criminal - most of them do)

    In this vid you will see a lil baby negro sing Praise da Lord.




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  • Titus Templeton
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    Trump now sponsors his own niglet:


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  • BaptistBethany
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    I would like to sponsor two or three niglets, if it is allowed. I posted a thread about how our nigra servants were mauled by bears (Praise Jesus!). So I am in need of a few more. Please let me know the procedure. Many thanks!

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  • Mother Of Seven
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    Hey Skip, how about you hop on over to the Intro section and tell us a little about yourself. Do you wear one of those hats with corks hanging off it? Or maybe you play the gingerydoo? Do you ride your kangaroo to school?

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  • SirMufflewump
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    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    Some friend you are. What a terribly racist thing to say. Do you tell her negro jokes too to see if she will laugh? Shame on you!
    Wait wait wait... She's the racist? I do not see how she made a derogatory statement in any way. Calling someone an African-American isn't racist, she is using a "politically correct" term to identify a person. Calling them niglets, or niggas is worse, and that is what you are doing.
    Also, I'd just like to point out the fact that YOU calling black people monkeys is vilification and undoubtedly more racist than what the girl said.. That's been illegal in USA for more than 100 years.

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  • Chewer
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    I would love to be a sponsor.

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Is this tax deductible in the soon-to-be-dis-United Kingdom? The kids will stay in Africa, right? I mean, I won't be expected to take them for days out or have them to stay or anything. And it's not compulsory to actually wear the t-shirt?

    If so, count me in!

    YiC
    AW

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  • Chewer
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    What a Godly cause. Sign me up for next week!

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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
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    I would love to be a sponsor, too.

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  • Elijah Mee, PhD
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    I'm very interested in sponsoring a niglet -- as long as I never actually have to meet them. I have little interest in ebonics or AIDS. How can I take this further?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Glory!!

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by siphoned aka Manuel View Post
    By the way I am actually a young black male.
    Siphon Ed, I missed this part.

    Do you want to be sponsored, friend? Is that what this is about?

    While we typically sponsor African niglets, and you may be a little long in the tooth anyway; the program targets the 4 - 14 age group.



    In the 4/14 age group we also see the natural confluence of evangelism and discipleship. Barna observes, "By the age of 13, one's spiritual identity is largely set in place." If we can reach children and youth and disciple them when their life perspectives and worldviews are being shaped, we will set them firmly on a rock that cannot be easily moved.
    I'm sure you (as an adult, or nearly so) would be eligible for Landover's "Ex-Negro" program. Would you be interested in giving up the hip-hop lifestyle and the hoes and the pimped-out rides, in exchange for a life lived for Jesus and obeying His every word?

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