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  • Anti-Anti
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 4
    #31
    Re: Question about how to spank

    Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
    I am now sad that no one has responded to my questions.

    now this monkey has been very bad..


    [ATTACH]10052[/ATTACH]

    and taken my ipod. now what am I supposed to do?
    Dam monkey

    SPANK IT ! (hmm that was kind of sexual)

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      • JCfreak41
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2010
        • 6
        #32
        Re: Question about how to spank

        Being someone who has experience spankings, on the receiving and giving end, I have learned a very simple technique: swish and flick.
        Swish to get enough speed and flick to give just the right amount of thwack. This technique executes enough force to get the job done. Hope this helps

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          • janah.the.elven.ninja.pirate
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2010
            • 21
            #33
            Re: Question about how to spank

            How about you just DON'T spank your children unless ABSOLUTELY necessary. It's been shown in numerous studies to possibly make them abusive in the future!

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              • HeavenIsHome
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2010
                • 13
                #34
                Re: Question about how to spank

                Originally posted by janah.the.elven.ninja.pirate View Post
                How about you just DON'T spank your children unless ABSOLUTELY necessary. It's been shown in numerous studies to possibly make them abusive in the future!
                These "studies" were probably conducted by perverted atheist scientists. You should know that the Bible is the only true guide for life and how we live. shame.

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                  • Gayfag
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1
                    #35
                    Re: Question about how to spank

                    I live by the bible and all its values. That is why I am for killing all of the Infidels that are occupying our holy land in Jerusalem. KILL ALL JEWS!!!!! They take our money and now they have our holy land. My ex-wife was a Jew and she spanked our children daily and because of her unholy hand that has touched them, they are alcoholic, homeless drug abusing athiests. Listen Hitler is just misunderstood, he is a fine example of all that is Christian, let us learn from his ways and KILL ALL THE JEWS!!!!! ZIEG HEIL MIEN FÜHRER!!!!!!!!!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #36
                        Re: Question about how to spank

                        Originally posted by Gayfag View Post
                        I live by the bible and all its values. That is why I am for killing all of the Infidels that are occupying our holy land in Jerusalem. KILL ALL JEWS!!!!! They take our money and now they have our holy land. My ex-wife was a Jew and she spanked our children daily and because of her unholy hand that has touched them, they are alcoholic, homeless drug abusing athiests. Listen Hitler is just misunderstood, he is a fine example of all that is Christian, let us learn from his ways and KILL ALL THE JEWS!!!!! ZIEG HEIL MIEN FÜHRER!!!!!!!!!!
                        See how hateful the gays are?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263
                            #37
                            Re: Question about how to spank

                            Originally posted by Gayfag View Post
                            Listen Hitler is just misunderstood, he is a fine example of all that is Christian
                            He was atheist influenced by the teachings of Darwin.

                            Originally posted by Gayfag View Post
                            KILL ALL THE JEWS!!!!!
                            That seems rather heavy-handed, don't you agree? Oh wait, you never heard of "thou shalt not kill".
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22                             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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