Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
The Lord said in Proverbs 14:3 that the sinner's tongue is the haughty rod; the True Christian's (TM) is the tree of life (Proverbs 15:4);
The sinner's mouth is the folly-feeder (Prov 15:14); Accept Christ as your personal saviour and you can upgrade it to the needy-pleader (Prov 31:9)
e.g., if you boys and girls could just keep your haughty rods still and heed the blessings of our needy pleaders, we Christians could fill your folly feeders with our tree of life! Priase Jesus!
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Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
That's true. I'd hate to have to refer to toothbrushes, umbrellas and squid using complicated euphemisms.Originally posted by Karmic Retribution View PostJoo, if we renamed everything used for something, "naughty", there might only be nine things left not to rename.
Almost everything can be used.
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I think the entire forum is hilariously entertaining.Originally posted by Joo View PostOh, ok then.
Yeah I know I can't tell if it's more sad or entertaining.
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Oh, ok then.Originally posted by Karmic Retribution View PostNo, but they seem to think it's appropriate.
Yeah I know I can't tell if it's more sad or entertaining.
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Wow. Even the pastors have been sheltered. The future for humanity is a dark one indeed.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostNow you're just making stuff up.
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No, but they seem to think it's appropriate.Originally posted by Joo View PostI know man, I'm being sarcastic. Did you honestly believe I though we should rename the mouth and tongue?
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I know man, I'm being sarcastic. Did you honestly believe I though we should rename the mouth and tongue?Originally posted by Karmic Retribution View PostUhm. The parts should only have names for those under sixteen. As soon as they turn sixteen, they should've had "a talk" with the corresponding gender parent about what happens when you make babies and how they are made and how you end up making them.
The names though...Beats me.
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Joo, if we renamed everything used for something, "naughty", there might only be nine things left not to rename.
Almost everything can be used.
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Uhm. The parts should only have names for those under sixteen. As soon as they turn sixteen, they should've had "a talk" with the corresponding gender parent about what happens when you make babies and how they are made and how you end up making them.
The names though...Beats me.
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Joo, if we renamed everything used for something, "naughty", there might only be nine things left not to rename.
Almost everything can be used.
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No, you're just either playing dumb, or are really a sheltered man.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostNow you're just making stuff up.
Try looking these words up in your dictionary: Fellatio, Cunnilingus
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Oooo...good Idea...Originally posted by Joo View PostShould we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.
crap...I can't think of any right now....*sobs*
i'll be sure to get back to you later....
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Now you're just making stuff up.Originally posted by Joo View PostShould we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.
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I'm afraid I can't tell you ma'am, your ears would bleed. But as Mother Glendora is guided to various bits of filth by God to warn the rest of you, I'm sure she'll figure it out eventually.Originally posted by nikilds View PostWhat is Joo talking about?
I use my mouth and tongue to bash Satan lovers and spread the Good Word of the Lord.
Unless one of our Good Pastors would like to explain...
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What is Joo talking about?
I use my mouth and tongue to bash Satan lovers and spread the Good Word of the Lord.
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This is a rather disturbing question. And I'd prefer not to imagine what some people do with their mouths (my husband may have sheltered me from this ugly thing). Perhaps one of the men might have an answer.Originally posted by Joo View PostShould we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.
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Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
Should we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.
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