[Brother Temperance]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Wow... so much in such a short amount of time.

This passage within the Book of Mormon gives our beliefs regarding plural marriages -

Jacob 2:27-30

27 Wherefore, my brethren, hear me, and hearken to the word of the Lord: For there shall not any aman among you have save it be bone cwife; and concubines he shall have none;
28 For I, the Lord God, delight in the achastity of women. And bwhoredoms are an abomination before me; thus saith the Lord of Hosts.

29 Wherefore, this people shall keep my commandments, saith the Lord of Hosts, or acursed be the land for their sakes.

30 For if I will, saith the Lord of Hosts, raise up aseed unto me, I will command my people; otherwise they shall hearken unto these things.

So according to you, Joseph Smith practised abominations?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

SCREEEECHH!!! Stop right there. The book of SATAN is what you are referring to. As I recall Jdawg Smith got his information from pink mushrooms and the angel Moroni. NOT MORMONI. Moroni. So it should be the book of Moron ..... and it is.

The Book of Mormon is false, I agree.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

This passage within the Book of Mormon ....

SCREEEECHH!!! Stop right there. The book of SATAN is what you are referring to. As I recall Jdawg Smith got his information from pink mushrooms and the angel Moroni. NOT MORMONI. Moroni. So it should be the book of Moron.....and it is.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Wow... so much in such a short amount of time.

This passage within the Book of Mormon gives our beliefs regarding plural marriages -

Jacob 2:27-30

27 Wherefore, my brethren, hear me, and hearken to the word of the Lord: For there shall not any aman among you have save it be bone cwife; and concubines he shall have none;
28 For I, the Lord God, delight in the achastity of women. And bwhoredoms are an abomination before me; thus saith the Lord of Hosts.

29 Wherefore, this people shall keep my commandments, saith the Lord of Hosts, or acursed be the land for their sakes.

30 For if I will, saith the Lord of Hosts, raise up aseed unto me, I will command my people; otherwise they shall hearken unto these things.

But this "book of Moron" is false! So who cares what it says..
I'd use it as toilet paper any day of the week, that is, if we ever run out of Qu'rans around Freehold..

It also contradicts the Holy Bible, which is the Word of God.
Or are you saying that David Himself, who'm had concubines, was an unGodly man???

And David behaved himself wisely in all his ways;
And the LORD was with him.
1 Samuel 18:14

Having several wifes isn't forbidden either, even though there are some rules for it, just read Exodus 21:10.

SS, I think you would have made a very effective inquisitor, back in the day. You missed your calling by about five to seven hundred years .

I'm not a cathylick, and the inquistion killed lots of us True Christians, so you better take that back.

We do have a team dedicated to rooting out heresy & disbelief among the flock here in Freehold however, and yes, I'm in it:
And once the GOP institutes Biblical law in this country, we will establish similar teams nationwide.
That'll be the end of you blaspheming morons, as you'll have no choice but to TURN OR BURN!
Praise Jesus!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

This passage within the Book of Mormon gives our beliefs regarding ...

... an abomination before me ...

... noddy tries again ... repenting of earlier mistake ....

... wouldn't you like to come across something more ... suitable ... such as the True Christian Landover Baptist Church?

[Arcticdawn]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Wow... so much in such a short amount of time.

This passage within the Book of Mormon gives our beliefs regarding plural marriages -

Jacob 2:27-30

27 Wherefore, my brethren, hear me, and hearken to the word of the Lord: For there shall not any aman among you have save it be bone cwife; and concubines he shall have none;
28 For I, the Lord God, delight in the achastity of women. And bwhoredoms are an abomination before me; thus saith the Lord of Hosts.

29 Wherefore, this people shall keep my commandments, saith the Lord of Hosts, or acursed be the land for their sakes.

30 For if I will, saith the Lord of Hosts, raise up aseed unto me, I will command my people; otherwise they shall hearken unto these things.


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SS, I think you would have made a very effective inquisitor, back in the day. You missed your calling by about five to seven hundred years .

[Sister Noddy]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

There are laws against soliciting, harlot. Your false catlicker "church" may encourage all forms of licentiousness and whoredoms, but we most certainly do not!

Good one, Brother T ...

... noddy rebuked ... says sorry ... repents of sins

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

There have been times when God has permitted Plural marriage (Jacob is a good example). We do not live in an age where Plural marriage is necessary, though at one point it was. These days, if you're found to be practicing polygamy, you're excommunicated.

So you seriously claim that God changed His mind because YOU morons changed yours? BLASPHEMY!

For I am the LORD, I change not;
Therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.
Malachi 3:6

[Brother Temperance]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Wouldn't you like to come across something more ... suitable ... such as a real mainstream Christian church?

There are laws against soliciting, harlot. Your false catlicker "church" may encourage all forms of licentiousness and whoredoms, but we most certainly do not!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I suspect that when I come across something more ... suitable, I'll change it. I'll need to find something I like, though, and I'm picky.

Wouldn't you like to come across something more ... suitable ... such as a real mainstream Christian church?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

[quote=Arcticdawn;87941] These days, if you're found to be practicing polygamy, you're excommunicated.
Who 'excommunicates' you.....a believer in the Gospel as related by JOSEPH SMITH, A POLYGAMIST? Don't act stupid around here, son.

[Arcticdawn]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Do you Mormen not believe that physical intimacy between a man and as many women as he can find is a sacred thing?

I believe Sister Thumper, who is 100% female and therefore 100% prone to addle-headedness, has somehow got you confused with the vile hippy abomination Ayerea or whatever it calls itself. Your avatar probably isn't helping, though.

There have been times when God has permitted Plural marriage (Jacob is a good example). We do not live in an age where Plural marriage is necessary, though at one point it was. These days, if you're found to be practicing polygamy, you're excommunicated.

As for the avatar, it's just something I painted for a lady friend of mine when she was feeling down. I didn't have any other jpg's that were worth while, so I tossed it up there. I suspect that when I come across something more... suitable, I'll change it. I'll need to find something I like, though, and I'm picky.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

All this sex talk makes me hot.

Our Lord Jesus Christ would prefer that you practice your "M" activity elsewhere. Church is not an appropriate place for sex.*

*Catlicks excluded, of course.

[Sanjayo]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

You better start getting a boner for JESUS you little queer or get booted outta here!

its okay i love jesus when i play pokemon i always name my cyndaquil jesus becuase cyndaquil is good

[LikeHumansDo]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

All this sex talk makes me hot.