[GothicDragon]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

C-> C*nt, Veg., Tunnel to Fun, Baby Maker, Vegina

seriously, just call them what they are meant to be called. Dock, Bobs, and the above mentioned names.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I've always been partial to "thingy" for boys and "unmentionable" for girls. Not that we should mention anything about boys' thingies.

[nikilds]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

A - depends on who is asking. If its a boy, tell him its his "HooHoo". If its a little girl just being nosy, you slap her.
B - Knobs to the Heart
C - Vahjayjay

Penis + Vagina - Marriage under God = Satan

[GothicDragon]

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I was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fine

I agree with you 100%

or you could call them:

A- Tom or Dick or Harry
B- happy bubbles
C- beef producer


lol jk but you should call them by their real names or your kids may think that it is ok to make up names for them. (there are some VERY rude names floating around in schools)

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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Thank you.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fine

Dear Lord! And on a Sunday too! You will receive 42 warning points per dirty word. STERN GLYNNDIE

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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I was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fine

[Brother Temperance]

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No, seriously you should just refer to them by what the rest of us do.

Friend, young children certainly do not need to refer to what sodomites like you do!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

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HAHAHAHAHA

Now this is a thread I can get behind, if you know what I mean

Why do you need special words for the 'naughty parts' - as you so innocently put it?
Why keep your children in the dark, if you're gonna ride them hard to teach them right from wrong it's only fair they know what you're shuving up their... No, seriously you should just refer to them by what the rest of us do.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Okay, here's my helpful addition, I appologise in advance if this offends anyone as I know it most likely will.

A- Dick, c*ck or nob

B- T*ts or Bazumbas

C- C**t

Praise Jesus for installing HIS Godly word filter on HIS favorite forum. These blasphemous words are exactly why I started this thread. It is important that we have code words that don't anger GOD or alert our children (under 21 years of age) that we are talking about that filthy biological function we seem to share (by choice of course) with soulless animals.

Since you need extra help, I'll inform you that choo choo, dirty pillows and cooter seem to be pretty popular around here. HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA

[Jesse]

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Okay, here's my helpful addition, I appologise in advance if this offends anyone as I know it most likely will.

A- Dick, c*ck or nob

B- T*ts or Bazumbas

C- C**t

[Kindagodly]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTm5pn9vIlc

[Brother Temperance]

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If I were your wife, you might hit me once if you caught me by surprise. You wouldn't hit me a second time.

If you were my wife, I would wake up every morning and ask "why, O Lord, why? What has your humble servant done to deserve this?"

So you use chemicals to force him to (cough) perform?

I bet you $50 she has to arouse him with a stick when he loses interest.

[Phoenix Risen]

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Your husband is obviously emasculated, and you and your back-talking feminazi mouth are the proof. No True Christian™ Man would ever sit back and allow his wife to flap her cakehole and sass a Man. If you were my wife I'd take you over my knee every hour on the hour until you learned your place. Jesus expects nothing less.

I repeat, your husband is a sissy.

Not at all. He is a man who is confident enough in his own manhood that he does not feel threatened by a strong, independent woman, so he does not feel the need to resort to violent dominance behavior.
If I were your wife, you might hit me once if you caught me by surprise. You wouldn't hit me a second time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Believe me, BJ, he is in no way emasculated.

Your husband is obviously emasculated, and you and your back-talking feminazi mouth are the proof. No True Christian™ Man would ever sit back and allow his wife to flap her cakehole and sass a Man. If you were my wife I'd take you over my knee every hour on the hour until you learned your place. Jesus expects nothing less.

I repeat, your husband is a sissy.