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  • Lord Lucifer
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    You really love quoting me...

    To reply to your first quote: Homerism and respect are two different things. And what is wrong with this anyway, its true!
    To the second part, if you want to raise your child in a way that it doesnt know the world around it, feel free to do so. Mine will at least know what he has to do, so that he doesnt do anything wrong. You need to be aware of rules to be able to follow them!
    About the last reply; If you want to read meaningless words you are at the wrong place, my reply was on toppic, your last quote wasnt. Talking about meaningless words... And if you dont know what "thát" indicated you should have read the posts before mine.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
    Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?
    You blaspheming fornicator! It's because of God creating the earth and everything in it that we are here!
    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
    Didnt god create us all? Then why should we be ashamed of who we are? Our actions can be wrong, but a human body cant.
    So you think that homerism is fine, do you?
    I think you should be proud of what you are, and at least have the nerve to tell YOUR OWN CHILD these things. You are to raise your children in the best way possible, and this is something you'll just have to do.
    Which things? That fornication is disgusting and wrong, and that if they ever stick Part A in the Devil's Valley of a woman they are not married to, they will become an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, and He will smite them with GRIDS and send them to burn in Hell for ever and ever? Will do.

    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
    That taken as a fact, you should tell thát to your child. Tell him about the way god wants it to be, and tell him how it works and should be used. Raise your child the right way, and prepare him for life the right way.

    This is not to push anyone, it is a suggestion, and a advice.
    No, it is a string of seemingly unrelated words that don't make very much sense. And what's with the accent above "that"? Are you Mexi-rican, or just French?

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  • Lord Lucifer
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    That taken as a fact, you should tell thát to your child. Tell him about the way god wants it to be, and tell him how it works and should be used. Raise your child the right way, and prepare him for life the right way.

    This is not to push anyone, it is a suggestion, and a advice.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
    Didnt god create us all?
    Yes.
    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
    Then why should we be ashamed of who we are? Our actions can be wrong, but a human body cant. .
    Because God says it is, and HE should know since HE created it.
    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
    I think you should be proud of what you are, and at least have the nerve to tell YOUR OWN CHILD these things. You are to raise your children in the best way possible, and this is something you'll just have to do.
    No, we have to raise our children the best was Jesus wants them to. It is about HIM, not you Lord Lucky.
    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
    If you cant do it its your weakness, and Jesus wasn’t weak, remember that.
    No friend, you are trying to push us down the slippery slope that leads to sensuality, then homerism and finally liberalism. If we follow your thinking Freehold would turn into such a den of depravity that people would have to barricade themselves in their homes lest they be assault and strangled to death by their neighbors. God created sex only for producing more Christian warriors and only made it pleasurable so a man could bear to be around a woman long enough to perform the necessary act. To do anything more with sex is fall into Satan’s trap.

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  • Lord Lucifer
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    Didnt god create us all? Then why should we be ashamed of who we are? Our actions can be wrong, but a human body cant.

    I think you should be proud of what you are, and at least have the nerve to tell YOUR OWN CHILD these things. You are to raise your children in the best way possible, and this is something you'll just have to do.

    If you cant do it its your weaknes, and jesus wasnt weak, remember that.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    It goes without saying Jesus does not want the "Devil's Valley" used as a cigar humidor. That act alone will land your strait in Hell.

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  • Warrior in Christ
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    Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
    A = Part A (SUV's Idea) This is a very dignified name for a part that even Jesus had.

    B = Dirty Pillows (OYK's Idea)

    C = Devil's Valley (My idea, but don't let the women know, please! )
    I fully agree and endorse these new names for the body's nasty parts. It's important to keep our mouths clean and still possess the ability to talk about these parts maturely.

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  • Elmer Christianson
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    A = Part A (SUV's Idea) This is a very dignified name for a part that even Jesus had.

    B = Dirty Pillows (OYK's Idea)

    C = Devil's Valley (My idea, but don't let the women know, please! )
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  • Glendora Christianson
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    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
    Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?
    Sex is sick stuff for sick people. Making babies is just fine with Jesus, but parading your dirty private parts all over town is the work of Satan. As for your language, I consider it a hate crime for you vandalize our Godly forum with pornographic language. I will notify the Iowa State Patrol as soon as I track your IP address. STERN GLYNNDIE

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  • Loser_seed
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    Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?

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  • Peacesells
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    Didn't god give a name to everything there is, so why not honor those names.

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  • R-R-R
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    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
    I don't see anything wrong with naming Part B with it's proper word, 'breasts'. In your very own bible the word is said.

    Song of Solomon 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. "He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts."


    Ha!
    Well, if it's in the KJV... What can we say against it?

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  • roserougesang
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    I don't see anything wrong with naming Part B with it's proper word, 'breasts'. In your very own bible the word is said.

    Song of Solomon 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. "He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts."


    Ha!

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  • BadAssButterfly
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Here we go, more sicko depravity from the unsaved. Yes I know you sinning harlot's hormones go into overdrive when you see a TRUE Christian(tm) because it is only natural you want to have my baby harlot. Well guess what, Jesus don’t want it that way honey. So get your filthy cooter out of my face!

    Again with the turtles. Granted, terrapins are fascinating creatures, but your interest borders on obssession.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    For C, I like Brother Green's suggestion.

    For A, we can use Biblical terminology: "flesh" (Ezekiel 23:20).

    For B, I'll have to go into my prayer closet and give the matter some serious prayer.

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