[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Ooh yeah, that's it, talk dirty to me, baby!

Here we go, more sicko depravity from the unsaved. Yes I know you sinning harlot's hormones go into overdrive when you see a TRUE Christian(tm) because it is only natural you want to have my baby harlot. Well guess what, Jesus don’t want it that way honey. So get your filthy cooter out of my face!

[BadAssButterfly]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

not get your disgusting, slime spewing mommy cave off this forum.

Ooh yeah, that's it, talk dirty to me, baby!

[M.D.]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

And if I were you I wouldn't be a willful and deliberate nuisance unless I wanted to be confined to quarantine with the likes of Clown and yes, I said "quarantine with Clown".

I was just saying....Sorry, Eno....

[M.D.]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I suggest that you visit an XXX rated site, where you will be more welcomed, M.D.

PS I have assigned 43 warning points for your foul language!

It's medically and grammatically correct. And I don't need porn, I have a wife.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Then how do you know that Jesus prefers the word "tallywhacker" to "p***s?" I really doubt that what people called their organs was very high on his priority list.

Does ever mention any naughty bit in Scripture? It is always "known", "laid down with” and the like. That is as explicit as Jesus gets. Clearly Jesus didn't intend for this to be discussed, not get your disgusting, slime spewing mommy cave off this forum.

[BadAssButterfly]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

It is so obvious to anyone with any sense of decency to use those words that Jesus did not mention it in The Bible. Does The Bible tell us not to step in front of a speeding train? No! Or stick your tongue into a light bulb socket? No! To not do those things is just obvious. Like this.

Then how do you know that Jesus prefers the word "tallywhacker" to "p***s?" I really doubt that what people called their organs was very high on his priority list.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Really? Can you show me a verse where Jesus used the word "tallywhacker?" Or where he commanded that body parts be called by ridiculous euphemisms?

It is so obvious to anyone with any sense of decency to use those words that Jesus did not mention it in The Bible. Does The Bible tell us not to step in front of a speeding train? No! Or stick your tongue into a light bulb socket? No! To not do those things is just obvious. Like this.

[BadAssButterfly]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Jesus prefers words like "tallywacker" harlot and this His forum. Get the clue lady, you are a guest here.

Really? Can you show me a verse where Jesus used the word "tallywhacker?" Or where he commanded that body parts be called by ridiculous euphemisms?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I prefer the accurrate terms -
p***s
t****s
b****s
v***a

Jesus prefers words like "tallywacker" harlot and this His forum. Get the clue lady, you are a guest here.

[BadAssButterfly]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Those are already mentioned before and discarded. Try to find something more subtle.

By the way, I've seen people use the word 'tallywhacker' for part A... I think Brother Green had good suggestions, the Christian Baby factory in particular is a fine name. It does describe for what purpose it is there, so people will know when they are indulging in the sins of the flesh rather than producing more Christians...

I prefer the accurrate terms -
penis
testicles
breasts
vagina

[Enobarbus]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

Personally, if I were a woman, I wouldn't want any sort of food or anything named after or food or God forbid a "seed worm" in my vagina and yes, I said vagina.

And if I were you I wouldn't be a willful and deliberate nuisance unless I wanted to be confined to quarantine with the likes of Clown and yes, I said "quarantine with Clown".

[R-R-R]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

A - p***s and t******es
B - b*****s
C- v****a

Those are already mentioned before and discarded. Try to find something more subtle.

By the way, I've seen people use the word 'tallywhacker' for part A... I think Brother Green had good suggestions, the Christian Baby factory in particular is a fine name. It does describe for what purpose it is there, so people will know when they are indulging in the sins of the flesh rather than producing more Christians...

[BadAssButterfly]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

And don't you think Milk Jugs might be worse than the actual name for b--bs?

Why? Their purpose is, after all, to produce milk for the nourishment of babies.

[BadAssButterfly]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I know how much Jesus hates Spring behavior. And I know our kids are asking all sorts of questions. Of course, a spanking is always the best answer to unGodly questions about sex. But just in case we have to name a naughty part, I sure would appreciate your help with the terms. Please refer to the chart below and name parts A, B, and C.

A - p***s and t******es
B - b***ts
C- v****a

[M.D.]

Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

I know your innocent mind didn't have any idea that doodlebugs are food, Sister Thumper. And it is a cute name for a man's "seed worm", but I don't think we should avoid comparing pornographic body parts to food.

Personally, if I were a woman, I wouldn't want any sort of food or anything named after or food or God forbid a "seed worm" in my vagina and yes, I said vagina.