True Christian™ Approved Toys & Games

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Brothers and Sisters,

As we all know last week was Easter. Because it is such a special time of the year, I was feeling upbeat and generous and wanted to start a toy drive for the less blessed among our congregation.

Anyway, I was having a hard time finding toys that HE would approve of. I could only think of a few.

Please post your suggestions here so we can have a handy resource to turn to when in doubt or want to get a child a special gift.

Thank you!! Your suggestions will be greatly appreciated!

Lve, Sister Thumper

(I particularly get a kick out of the Pop-Goes-the-Jesus!)

GLORY!

[OnYourKnees]

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I, like many others, am partial to the Answer Me Jesus.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Tales of Symphonia for the NG is awesome.

Greastest thing on that system till TP came around.

STILL, I love to go back and beat up on some misguided angels.

[Andrew Shaw]

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Why not a bible..?

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Why not a bible..?

Cause I'm not a pyromaniac.

If you catch my drift.

[Andrew Shaw]

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Or maybe just some arts and crafts supplys

OR SUM GUNZ SO THEY CAN PRACTICE SHOOTING UNSAVED TRASH!
(true cristian awnser)

[Nobar King]

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Here's a great toy for a budding evangelist. Learn the moves from the best with this guitar simulator:


Your neighbors will be singing Hallelujah when they hear you blasting that good ol Christian rock! (Especially when you get the timing down).

I'm going to see if we can get one of these for the Landover rec. room. It would be a lot of fun to have for the kids to play with.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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Here's a great toy for a budding evangelist. Learn the moves from the best with this guitar simulator:


Your neighbors will be singing Hallelujah when they hear you blasting that good ol Christian rock! (Especially when you get the timing down).

I'm going to see if we can get one of these for the Landover rec. room. It would be a lot of fun to have for the kids to play with.

I thought you guys didn't approve of Christian rock music?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I thought you guys didn't approve of Christian rock music?

We disapprove of child-buggering papist dogs too, but here you are.