Christians, will they go to heaven?

[Lukeo123456 (On Moderation)]

Hell no.

The end.

[Deaner]

Re: Christians, will they go to heaven?

Hell no.

The end.

Did the queer bar's just close in your town friend? Got anything better to do?

[Brother V]

Re: Christians, will they go to heaven?

Hell no.

The end.

You forgot the comma.

It should read:

Christians, will they go to heaven? Hell, no.

Implying Heaven Yes, PRAISE JESUS.

Thank you friend.

I'm assuming you meant True Christians (tm), like us here at Landover? correct?

YIC
V

[Talitha]

Re: Christians, will they go to heaven?

I think that's a great question Luke.

You see, false Christians who believe in false Bible will all go to eternal damnation.
True Christians™ like us here at Landover Baptist Church (peace be upon us) are assured of a place next to Jesus in Heaven.

(Terms and conditions apply. Your Soul may be at risk if you do not follow the Holy Bible KJV1611)

[lilith]

Re: Christians, will they go to heaven?

Hell no.

The end.

I sincerely hope so. Wouldn't want them in the same place as the rest of us,would we.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christians, will they go to heaven?

I sincerely hope so. Wouldn't want them in the same place as the rest of us,would we.

Oddly appropriate post number.

[lilith]

Re: Christians, will they go to heaven?

And christians claim they're not superstitious.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christians, will they go to heaven?

I merely said it was appropriate.