[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

What? My dad is gone, and my mom comes here to make sure I'm ok, how is that homosexual? You confuse me.

Your mom visits you in prison to make sure you are ok? I GET IT NOW! YOU ARE IN JUVENILE HALL! This explains Q-U-I-T-E a lot! Let me speak to the warden, please.

[Talitha]

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Your mom visits you in prison to make sure you are ok? I GET IT NOW! YOU ARE IN JUVENILE HALL! This explains Q-U-I-T-E a lot! Let me speak to the warden, please.

You'd better be quick Pastor.
I hear that place is full of Hellbound Lezbeens who may well corrupt poor Ixi in more ways than she already has been.

I'm praying for you child.

[Ixi]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

Umm....what? I still live at home. You confuse me.

[Talitha]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

Umm....what? I still live at home. You confuse me.

God Bless you child.
In spite of all you are going through you are still able to call it Home.
You must tell all your friends in prison about Jesus.
Mark 5:19
Howbeit Jesus suffered him not, but saith unto him, Go home to thy friends, and tell them how great things the Lord hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee

[Ixi]

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I'm at HOME! H-O-M-E spells home! You know, a a house or place where you live with your family! My gosh, somethings up if you don't know what home is.

[Marshall]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

When Jesus calls a child back to Heaven it is usually to punish the parents anyway. Don't be a scummy unsaved trash and your children will reach marrying age and won't be gay.

The way people demonize Tobacco makes me sick. Tobacco is an incredibly versatile and useful plant and couldn't possibly be from anywhere but Christs own hands. It affords me the humble honor of Platinum Tither at Landover Baptist as well as a reserved parking spot right up front. They also have engines that run off Tobacco.

[Jesus is Lord]

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I'm at HOME! H-O-M-E spells home! You know, a a house or place where you live with your family! My gosh, somethings up if you don't know what home is.

So you've been in juvenile hall for so long you consider it to be home and your fellow inmates to be your family?

[Ixi]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

*Rolls eyes* You are so annoying.

[Jesus is Lord]

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*Rolls eyes* You are so annoying.

And you're even more annoying. I guess we're even in that respect.

All the evidence points at your parents, or at least your father, are in prison and you are in juvenile hall. You've yet to prove these things wrong.

[Ixi]

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And you're even more annoying. I guess we're even in that respect.

All the evidence points at your parents, or at least your father, are in prison and you are in juvenile hall. You've yet to prove these things wrong.

You just made up that I'm in JV. When really I'm in my bedroom on my laptop(which may be sold soon so I can't come on anymore), and my dad moved. I know whats going on in my life, you don't.

[Jesus is Lord]

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You just made up that I'm in JV. When really I'm in my bedroom on my laptop(which may be sold soon so I can't come on anymore), and my dad moved. I know whats going on in my life, you don't.

So tell us what is going on. From what you have said it is easy to assume that your mom and dad are in prison and that you might be, or have been, in juvenile hall.

[Ixi]

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So tell us what is going on. From what you have said it is easy to assume that your mom and dad are in prison and that you might be, or have been, in juvenile hall.

Want me to tell you? Fine. My dad moved away. He is hoping to find a better line of work and send home some money. My mom is still here, but shes away alot. Me and my sisters live at home.

[Enobarbus]

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Want me to tell you? Fine. My dad moved away. He is hoping to find a better line of work and send home some money. My mom is still here, but shes away alot. Me and my sisters live at home.

Does he send any money? How do you know he's not in jail? Where is your mom when she is away?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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My dad moved away.

Perhaps that is what he tells you, since he knows that your godless female mind cannot comprehend the truth. More likely he is hustling drugs to his whores on the street, or engaging in homosexual sex at the nearest available brothel between appointments for trying to cure his venereal diseases.

He is hoping to find a better line of work and send home some money.

I am sure he is. No one can be Truly Happy(tm) unless they are living a Godly life wherein their number one focus is on Jesus Himself. (Note: Only whores accept money from males)

My mom is still here, but shes away alot. Me and my sisters live at home.

I hate to break it, but it sounds like your mother might be one of those "feministical women" that we all know have very few but well-defined missions in life. I believe Pat Robertson put it best:

The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.

It sounds like your mother is out having random sex with men just to get pregnant so that she can go out and get another abortion. Unfortunately for her, abortions aren't 100% effective so she got stuck with you and your sisters, who appear to be severely disabled in the mental capacities. Be careful with living at home, especially when alone, since you don't want to fall into sin (ie: m-ing or, much worse, lesbianism!). I pray for your Salvation(r), or, failing that, your ultimate demise and torture in Hell. His Will be done!

[Ixi]

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Does he send any money? How do you know he's not in jail? Where is your mom when she is away?

My dad sends some money every once in a while. My mom is at work. Why are you so nosey?