[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

If you go to Hell, I just might throw a shindig. I might even Dance With Joy.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

Why do you even bother talking to Dances?

She's a stupid female! Let's catch her and impregnate her!

Since I don't want children, I have had myself surgically sterilized. If you got me pregnant, I might just believe in miracles.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

I hope everyone takes notice of this mean-spirited, rabidly violent atheist. He is openly advocating the murder of a teenaged girl just because he doesn't like her attitude.

All atheists are like this. Thank God I'm a Christian. I'd never want to live like these amoral hatemongers.

I hope everyone takes notice that Zeke doesn't understand sarcasm.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

Why do you even bother talking to Dances?

She's a stupid female! Let's catch her and impregnate her!

You know rockhead, I'm a little surprised that you would bring up the subject of impregnanting a female. Seeing how Jesus burned off all your extremeties as punishment for worshiping the sun....

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

Why do you even bother talking to Dances?

She's a stupid female! Let's catch her and impregnate her!

So am I, heathen. I don't even want to think what sort of unnatural abominations would be required for me to impregnate her, but even if it was possible, I wouldn't go against God like that.

[Star Finder]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

Why do you even bother talking to Dances?

She's a stupid female! Let's catch her and impregnate her!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

Marriage is a legal union between consenting human adults.

No, it's the union between an adult human man and an adult human woman. This isn't Soviet Canuckistan or Belgium, missy!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

Why don't you just kill her and save the time and effort then?

I hope everyone takes notice of this mean-spirited, rabidly violent atheist. He is openly advocating the murder of a teenaged girl just because he doesn't like her attitude.

All atheists are like this. Thank God I'm a Christian. I'd never want to live like these amoral hatemongers.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

This harlot is so muddle-headed and liberal, she probably thinks you should be allowed to marry MALE remote controls!

I didn't know remotes had gender. Do you have so litttle to occupy your time that you spend your days searching electronic devices for genitalia?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

Sir, we do not welcome such filth on God's forum. Keep your material clean or we shall be forced to banish you.


I am not a Sir, I am a Ma'am.


Let's define marriage as whatever we want it to be! I want to marry my remote control, let's do it

Marriage is a legal union between consenting human adults. If you want to use your remote as a sex toy, go right ahead, but it can't sign a license, so you can't marry it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

Let's define marriage as whatever we want it to be! I want to marry my remote control, let's do it

This harlot is so muddle-headed and liberal, she probably thinks you should be allowed to marry MALE remote controls!

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

This kind of story just goes to show why parents should follow God's way rather than some cockamamie idea of their own.



While her goals are admirable, she needs to stop being so soft on the child in my opinion. I'm going to guess that they attend some feelgood liebral false Christian church. Give that child the beating of her life, and then keep doing so until you see a major improvement. It worked when my father did that with me. Glory!!

Why don't you just kill her and save the time and effort then?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

You and I have different views on sex.

Don't make this an argument between you and our Godly Sister in Christ. This is a difference you have with God. Take it up with Him -- I assure you He won't back down to you

You GOD sees it as an unpleasant necessity between married people for the sole purpose of makinbg babies.

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Sir, we do not welcome such filth on God's forum. Keep your material clean or we shall be forced to banish you.

I do agree with you that once you're married, you should not have sex with partners other than your spouse (unless, of course, you both agree to such an arrangement).

Let's define marriage as whatever we want it to be! I want to marry my remote control, let's do it

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

I was unaware a harlot was a fornicator with no taste. Silly me. I thought all unmarried women who spread their legs for a man were the same.

Oh, wait!

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners,shall inherit the kingdom of God.

It turns out you are all the same and equally damned to the exact same Hell!

You and I have different views on sex. You see it as an unpleasant necessity between married people for the sole purpose of makinbg babies. I see it as a pleasant activity between people who find each other mutually attractive, whether or not they are married to each other and whether or not they want to make babies. I do agree with you that once you're married, you should not have sex with partners other than your spouse (unless, of course, you both agree to such an arrangement).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Liberals Go To Extremes To Avoid Godly Spanking

I am not a harlot - I have never slept around indiscriminately.

I was unaware a harlot was a fornicator with no taste. Silly me. I thought all unmarried women who spread their legs for a man were the same.

Oh, wait!

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners,shall inherit the kingdom of God.

It turns out you are all the same and equally damned to the exact same Hell!