[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Free Paddles!

Love is wanting the object of your love to be happy. Wanting them to belong to you is obsession.

And why do you think God provided a way for us to be happy, idiot?
By belonging to Him, we will be happy, and that's what's natural for us humans: to be servants of God.
By belonging to Him, we will go to Heaven, and live in eternal bliss.


But I suppose that according to you, hoping that "the world will crash and bury people alive" (as in your sig) is love?
You dumb hypocritic fag-enabling goths obviously have no idea whatsoever what love really is!

[ayerea]

Re: Free Paddles!

And why do you think God provided a way for us to be happy, idiot?
By belonging to Him, we will be happy, and that's what's natural for us humans: to be servants of God.
By belonging to Him, we will go to Heaven, and live in eternal bliss.


But I suppose that according to you, hoping that "the world will crash and bury people alive" (as in your sig) is love?
You dumb hypocritic fag-enabling goths obviously have no idea whatsoever what love really is!

Oh i know what love is. Love is a feeling, the ultimate feeling. Its everything good that can be said about a person, and despite the fact that the person has flaws you still care for them. Its caring for the person, really honestly caring about them. And as far as i know, the rest of it is unexplainable. I know what love is because i love my friends more then anything else is the world. I would do anything for them and i would have no reason to live if i didnt have them.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Free Paddles!

Oh i know what love is.

Goodness, this should be interesting. Probably more propaganda from some Beatles song you heard once after passing the joint to the left-hand side

Love is a feeling, the ultimate feeling.

Leave it to the hippy witch to trust her "feelings". Feelings will lead you nowhere but to Hell, my friend.

5Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

Your feelings are wrong, to put it succinctly. The Lord knows that, as a woman, you're more likely to put stock in your own fallible "feelings", which is why He gave you a master (husband or father) to save you from yourself. And also, in response to other postings you have made woefully unaware of God's Will, I want to be clear that nowhere is "love" a necessary part of marriage. That is a notion dreamed up by hippies in a hashish field someplace.

15If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, both the beloved and the hated; and if the firstborn son be hers that was hated:
16Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit that which he hath, that he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, which is indeed the firstborn:
17But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated for the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he is the beginning of his strength; the right of the firstborn is his.

(atheistical nonsense excised)

Go back to your drum circle, hippie. We here subscribe to God's version of Love, not some (pardon the pun) lovey-dovey version that some demon dreamt up in a drunken stupor.

[Rayviathae]

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Oh i know what love is. Love is a feeling, the ultimate feeling. Its everything good that can be said about a person, and despite the fact that the person has flaws you still care for them. Its caring for the person, really honestly caring about them. And as far as i know, the rest of it is unexplainable. I know what love is because i love my friends more then anything else is the world. I would do anything for them and i would have no reason to live if i didnt have them.

That is what love is hun, but these people are never going to accept it. Anyway, I'm leaving this place because it's poisonous and hateful. However, I would like to talk you to, ayerea, more. My email/msn is rayviathae@hotmail.com. I would like it if you emailed me.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Keep your perversions to yourself, missy. This is a Godly forum dedicated to spreading the Word of our Lord, Jesus Christ, amen. It is not some lezbo pickup joint. There will be no solicitation for donut-bumping here.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Free Paddles!

I am glad SOMEONE is preaching the True Christian (Pat. Pend.) message of proper child-rearing, which involves a paddle, a belt, a heavy-duty industrial lug wrench, and an electric caddle prod. By the way, here's another plug for my child-beating service, Kid Korrect®.

GLORY!!

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He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Proverbs 23:13-14

The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. Proverbs 30:17

Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers. Isaiah 14:21



Kid Korrect®. The blood-curdling screams of terror mean they've got the message.™

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Free Paddles!

GLORY Brother Worthington!

That little tramp was just asking for it. Why, just LOOK at that tat and skanky shirt she has on.

She was trying to seduce some fine man into raping her.

We True Christians™ need more products like yours!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Free Paddles!

Oh i know what love is. Love is a feeling, the ultimate feeling. Its everything good that can be said about a person, and despite the fact that the person has flaws you still care for them. Its caring for the person, really honestly caring about them. And as far as i know, the rest of it is unexplainable. I know what love is because i love my friends more then anything else is the world. I would do anything for them and i would have no reason to live if i didnt have them.

Have you been reading that cartoon with the naked children instead of the Holy Bible again?

That is what love is hun, but these people are never going to accept it. Anyway, I'm leaving this place because it's poisonous and hateful. However, I would like to talk you to, ayerea, more.

Hmm, a massively oversized she-goth who doesn't know her place trying to mate with a boy who thinks he's a girl...this should be interesting, in a sickening sort of way.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Free Paddles!

In Texas, the police are electrocuting babies now - talk about a true family values red state, they know how to raise kids right.

Man and baby hit by Taser

(Hit by tazer....Bad tazer, bad tazer! Of course it's not the tazer's fault, it's the fault of the stupid criminal who didn't know he's in a tough-on-crime state.)

A security guard has been captured on camera firing a Taser stun gun at a man carrying his newborn child.

Hospital security guard, David Boling resorted to the extreme action to prevent William Lewis from taking his baby daughter home from the Woman's Hospital of Texas in Houston.

The stun gun sent both man and child crashing to the floor, leaving the child with head trauma, according to Mr Lewis.

The incident began when Mr Lewis, 30, told hospital staff that he intended to leave with his child because his family had been mistreated.

He was told that doctors would not allow it, but Mr Lewis picked up the baby and walked to the elevators regardless.

The elevators would not move because wristband sensors on babies at the hospital automatically shut down the system if anyone attempts to take an infant without permission.

The surveillance video shows Mr Boling arriving at the elevators and trying to talk with Mr Lewis.

Mr Lewis appears agitated as he walks around the elevators holding his daughter in his right arm.

Within 40 seconds Mr Boling is holding the Taser and about a minute later, he can be seen standing near Mr Lewis, not looking in his direction, when he suddenly raises the Taser and fires it at Mr Lewis, who was still holding his daughter.

Mr Lewis drops to the floor, however this can not be seen in the surveillance footage...

Mr Lewis said he thinks his baby has been disabled from the incident, but a CPS Agency spokeswoman stated that the infant does not appear to be suffering any ill effects from the fall. (But as for ill effects from being taser'ed....)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20070815/twl-man-and-baby-hit-by-taser-41f21e0_1.html

[Matt]

Re: Free Paddles!