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    Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

    I am so sick and tired of these whiney libreals hiring fancy joo lawyers and suing someone every time they get a splinter or stub their toe. THIS was an excellent educational toy for little girls to learn how to bake pies and serve their future husbands...and now the "PC police" have taken it away!

    Easy Bake toy ovens recalled again

    WASHINGTON - The Easy Bake oven, an iconic toy with a four-decade history, has been recalled for the second time in less than a year, government safety advocates announced on Thursday.

    In February Easy Bake's parent company, Hasbro Inc., recalled 985,000 of the toys because children were getting their hands and fingers trapped in the front opening, and some were burned. At that time, Hasbro offered a free repair kit to improve the oven's safety.

    Since the February announcement, the company has received an additional 249 reports of children getting their hands or fingers caught in the ovens, including 16 reports of second- and third-degree burns. One burn required partial amputation of a 5-year-old girl's finger.
    Since when does one 5 year old spoiled brat get to stop an entire line of toys? Losing a finger for Jesus is nothing compared to the temporary sacrifice that Christ made for her daddy! How are they going to learn how to bake a decent rabbit casserole now?




    I suppose the liebrals have no problem with these "Betty Bulldyke" dolls or the notorious "Terry the Terrorist" doll, or that obnoxious jap "Godzilla vs Jesus King of the Jews" toy...Anything to tear down traditional Christian family values.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

    I see.

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    • #3
      Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

      I hate to say it, but I've got to agree with you on this one. I mean, how moronic do you have to be to get your hand stuck inside, and then burned by, an Easy Bake oven? The thing cooks with a freaking light bulb, for crying out loud! Honestly, some people just need to sit down, shut up, and realize that their child is probably retarded and should not be allowed to have nice things.[/rant]

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      • #4
        Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

        Originally posted by Kazoo View Post
        I hate to say it, but I've got to agree with you on this one. I mean, how moronic do you have to be to get your hand stuck inside, and then burned by, an Easy Bake oven? The thing cooks with a freaking light bulb, for crying out loud! Honestly, some people just need to sit down, shut up, and realize that their child is probably retarded and should not be allowed to have nice things.[/rant]
        You're so positive it's nauseating.

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        • #5
          Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

          Originally posted by Joo View Post
          You're so positive it's nauseating.
          Why thank you, I do indeed try.

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          • #6
            Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

            Originally posted by Kazoo View Post
            Why thank you, I do indeed try.
            NP.

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            • #7
              Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I am so sick and tired of these whiney libreals hiring fancy joo lawyers and suing someone every time they get a splinter or stub their toe. THIS was an excellent educational toy for little girls to learn how to bake pies and serve their future husbands...and now the "PC police" have taken it away!



              Since when does one 5 year old spoiled brat get to stop an entire line of toys? Losing a finger for Jesus is nothing compared to the temporary sacrifice that Christ made for her daddy! How are they going to learn how to bake a decent rabbit casserole now?
              So now the slow children will have to burn their hands in actual ovens, rather than toy ones? That's "progress" for you.
              Originally posted by Joo View Post
              NP.
              Have you ever heard of instant messaging? It's this new invention that allows you to swap tedious messages with your buttbuddies without wasting valuable bandwidth on God's favourite forum and forcing people to scroll down past endless pages of your witless posts when they just want to learn about the liberal plot against America.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                So now the slow children will have to burn their hands in actual ovens, rather than toy ones? That's "progress" for you.

                Have you ever heard of instant messaging? It's this new invention that allows you to swap tedious messages with your buttbuddies without wasting valuable bandwidth on God's favourite forum and forcing people to scroll down past endless pages of your witless posts when they just want to learn about the liberal plot against America.
                Yeah, I actually had a nice discussion with Brother Ira over instant Messaging a few weeks back. It's not very new at all actually.

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                • #9
                  Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

                  Originally posted by Joo View Post
                  Yeah, I actually had a nice discussion with Brother Ira over instant Messaging a few weeks back. It's not very new at all actually.
                  Then why don't you and your fairy buddies like omerta, jew, kazoo use IM to discuss washed up rock bands that are 30 years old or more and grunt one-word replies at each other? We are here to praise Jesus. You are here to publicly display how desperately empty your heads are.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Whiney Liberals Ruin Girls Educational Toy

                    Washed up? They still make new albums. They appear to of led a better career than you have.

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