[Michael The Orcangel]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Have you tried washing his mouth out with Tide Pods? It won't stop him from masturbating, I was just curious if you've tried it.

[DolliMoans]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

In response to thread title, I say hold a phial and catch the issue to send to Landover Semenology Labs immediately for demon-inspection and cryogenic freezing as an emergency hold-over until you can forcibly marry your son off to satiable wife who can have the defrosted sample tenderly injected with a turkey baster. This is what a neighbor recommended and by example, had it done for Mildrew. The process has sharply discouraged masturbatory habits henceforth.

[eduard Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Good chastity belt will always help. Something like neosteel, my-steel, latowski, or similar. It may not harm body. Cages like CB6000 isnt so good protection. It is reducing the blood circulation and may cause a bad health problems. And also, there is possibility to remove the part out. Its not secure.


I wear one T-shape type for my own request. I gave the keys to my wife. She is controling me and take care of me.



In the good belt, there is no option to change. And the only way is to control own mind to better manners. This will really teach. I have my own experience. My life is changing to batter days. Its important, to be able to control own urges. Real man can do it. And than he can teach their children too.

[JasonK]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I have several ways I have found to prevent my sonmasturbating that might be helpful to other parents on this thread.

1. I tie his hands at night, either behindhis back or to the bed posts to stop him touching himself.

2. When I can't supervise him, such as whenhe is at school or away from home, he is made to wear a chastity device whichis locked so he can't remove it.

3. When at home in the daytime I make himwear very tight thin nylon shorts or tracksuit pants, so if he gets an erectionI can notice straight away and take the necessary action.

If he gets an erection I will take him to my room.kneel him down and we both pray for his sins… I get him to tell me his evilthoughts so he can see how perverted and sinful his mind is. Afterconfession, if he still has an erection I will either spank him over my knee,or use my belt over his penis and balls until it goes away. I keep him dressed as I don't want to see his naked body.

During this time I will gag him with his dirtyunderwear or socks to stop him trying to get me to stop and to keep the noisedown. Also tie his hands behind his back to stop him touching himself orstruggling.

If he ejaculates during a spanking or whipping(which is now very rare) I will make him wear the dirty wet shorts for the restof the day to remind him how dirty he is. Sometimes I leave him tied and gaggedin the wet pants and just lock him in the closet for several hours to thinkabout his sins.

After a year or so of doing this now there israrely a problem with him getting an erection and I am sure he nevermasturbates and the urge to do so has gone.

Praise the Lord!

[JasonK]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I had problems with my teenage boy, but thank to the help form other people on this site the problems have virtually gone.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Finally the right answer according to Mathew 5:30

Let's see about that:

Matthew 5:30 "And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

Basic English reading comprehension problems abound.

The verse is telling YOU what to do if a part of YOUR body offends YOU, to ensure YOUR OWN salvation. Not someone else deciding, "oh yer playin' with dat agin, ewww icky, Ima solve your problems chop chop".

The Bible is extremely clear on one point: NO ONE ELSE is responsible for your salvation. It's all comes down to what YOU do. Mutilating someone else solves NOTHING.

Why not read the Bible and see what it really says, Randy? I'm sure the True Christians(tm) would appreciate not having to run around the forums cleaning up the messes you leave behind.

[Randyq]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

simple, chop it off, had same think with my stepson playing with his balls so i had them chopped off

Finally the right answer according to Mathew 5:30

[handmaiden]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Silly atheists. We cannot be shocked that easily. . . the Holy Bible is full of examples of the importance of a man's naughty-bits. For example, this is where oaths and contracts were secured (as the Bible hadn't been written yet). In the very first book of the Bible we read about Abraham's servant swearing to obey hes master's command to find a wife for Isaac, So the servant put his hand under the thigh of Abraham his master and swore to him concerning this matter. (Genesis 24:9). . . I do implore our new friend to resist the temptation of castrating her husband. Besides, what a silly thing to do when prayer will suffice.

I once read something somewhere, (before I began confining myself to the Bible and other writings that properly glorify God) that the word "testament" comes from the word "testes"which is why women were not allowed to give legal witness throughout much of history.


And you are quite, right, Sister. The Bible takes a very dim view indeed of a woman taking a hand in so many matters that involve our menfolk. Prayer is our proper resource, along with long hair, a head-covering, a modest appearance and a submissive demeanor.


Joyously Not Seeking Glory Yours,


Handmaiden

[Didymus Much]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Castration may be the only way to save his sorrowful sinning hide from the fires, or worse homosexuality.

That's nice, now how about some Scripture supporting your views?

[FiretotheHEATHENS]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

Castration may be the only way to save his sorrowful sinning hide from the fires, or worse homosexuality.

[Basilissa]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I believe that the Bible teaches us that if a man lies with other men he is no longer a man. My husband lost his right to rule the household when he gave up his manhood by masturbating to gay porn. My father is stepping in to be the head of household.

I think castration is the only solution for my husband not to burn in hell.

No it won't. He's guilty of looking at perverted acts, not actually doing them, right?

After castration he still will be able to look at pornography.

Jesus' advice is to get rid of the sinning part of the body:

Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Therefore, the thing you need to do is to pluck your husband's eyes out.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I believe that the Bible teaches us that if a man lies with other men he is no longer a man. My husband lost his right to rule the household when he gave up his manhood by masturbating to gay porn. I think castration is the only solution for my husband not to burn in hell.

The Bible most certainly does not "teach" or support any of your "solutions". However there is a solution (liquid) that might help your husband abandon his choice to be gay.


You must understand that your husband has CHOSEN to be queer, and likely because of your own failings, as a wife in Christ.


You sound very self-centered, as if this is all about you, without a care in the world of WHY your spouse would choose to explore fantasies of nailing other male rectums? Why are you so consumed with yourself? Do you even love the man?


Nevertheless, the gayness must be arrested. I recommend a solution of 75/25 water/capsaicin oil suspended in a turkey baster (please make the water at least warm, if it's not too much trouble). When he is sound asleep, insert and inject. No fooling around. All the way up to the bulb and dispense the full dose into his intestines. Do not spare a drop.


Then, it will be a come-to-Jesus morning for both of you. His anal desire will have dissipated, but perhaps only temporarily, depending on your desire to improve yourself, walk with Jesus and be a GOOD wife to what was once a GOOD man.


You will be in my prayers that you never again disappoint a Christian man, led to sin by your character defects.


In Christ.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I believe that the Bible teaches us that if a man lies with other men he is no longer a man...

NO, IT DOESN'T. It says he should die, but he's still a man.

...My husband lost his right to rule the household when he gave up his manhood by masturbating to gay porn...

Where does the Bible say that?

...My father is stepping in to be the head of household...

Where does the Bible give him that right?

...I think castration is the only solution for my husband not to burn in hell.

Why don't you find out what the Bible says to do, by maybe reading it?

[ChristianMom1975]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

I believe that the Bible teaches us that if a man lies with other men he is no longer a man. My husband lost his right to rule the household when he gave up his manhood by masturbating to gay porn. My father is stepping in to be the head of household.

I think castration is the only solution for my husband not to burn in hell.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

and not some troll trying to shock them? Yeah, that'd be great.

Silly atheists. We cannot be shocked that easily. We follow a Holy Book that instructs us on the importance of administering angry welts and colorful bruises to our children (Proverbs 23:14; Proverbs 20:30; Proverbs 23:13); that explains a divine judicial system intertwined with marriage counseling that consists of publicly forcing a woman accused of adultery to drink poison to illicit an abortion if the child in her womb is not her husband's (Numbers 5:11-31); and how to appease an angry God so He won't rub our faces in our own pooh (Malachi 2:3), for He will cheerfully toss His Beloved Creation into the fiery pits of Hell should they fail to do so (Psalm 2:4). With friends like that, I fear no enemy! I can think of nothing a mere internet troll can say that would elicit shock!

Or where it gives you any authority to control your husband's actions?

Well now here I do quite agree with you. It's an appalling idea to castrate one's husband. Why, the Holy Bible is full of examples of the importance of a man's naughty-bits. For example, this is where oaths and contracts were secured (as the Bible hadn't been written yet). In the very first book of the Bible we read about Abraham's servant swearing to obey hes master's command to find a wife for Isaac, So the servant put his hand under the thigh of Abraham his master and swore to him concerning this matter. (Genesis 24:9).

Later, Jacob makes his son Joseph promise to bury him in Canaan, not Egypt. This promise is made in the same way, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh.... says Jacob.(Genesis 47:29) Because these men were to become the Patriarchs of the Faith of Christ, we can be assured this was all done with the utmost respect, decorum, and heterosexual intentions. Today's custom of men shaking their hands to "seal a deal" is reminiscent of this practice. Rather than pressing one man's palm against the round, dangling promise-keeper, he presses it against another man's naked, fleshy palm. This is why True Christian™ women don't shake hands, by the way, but I digress.

In any case, the thigh was considered the source of a man's posterity. The euphemism, "family jewels" recalls the importance of a man's intact manhood. To make sure no one was confused, the LORD made it a sin to be a part of the community of the faithful if a man's scrotum has been damaged (Deuteronomy 23:1), and it is why the fitting punishment of damaging a man's family pride is the loss of the offending hands (Deuteronomy 25:11). Jesus Christ Almighty Himself will come back one day, riding on a white horse, and we will know it is Him because His name will be written right there to formally identify Him as the Promise Fulfilled (Revelation 19:16).

I do implore our new friend to resist the temptation of castrating her husband. Besides, what a silly thing to do when prayer will suffice.