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  • Prayer Warrior
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by JourneyOfTruth View Post
    The answer to this issue is here, BUT Masturbation is NOT a sin. Read Genesis 38:9-10 again.

    The problem was Onan masturbated so he could continue getting a piece of his brothers wife instead of just getting her pregnant. The sin was not the masturbation. The sin was trying to keep some nookie on the side and tell God that "I'm trying man, I'm trying, she just won't get knocked up"

    It's not a sin. It was judged because of disobedience.

    This assumes no one else in the bible wanked-off except Odin. Really? thousands of years of having these attached and he's the first? not happening.
    Imagine, you're at a ticking time bomb. It has two wires, a green one and a red one. You know for certain the red one is safe, and that the green one may or may not be safe. Which wire do you cut? Masturbating is like cutting the green wire, there may be some exceptions where it is acceptable to masturbate, http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1...turbation.html but why take that chance when it comes to your eternal soul?

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  • Mary Thompson
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    Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Cut off your son's hands (Matthew 5:29), that way he will be saved from Hell and he will never masturbate again. However this is more of a light, practical form of punishment. If you want to make sure he can never read any of those awful magazines again, pluck out his eyes. Don't forget to beat him afterwards. He'll thank you when he doesn't go to Hell!
    YIC
    Mary Thompson.

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  • Freddy Osborne
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    Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by Erin500 View Post
    I am also considering one of those chastity device things for both of them
    Plastic tie wraps are cheaper.

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  • Erin500
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    Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Thanks. Went to get him up and i caught him right there Masturbating to some Magazine. I gave him a beating and made him pray to the Lord for the rest of the day. Both boy boys are beaten daily. It keeps them behaved and lets face it, letting them sit down all the time makes them lazy. I will try the poster for both of them. They know how i feel about it so i never thought i would have to deal with it. I am also considering one of those chastity device things for both of them

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  • Mother Of Seven
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    Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Erin my dear, Get a hold of this poster and put it on his bedroom wall above his bed.





    If that doesn't work, tie his hands behind his back before he goes to bed.

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  • Erin500
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    Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

    I caught my oldest son masturbating this morning, first time. Anyone got any suggestions? Its not right! Both are already beaten regularly.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by JourneyOfTruth View Post
    The problem was Onan masturbated so he could continue getting a piece of his brothers wife instead of just getting her pregnant. The sin was not the masturbation. The sin was trying to keep some nookie on the side and tell God that "I'm trying man, I'm trying, she just won't get knocked up"

    It's not a sin. It was judged because of disobedience.
    That's just what masturbation enthusiasts say.

    Originally posted by JourneyOfTruth View Post
    This assumes no one else in the bible wanked-off except Odin. Really? thousands of years of having these attached and he's the first? not happening.
    Does it surprise you to think the LORD created entire species that populated the globe from incestuous relations exclusively, twice, without horrifying genetic monstrosities but not humans who were capable of avoiding self-rape?

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by JourneyOfTruth View Post
    The answer to this issue is here, BUT Masturbation is NOT a sin. Read Genesis 38:9-10 again.

    The problem was Onan masturbated so he could continue getting a piece of his brothers wife instead of just getting her pregnant. The sin was not the masturbation. The sin was trying to keep some nookie on the side and tell God that "I'm trying man, I'm trying, she just won't get knocked up"

    It's not a sin. It was judged because of disobedience.

    This assumes no one else in the bible wanked-off except Odin. Really? thousands of years of having these attached and he's the first? not happening.
    I think you are reading too much into God's (unknowable mind). The scripture says Onan was seen by God plying his penile member to completion. For this he was killed.

    You infer far too much, young lady.

    YIC

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by JourneyOfTruth View Post
    This assumes no one else in the bible rude-worded-off except Odin.
    Odin is in the Bible?

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  • JourneyOfTruth
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post

    Genesis 38:9-10:

    And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

    Matthew 5:28:
    But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
    The answer to this issue is here, BUT Masturbation is NOT a sin. Read Genesis 38:9-10 again.

    The problem was Onan masturbated so he could continue getting a piece of his brothers wife instead of just getting her pregnant. The sin was not the masturbation. The sin was trying to keep some nookie on the side and tell God that "I'm trying man, I'm trying, she just won't get knocked up"

    It's not a sin. It was judged because of disobedience.

    This assumes no one else in the bible wanked-off except Odin. Really? thousands of years of having these attached and he's the first? not happening.

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  • Mother Of Seven
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by ilovestacyadamsboxer View Post
    i have already reported this to cps aka child protection services
    Now, hop off to the Introduction forum and tell us which church you attend and your favourite verse from the Bible. You also need to tell us how many sons you have borne for Jesus.

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  • Erin500
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    Re: Caught my son masturbating, what should I do?

    My sons are 12 and 13. Now they are getting older i am worried about catching them doing this but they know its wrong and will be severely punished for it but stilll, can't help being a little worried

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  • Wide-Open
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by ilovestacyadamsboxer View Post
    god didnt create hell you retard listen to yourself you sound so piffleing retarded why do you think theres a guy called satan
    I think we have a winner here...

    And who, may I ask, created Satan?

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  • ilovestacyadamsboxer
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    i have already reported this to cps aka child protection services

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  • ilovestacyadamsboxer
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    Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Could you be so kind as to post the scripture that backs up your claim that "God loves everyone no matter what."

    If that were true, what did God create hell for?

    god didnt create hell you retard listen to yourself you sound so fucking retarded why do you think theres a guy called satan

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