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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621
    #1

    Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

    WARNING! I HAVE UNCOVERED EVIDENCE OF THE WAYS IN WHICH DEMON-POSSESSED LIBERALS USE SECULAR COMIC BOOKS TO PUSH EXTREME ANTI-GOD, PRO-MURDER MESSAGES ON OUR CHILDREN! DO NOT READ ON IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 25, OR A WOMAN!
























    Words fail me, they really do.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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    • Sista Lateefah
      Honorary White Woman.
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2007
      • 522
      #2
      Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

      Brother Ira here.

      First off, let me thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention, Brother Temperance. Shortly after I married Lateefah, I decided to dispose of the comic book collection of her little niglets. However, I paused when I came to the Batman comics, because I always thought Batman was a Godly hero. Boy, was I ever wrong!

      One of the reasons why I thought he was Godly is because he knows how to put women in their place:



      This is how they con you, by making you think that you're providing your children with wholesome entertainment that teaches Christian family values. It changes quite drastically once you read further on, though.







      Note the suspicious white substance on Batman's face in this next panel. This will be important later.





      Believe it or not, after all this foul, homerotical language, it actually gets worse. Remember the white substance on Batman's face earlier? Well...




      Now the homer agenda of the Batman comics has been EXPOSED for all to see! Needless to say, those comic books were promptly burned and the only comics allowed in this house now are the tracts written by Jack Chick! GLORY!
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      "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

          Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
          Brother Ira here.

          First off, let me thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention, Brother Temperance. Shortly after I married Lateefah, I decided to dispose of the comic book collection of her little niglets. However, I paused when I came to the Batman comics, because I always thought Batman was a Godly hero. Boy, was I ever wrong!
          Oh, I thought everyone in their right minds knew to avoid Batman. How could anyone think a comic that publishes pornography like this on its front cover could possibly be innocent?
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          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131
              #4
              Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

              You are REALLY reaching here.
              For the love of candy, leave Spiderman alone!
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  You are REALLY reaching here.
                  For the love of candy, leave Spiderman alone!
                  In what way am I "reaching"? Certainly not to give Barack Osama a reacharound, which is what every 12-year-old in America would be doing if you Planned Parenthood liberal types had their way. How can you claim this is remotely innocent?


                  He orders children to go to Planned Parenthood and claims that masturbation is not harmful! How much worse could it be?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892
                      #6
                      Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

                      Disgusting!!

                      These comics seem to contain almost as much evil as Harry Potter.
                      I say we start organizing a comic-burning at once.
                      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 07-27-2007, 05:16 PM.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • BIRDBRAIN2008
                          Unsaved TrashMario Pusher
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 31
                          #7
                          Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

                          Do you people not know the difference between what is real and what is fantasy?
                          Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

                              Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
                              Do you people not know the difference between what is real and what is fantasy?
                              What the Devil are you talking about? Yes, of course we know the difference - the Lord God is real and evolution is fantasy, it's as simple as that. What does that have to do with anything? Of course, Spider-Man (unlike spider-demons) is made-up, but those comics are real - and so, sadly, are condoms. Now, do you have a point?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                • BIRDBRAIN2008
                                  Unsaved TrashMario Pusher
                                   
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 31
                                  #9
                                  Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

                                  Point being you can't answer a simple question. So, do you know the difference between reality and fantasy?
                                  Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

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                                    • Brother Temperance
                                      Senior Usher
                                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                      A very nice young man
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 15621
                                      #10
                                      Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

                                      Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
                                      Point being you can't answer a simple question. So, do you know the difference between reality and fantasy?
                                      Let's go over this again, shall we? You asked:
                                      Originally posted by BLOODBATH2008 View Post
                                      Do you people not know the difference between what is real and what is fantasy?
                                      So I replied:
                                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                      Yes, of course we know the difference - the Lord God is real and evolution is fantasy, it's as simple as that.
                                      In what way did I not answer your question? Are you some kind of a Stalinist? Are you being deliberately obtuse to enrage us? God will not be mocked!
                                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                        • BIRDBRAIN2008
                                          Unsaved TrashMario Pusher
                                           
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 31
                                          #11
                                          Re: Never, NEVER, allow your children to read seculiar "comics"!

                                          Thank you for your wonderful insight
                                          Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

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