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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #16
    Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    Abortion decisions are sick no matter how you want to slice it.
    Seeker, sweetie?
    Cram a sock in it, okay?
    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 08-23-2007, 05:26 AM.
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    • Seeker
      Thank you Pastor Pistle!
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2007
      • 966

      #17
      Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Seeker, sweetie?
      Cram a sock in it, okay?
      So your conscience wants to express or confess?

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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      • Old Man Hatchet
        Super Moderator
        Beloved Church Elder
        World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2084

        #18
        Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        You sexist male chauvinists would be singing a different tune if women were placed in power of the decision of whether or not to make men eunuchs.
        No, we would be singing the same tune only in a higher octave. Your point is hardly congruous to the topic of abortion. Refrain from making such outlandish comparisons. And is it possible for you to make a post without making reference to male anatomy, you insatiable harlot? You are probably envisioning the manly bits betwixt my legs as you read this. Control yourself, lecherous witch!

        You have no right to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her own body.
        All women are subject to my authority. I have told complete strangers to go wash themselves because they were wearing an excessive amount of perfume. You can be certain that if a woman wants to have a child ripped from her private area I will be sticking my nose in it. By "it" I mean the whole business of abortion, not her private area. Control yourself, salacious demon!

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #19
          Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          You sexist male chauvinists would be singing a different tune if women were placed in power of the decision of whether or not to make men eunuchs.
          And? We would be singing a different tune if ragheads were Christians and dinosaurs could fly and insects had six legs. Here at Landover, we deal in Biblical truths, not wild unprovable hypotheses.
          Originally posted by Rachael Van Menustrating
          You have no right to tell a woman what she can and can't do with her own body.
          Don't worry, it's not often that we tell a woman that she can do something.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Amara
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Aug 2007
            • 12

            #20
            Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Mother Glendora means QUEER.
            If you look in the dictionary "queer" just means "weird", even though queer is used as slang for "homosexual".

            Originally posted by Seeker View Post
            Abortion decisions are sick no matter how you want to slice it.
            I completely agree with you, Seeker. Abortions are just plain wrong!

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            ...and insects had six legs. Here at Landover, we deal in Biblical truths, not wild unprovable hypotheses.
            That's actually one of the things that characterizes an insect.
            Every angel has a shadow

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #21
              Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

              Originally posted by Amara View Post
              If you look in the dictionary "queer" just means "weird", even though queer is used as slang for "homosexual".
              Homosexual / queer. Two words, same meaning, yes? Certainly you don't think homosexuality is "normal"
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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                Originally posted by Amara View Post
                If you look in the dictionary "queer" just means "weird", even though queer is used as slang for "homosexual".
                And? Queers are weird.
                That's actually one of the things that characterizes an insect.
                You've never read the Holy Bible, have you?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #23
                  Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Seeker, sweetie?
                  Cram a sock in it, okay?
                  Seeker may not be a True Christian, but she is certainly seeking! Instead of trying to stifle someone who is opening her heart to Jesus, instead of opening your legs for the Sixth Fleet as your dark master commands, if you're not going to open your heart for Jesus, the least you can do is lock yourself in your cellar and be grateful that suckular laws don't allow us to speed you on your way to Hell!
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                  • Seeker
                    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 966

                    #24
                    Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    Seeker may not be a True Christian, but she is certainly seeking! Instead of trying to stifle someone who is opening her heart to Jesus, instead of opening your legs for the Sixth Fleet as your dark master commands, if you're not going to open your heart for Jesus, the least you can do is lock yourself in your cellar and be grateful that suckular laws don't allow us to speed you on your way to Hell!
                    Thank you sister Mary Magdeline for being such a great sister in christ who stands behind her man always.
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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #25
                      Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Seeker, sweetie?
                      Cram a sock in it, okay?
                      Way to forfeit the argument, child killer.
                      It's obvious you have nothing even remotely intelligent to say.. as usual with mindless harlots like you.


                      It's also obvious that's really your conscience speaking so..
                      Next time, keep your legs closed, and don't you even try reaching for that cloth hanger, you filthy murderer.
                      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-24-2007, 04:08 AM.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232

                        #26
                        Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                        Let men make the abortion decision?

                        What an excellent idea. I give it my approval - just as soon as men can become pregnant & give birth.
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • Seeker
                          Thank you Pastor Pistle!
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 966

                          #27
                          Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                          If every Republican that is so against abortion would just adopt all those crack babies, teen pregnancies, fly to China and save the girls, take in all the down sydrome kids, have a foster plan for all the children in the world waiting for a home, then I might just listen to them.

                          But it looks like all they want to do is shout from the pulpit and the whitehouse how wrong it is, but they have no action to back up those words. Oh yeah, abstinence. That would be WWJD.

                          But maybe it could be part of Gods plan because we are cursed born into this world anyway.

                          If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892

                            #28
                            Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                            Originally posted by lilith View Post
                            What an excellent idea. I give it my approval - just as soon as men can become pregnant & give birth.
                            Yeah, cause no woman has ever gotten pregnant because of a man..


                            Since you aren't the one responisble for creating the child, but only the storage of it, one would be an idiot to let you decide it's fate.
                            If I rent warehouse space, that doesn't mean that the owner of the warehouse owns the stuff I put in there. Now does it?


                            Here's a better idea:
                            If you don't want to give birth, then don't get pregnant, you lazy & reckless whore.
                            Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-25-2007, 10:15 AM.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #29
                              Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                              Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                              If every Republican that is so against abortion would just adopt all those crack babies, teen pregnancies, fly to China and save the girls, take in all the down sydrome kids, have a foster plan for all the children in the world waiting for a home, then I might just listen to them.
                              Are you against wife-beating? Because if you're prepared to cook steaks for every man in the world without backsassing them, then I might just listen to you. What about the bleeding-heart demonrats who don't think that rapists and pie thieves should be killed? Do you think they should all be raped and have pie thieves living in their cellars before you'll listen to them?
                              But it looks like all they want to do is shout from the pulpit and the whitehouse how wrong it is, but they have no action to back up those words. Oh yeah, abstinence. That would be WWJD.
                              Was that supposed to be sarcasm? Because, you know, Jesus definitely didn't practise abstinence, so your sarcasm is, like, totally effective.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • lilith
                                Night Hag
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1232

                                #30
                                Re: Let Men Make Abortion Decision

                                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                Yeah, cause no woman has ever gotten pregnant because of a man..


                                Since you aren't the one responisble for creating the child, but only the storage of it, one would be an idiot to let you decide it's fate.
                                If I rent warehouse space, that doesn't mean that the owner of the warehouse owns the stuff I put in there. Now does it?


                                Here's a better idea:
                                If you don't want to give birth, then don't get pregnant, you lazy & reckless whore.

                                This may come as something of a shock to you - with only your limited "Christian knowledge" of reproduction - but in fact it requires TWO people,(one male,one female) to start a pregnancy.
                                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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