[WWJDnow]

Re: Castrating my son?

If you can't resist the urge of Onanism, try rape instead.

No doubt, that is the position of Catholic clergymen. Hell, everyone knows that Catholic pulpits have "glory holes" that allow the altar boys to service the bishops and priests and deacons during the interminable masses they celebrate.

Rape has severe consequences, however. According to the Bible, rapists should be stoned to death and, even worse, they're forced to marry the woman or girl whom they raped. So I can't recommend it.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: Castrating my son?

I know that this thred is so old to the point that the boy has already become a Married man by this point, but i feel to give an advice to the sinners who keeps coming there: If you can't resist the urge of Onanism, try rape instead.

The godly St. Thomas Aquinas clearly stated that onanists, sodomites and furries are all in the same place among sinners, for their improductive acts. Rapists, on the other hand, do lesser damage to God's patience and can always be forgiven, since they can give birth to new soldiers of Christ!
Note: Be careful to not rape another men, as many of them nowdays dress like women.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Castrating my son?

Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick)
That's not what the Bible says. You really should read it so you know what the f you're talking about here.

Your ego and weakness is what keeps you away from the word of the lordd, If you were a true christian you would accept your failure and sacrifice your flesh for forgiveness.

What part of "Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick" makes you think he's a True Christian™?

Regardless of..my status in this church [..blah ..blah ..etc]

It's not all about you.

Malachi 3:17 - 4:2 They shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him. Then shall ye return, and discern between the righteous and the wicked, between him that serveth God and him that serveth him not. For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch. But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.

Christians have died to self. Knowing that we were conceived in sin, born already deserving of torture, less than worthless. (Because worthless things don't even deserve torture.) But now humbled to know that we will be counted as jewels. Wouldn't you like to be a jewel?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Castrating my son?

Regardless of my status in this church, You as woman have to know your place when talking to a man
1 Timothy 2:12: I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.

Oh good grief, if you think asking a question is exercising authority over a man, you must be one extremely submissive cuck.

[TendiesMuncher]

Re: Castrating my son?

What part of "Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick" makes you think he's a True Christian™?

Regardless of my status in this church, You as woman have to know your place when talking to a man
1 Timothy 2:12: I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Castrating my son?

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God does not want you to masturbate:

Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."

Earlier in the thread there was a reference to Genesis chapter 38. I noticed the word "also" which I've highlighted. The background is that Judah had three sons named Er, Onan and Shelah.

Judah decided to obtain a wife for Er (the eldest) so went out and got Tamar, after which things went downhill noticeably. God was paying attention and saw Er being revolting so killed him on the spot. Details are not provided mercifully but it doesn't take much imagination does it. Wishing to do the right thing, Judah reassigned Onan (the middle son) to Tamar and here I'd like to consider something for a moment.

¶ Er was old enough to be married and presumably capable of siring progeny. Otherwise why would Judah have put himself out to acquire Tamar? Clearly she knew what was expected and even though Er was a fiend. Zap! .he was the only son to have attempted this deed. If in fact he had. Which is doubtful. When Onan was sent in, the prospect was not to his liking. God was watching. God was not amused. God killed him. Now the youngest son had not reached adolescence and Er had just been given his first wife so it seems likely that Onan was around the age of the youth under discussion here, for whom a remedy is sought.

Judah (the boys' father) knew there'd be a delay before Tamar could be transferred to Shelah (the youngest and now only surviving son) but saw a pattern and identified a risk. What did he do? Got rid of Tamar.

Genesis 38:11 Then said Judah to Tamar his daughter in law, Remain a widow at thy father's house, till Shelah my son be grown: for he said, Lest peradventure he die also, as his brethren did. And Tamar went and dwelt in her father's house.

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Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

It's pretty obvious that whatever went wrong with Er and Onan was (in their father's estimation) likely afflict Shelah too. He says so! Were either of them looking on this Tamar to lust after her? Evidently not. Could it be something other than female humans that's being fixated upon here? In these days of intersectionality and 399 genders at last count a corugender tree or even the implement of discipline itself could very well turn the tables, given the heathen influence all around as was certainly the case for Onan and Er. Their father after all had gotten them with a Canaanite woman.

Genesis 38:2-3a And Judah saw there a daughter of a certain Canaanite, whose name was Shuah; and he took her, and went in unto her. And she conceived

Unlike the wretched daughter-in-law, now holed up as a double widow in her father's house waiting for the next son to grow up. Perhaps a family discussion, before or during a meal maybe, would be the place to described what happened to Onan and Er and find out what fixations had developed? Satan will resist that but by insisting and getting the whole family to make suggestions (referring to my gender list [linked above] or pointing to illustrations in newspapers & magazines) no doubt any embarrassment would be overcome and beatings less often required. The alternative, in accordance with Scripture, may need to be applied anyway but it's got to be worth a try.

[Dana723]

Re: Castrating my son?

Your ego and weakness is what keeps you away from the word of the lordd, If you were a true christian you would accept your failure and sacrifice your flesh for forgiveness.

Silly troll! Didymus is no more a True Christian than you are a responsible member contributing to society in a positive way!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Castrating my son?

you would accept your failure and sacrifice your flesh for forgiveness.

Failure is what used to happen, an inheritance from Adam who was contaminated by Eve, which is called sin.

Christians however do not sin. The Bible explains that sin is IMPOSSIBLE for a Christian. Perhaps in your introduction you could find that Scripture reference? I'll give you a start - read through I.John, around about the middle.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Castrating my son?

If you were a true christian

What part of "Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick" makes you think he's a True Christian™?

[Basilissa]

Re: Castrating my son?

That's not what the Bible says. You really should read it so you know what the f you're talking about here.


btw your pic needs moar Bible and guns

Your ego and weakness is what keeps you away from the word of the lordd, If you were a true christian you would accept your failure and sacrifice your flesh for forgiveness.

That's what our Godly Pastors have been trying to tell this confused atheist for years, to no avail. (And please note that they have been doing so using much better syntax and spelling). Why do you think he'll listen to you, sweetie?

[Isabella White]

Re: Castrating my son?

Your ego and weakness is what keeps you away from the word of the lordd, If you were a true christian you would accept your failure and sacrifice your flesh for forgiveness.

Dear Miss Muncher: The path to our friendly Introduction Forum is at the following link, and you are required to post a proper message there, to introduce yourself to the blessed servants of Almighty :

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Please note our simple requests at the top of the page, which I shall place here:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[TendiesMuncher]

Re: Castrating my son?

That's not what the Bible says. You really should read it so you know what the f you're talking about here.


btw your pic needs moar Bible and guns

Your ego and weakness is what keeps you away from the word of the lordd, If you were a true christian you would accept your failure and sacrifice your flesh for forgiveness.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Castrating my son?

If you failed parenting then ur the one who should be castrated...

That's not what the Bible says. You really should read it so you know what the f you're talking about here.


btw your pic needs moar Bible and guns

[TendiesMuncher]

Re: Castrating my son?

We had to castrate my oldest boy. I noticed when he turned 16 he was becoming aroused by the beatings.

If you failed parenting then ur the one who should be castrated
"Thou who misguide their child shall be emasculated" -Isaac Newton 14:88

[TendiesMuncher]

Re: Castrating my son?

I'm wearing my grandma's underwear and I LIKE IT