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  • #121
    Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

    #5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
    mmm. No Thanks

    #4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
    Nothing like slutty behavior!

    #3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
    Postive effect of the internet

    #2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
    ?

    #1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
    Are you scared of girl power.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • #122
      Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

      Originally posted by LordsLesbian View Post
      #5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
      mmm. No Thanks

      #4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
      Nothing like slutty behavior!

      #3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
      Postive effect of the internet

      #2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
      ?

      #1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
      Are you scared of girl power.

      Are you scared of GOD power??? Because you really should be!!!

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      • #123
        Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

        No. God loves me also. I pray to her every night
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • #124
          Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

          Originally posted by LordsLesbian View Post
          No. God loves me also. I pray to her every night
          HER???!!! Dude, you've lost your freaking mind. That is, if you had one to start with

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          • #125
            Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

            I have not lost my mind. I pray to God and she answers my prayers
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • #126
              Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

              Originally posted by LordsLesbian View Post
              I have not lost my mind. I pray to God and she answers my prayers
              Please repeat after me until you regain sanity:

              God
              Is
              Male.

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              • #127
                Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                Then why does she answer my prayers.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • #128
                  Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                  Originally posted by LordsLesbian View Post
                  Then why does she answer my prayers.
                  "She" doesn't, it is mere coincidence, you foolish harlot!!! Imaginary beings can't do anything!!!!

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                  • #129
                    Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                    Originally posted by Angelique View Post
                    "She" doesn't, it is mere coincidence, you foolish harlot!!! Imaginary beings can't do anything!!!!
                    Are you saying God is not real and she does not exist. You will go to hell for not believing in God.

                    Why would you call me a harlot. What have I done to you. Please pray to God and ask her to forgive you.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • #130
                      Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                      Originally posted by LordsLesbian View Post
                      Are you saying God is not real and she does not exist. You will go to hell for not believing in God.

                      Why would you call me a harlot. What have I done to you. Please pray to God and ask her to forgive you.
                      I believe in the REAL God, and HE, that is correct, HE will send YOU to hell for worshiping false gods!!! Further more, I called you a harlot because I could not think of a better term that wouldn't be CENSORED!!!

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                      • #131
                        Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                        Originally posted by Angelique View Post
                        I believe in the REAL God, and HE, that is correct, HE will send YOU to hell for worshiping false gods!!! Further more, I called you a harlot because I could not think of a better term that wouldn't be CENSORED!!!
                        I do believe in the REAL GOD. The God that sent her son Jesus to world. I love God & Jesus. I will pray for you for thinking and saying such sinful words.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • #132
                          Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                          Angelique. I have prayed for you and sent you a Hug & a Kiss since you are fellow sister of the lord.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • #133
                            Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                            Originally posted by LordsLesbian View Post
                            Angelique. I have prayed for you and sent you a Hug & a Kiss since you are fellow sister of the lord.
                            Listen to me, and listen good. First of all, God is not female, ok???? That is just ridiculous!!!! Second, learn how to use the SHIFT key!! When talking about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, ALWAYS begin "Lord" with a CAPITAL "L", you hear? Third, don't put me in your silly little prayers to FALSE gods, got it??

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                            • #134
                              Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                              I will take your kind words and remember to spell Lord with a capital "L". I am sure God will be merciful and forgive me. She is caring and loving. I will pray for you and tell the Lord that you did not mean to call her a false God. My thoughts are with you, my fellow sister of the Lord.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • #135
                                Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                                Oh gosh, you have inspired me so much! thank you for that lovely post!






                                cranky old man.

                                first of all, STFU.

                                people like you are part of the reason the world still sucks.
                                the world, which by the way, IS FREAKING ROUND.

                                you kind of people are the ones who should rot in hell.

                                but you know what,
                                GOD IS MERCIFUL TO EVERYONE
                                so you probably arent going to.

                                god loves everyone.
                                black, white, asian, european, whatever the hell else there is.

                                if someone is gay, straight, transexual or whatever,
                                guess what?

                                GOD MADE THEM THAT WAY ON PURPOSE.

                                so ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO DIE IN A FIRE.



                                By the way:
                                IM A FEMALE.
                                IM WHITE AND HISPANIC
                                and i dont care whether or not you say im going to hell,
                                because i have a great relationship with God, and he has helped me through things that i couldnt have gotten through without him.
                                god loves me, regardless of what you idiots all say.

                                PEACE OUT B*TCHES
                                Last edited by Felicity; 06-25-2010, 06:08 AM. Reason: Made screaming large letters smaller

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