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    Our First Child.

    My wife is currently going on her 5th month of pregnancy. Our first child. A boy. We've already decided on a name for him. I guess I am looking for some advise from fellow Christians who have kids, as this is our first child. I don't want to be too strict, but not too lenient either.

    Thank You in advance.
    Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22
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  • #2
    Re: Our First Child.

    Make sure you spank him enough. You don't want to have a gay baby.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Our First Child.

      Swaddle him so he won't be gay.
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      • #4
        Re: Our First Child.

        Yes. I do not want a gay son.
        Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22

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        • #5
          Re: Our First Child.

          Congratulations on your wife and your's first child.

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          • #6
            Re: Our First Child.

            @Chemistry being strict is better if you want your child to go to Heaven! #Proverbs 13:24
            I Jesus!

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            • #7
              Re: Our First Child.

              I do plan on being strict.
              I've already told my wife some of the things I want done once he is a teenager, but that wont be for awhile.
              Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22

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              • #8
                Re: Our First Child.

                Originally posted by Chemistry View Post
                I do plan on being strict.
                I've already told my wife some of the things I want done once he is a teenager, but that wont be for awhile.
                Remember, to make sure the child obeys you from the moment he is born. If you tell him to stop crying he's better be sure to stop crying, and if he doesn't, don't hesitate to use the rod on him. It's the way God tells us to train up our children.
                Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



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                • #9
                  Re: Our First Child.

                  Congratulations on your first child Brother. GLORY it's a boy! It's often embarrassing when a couple has a girl first born...it means the man doesn't have very strong "swimmers" and is a very strong disappointment to the LORD.

                  Anyway, this thread is on how to parent children the GODLY way. It's pure gold. The advice is GODLY, solid, tried and true by GOD'S very own Elect.

                  Enjoy!

                  Making children behave in Church. - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15795
                  A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Our First Child.

                    Thank you. When I learned of my wife being pregnant, we both prayed that our first born would be a boy, and thus, our prayers were answered.

                    Thank you very much for the link, I shall check it out right now.
                    Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22

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                    • #11
                      Re: Our First Child.

                      You may also be interested in this thread

                      Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2669
                      At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).


                      Just in case your baby is gay.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Our First Child.

                        I strongly hope my son is not gay.
                        Thank you again for the helpful links.
                        Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22

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