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  • worried_for_america
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2007
    • 8
    #31
    Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

    This is such a great idea, my son will willingly blow himself up in the name of the lord. Thankyou for opening my eyes!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551
        #32
        Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

        Originally posted by worried_for_america View Post
        This is such a great idea, my son will willingly blow himself up in the name of the lord. Thankyou for opening my eyes!!
        How old is your son?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • worried_for_america
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2007
            • 8
            #33
            Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            How old is your son?

            5 years old

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551
                #34
                Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                Originally posted by worried_for_america View Post
                5 years old
                Well, let's hope he hasn't turned queer already. Do you give him Godly beatings on a regular basis, as the Bible commands?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • worried_for_america
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 8
                    #35
                    Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Well, let's hope he hasn't turned queer already. Do you give him Godly beatings on a regular basis, as the Bible commands?
                    I do now u told me to. Thank you.

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                      • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                        Resident ex-satanist
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 488
                        #36
                        Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                        I really think you guys might be onto something, what with the blowing up of christian children. Not only does it raise hell but it also saves me the trouble of finding the little brats and whacking them myself. I for one second the proposal.
                        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                          • JudasReborn
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 76
                            #37
                            Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                            Go to Hell. All of you.
                            For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."

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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892
                                #38
                                Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                                Originally posted by JudasReborn View Post
                                Go to Hell. All of you.
                                Why the anger?
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                  • JudasReborn
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                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 76
                                    #39
                                    Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                                    First of all, I'm sorry for angrily yelling.
                                    But, you people want to force children into killing
                                    themselves AND others? That's... It would make
                                    Jesus himself cry. And no, not out of being proud.
                                    Also, it's cowardly. "I want to fight fire with fire
                                    and be a religious extremist against muslims but
                                    I'm too afraid to bomb myself so I'll send my children,
                                    who, for some reason, are not innocent, so that
                                    I will live."
                                    For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."

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                                      • SalvationSeeker
                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 3892
                                        #40
                                        Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                                        Originally posted by JudasReborn View Post
                                        First of all, I'm sorry for angrily yelling.
                                        But, you people want to force children into killing
                                        themselves AND others? That's... It would make
                                        Jesus himself cry. And no, not out of being proud.
                                        Also, it's cowardly. "I want to fight fire with fire
                                        and be a religious extremist against muslims but
                                        I'm too afraid to bomb myself so I'll send my children,
                                        who, for some reason, are not innocent, so that
                                        I will live."
                                        Can you atleast try typing like a normal person?
                                        As for what you're saying, we've about had it with your uneducated OPINIONS:
                                        If you have something to say, then present chapter and verse in support of it.
                                        Otherwise, it's better if you just stay silent.

                                        Cause if you have nothing real to say, don't say anything at all.
                                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                          • JudasReborn
                                            Unsaved trash
                                             
                                            • Dec 2007
                                            • 76
                                            #41
                                            Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                                            Same goes for you, my confused friend.
                                            You want bible?
                                            Judas 5:23: Thus, a child is born. And in it's newfound innocence, it shalth be protected from the unholy society, as it will come fourth a believer.
                                            For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."

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                                              • SalvationSeeker
                                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 3892
                                                #42
                                                Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                                                Originally posted by JudasReborn View Post
                                                Same goes for you, my confused friend.
                                                You want bible?
                                                Judas 5:23: Thus, a child is born. And in it's newfound innocence, it shalth be protected from the unholy society, as it will come fourth a believer.

                                                You made that up yourself...
                                                And that is a grave offense here, we can tolerate your childish attempts at insults and empty-headedness..
                                                Because we are so used to sinners like you coming in here, displaying those very characteristics.

                                                BUT making up false Bible-verses is a VERY grave offense!
                                                Get out of line like that again, and you'll be put on Moderation.
                                                You either contribute, or you have no place here.
                                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                  • JudasReborn
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                     
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 76
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                                                    Well, SORRY mr. Jesus, for trying to make this guy
                                                    realise that killing children is wrong.
                                                    But, this is very funny. You actually looked it up!
                                                    Either that, or... You know the Bible out of your head.
                                                    Which is pathetic, seeing as you need not know the
                                                    words to know the wisdom.
                                                    For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."

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                                                      • SalvationSeeker
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 3892
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                                                        Originally posted by JudasReborn View Post
                                                        Well, SORRY mr. Jesus, for trying to make this guy
                                                        realise that killing children is wrong.
                                                        But, this is very funny. You actually looked it up!
                                                        Either that, or... You know the Bible out of your head.
                                                        Which is pathetic,
                                                        Look it up? Are you kidding?
                                                        Even if I didn't have the entire Bible memorized.. (But I do.)
                                                        Everyone knows there is no book of Judas in the Bible, fool!
                                                        Nor does the KJV1611 use that kind of language.
                                                        Better people than you have tried to come up with false Bible verses:
                                                        And yours didn't even look real in the slightest.

                                                        seeing as you need not know the
                                                        words to know the wisdom.
                                                        How stupid can you actually get?
                                                        You seem to constantly break the records here..
                                                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                          • JudasReborn
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                             
                                                            • Dec 2007
                                                            • 76
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: A proposal: child suicide bombers for Christ

                                                            There originally was a book of Judas, a testament
                                                            found in an acvheological site. The church tried
                                                            it's best ot conceal it, as it contained texts that
                                                            contradicted certain beliefs of the current church.
                                                            Google it, you know it to be true.

                                                            And... KJV1611? That's ridiculous.
                                                            For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."

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