Fulla: Satan's Daughter

[Old Man Hatchet]

The terrorists are using a new weapon, and it's infinitely more sinister than a car bomb or a hijacked airplane. It's a doll, and it very well may destroy our American way of life if we are not vigilant.




The terrorists have been manufacturing Fulla in the hopes of beguiling American girls into their Godless way of life. If the sale of these demon-dolls goes unchecked, we could have an entire generation of women who grow beards and refuse to bathe. They will make falafel instead of hamburgers. They will worship the moon instead of the Son. They will try to replace the family Bible with the Koran. They will drive bomb-laden cars into busy supermarkets and banks. Friends, women are terrible drivers, so one scarcely notices when a member of the weaker sex drives into a building. Our apathy towards reckless female drivers is exactly what the terrorists wish to prey upon.

The enemies of God know that women are mindless and impressionable, especially young girls. They are our great nation's Achille's heel. The threat is real. The dolls are out there. What are you going to do to stop the Arabization of our great country?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Fulla: Satan's Daughter

Perhaps we should blind all of our daughters by rubbing quicklime in their eyes? If they can't see the doll, the danger it poses to them will be greatly reduced.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fulla: Satan's Daughter

I noticed the package has beads for counting. Are we sure these aren't catlicker dolls?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Fulla: Satan's Daughter

That's why we have gated communities and home schooling. Of course that's fine for us, but what about the masses? The end times are coming.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Fulla: Satan's Daughter

It's a doll, and it very well may destroy our American way of life if we are not vigilant.

Right you are, Brother. The "tolerant," "accepting" hellbound trash may say that it's just a doll, but it's only a short jump from "It's just a doll; if you don't like it, don't buy one" to "It's just a same-sex wedding; if you don't like it, don't particpate" and then "It's just a statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary; if you don't like it, don't bow down and worship it."