[TC Patriot]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

Just a few quick words on waterboarding.

It is Godly and very much like baptism. It would not work on any True Christians because it is a Godly thing but when used on a Mudslime or some other enemy of Jesus they become terrified.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

Excuse me for asking, but might I know the town in which you live in? It is quite rare to find a town with inhabitants that would take such matters into their own hands.

You think I'm going to give my address to some atheist I met on the internet? Sorry, but I do not want to be kidnapped and raped to death.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

She was a determined evildoer. She is now in Hell, where she will offend the Lord no more.

I'm still pretty much convinced that she was possessed by demons. Her ability to continue sinning no matter what was beyond human abilities. It's too bad she died before you could get her an exorcism.

Good luck on the search for a new wife.

[Irrational Dissenter]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

She was a determined evildoer. She is now in Hell, where she will offend the Lord no more.

Excuse me for asking, but might I know the town in which you live in? It is quite rare to find a town with inhabitants that would take such matters into their own hands.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

I see, odd that she could still be a part of such a thing despite the punishment you afflicted upon her. One would think that she would not only be mentally incapable, but also physically.

She was a determined evildoer. She is now in Hell, where she will offend the Lord no more.

[Irrational Dissenter]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...B+Billy+Single

Ethel was stoned to death by unknown persons shortly following her involvement in a lesbian porno. It was divine retribution.

I see, odd that she could still be a part of such a thing despite the punishment you afflicted upon her. One would think that she would not only be mentally incapable, but also physically.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

Hold on, Ethel has passed on? What caused that?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=48175&highlight=Ethel+Dead%3B+Billy+Single

Ethel was stoned to death by unknown persons shortly following her involvement in a lesbian porno. It was divine retribution.

[Irrational Dissenter]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

So if a White House adviser says it's legal, then it's legal, right?

Technically, yes. So long as the senate passes it, then the Executive branch, IE the White House, gets to let it be official. Although, a random person in the White House doesn't get to make the decision.

[HolyPatriot]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

No because I am married. But you better believe that I would fight and scream because if I just laid there I am as worthy of death as he is.

And why do I always get the feeling that you atheists think this is a loophole for finding a wife.

No way! I think that you should never marry your rapist! Unless somehow the rapist is a good person i guess? Thank you for answering.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

Nope, the government or military has that authority. I suppose I could go out and torture someone myself, but that isn't something that I am going to do.

So if a White House adviser says it's legal, then it's legal, right?

[Irrational Dissenter]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

So who decides? You?

Nope, the government or military has that authority. I suppose I could go out and torture someone myself, but that isn't something that I am going to do.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

Question: If you were raped would you actually marry your rapist? Even if he's a fat ugly old satanist? No offense directly to you.

No because I am married. But you better believe that I would fight and scream because if I just laid there I am as worthy of death as he is.

And why do I always get the feeling that you atheists think this is a loophole for finding a wife.

[HolyPatriot]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

So who decides? You?

Question: If you were raped would you actually marry your rapist? Even if he's a fat ugly old satanist? No offense directly to you.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

What? I said that it is torture. I was just also pointing out that torture could be used in some cases.

So who decides? You?

[Irrational Dissenter]

Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

So you admit it is not torture. Good to know.

What? I said that it is torture. I was just also pointing out that torture could be used in some cases.