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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #496
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

    Originally posted by mbartelsm View Post
    Sorry to interrupt this peaceful thread, but what is going on here? I'm confused, is this site an actual Christian site or is it a mock?
    Dear friend:

    If this were a mock, why would we be so careful to preach Christianity and the Holy Bible exactly as they are, so that people can see them for what they are? Wouldn't we distort them to make them somehow funny?
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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    • Sean Le Clair
      Unsaved trash, teenaged cannuckistani
      • Nov 2011
      • 6

      #497
      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

      THANK YOU!
      But wait...no one will do anything because of the narrowness ingrained in their thought process. Fact is, something isn't right here, we can damn eachother to hell the for the rest of the thread, OR; we could look into it and IF SOMETHING
      A good man: "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you".

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #498
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        Originally posted by Sean Le Clair View Post
        THANK YOU!
        But wait...no one will do anything because of the narrowness ingrained in their thought process.
        True. All these pedophiles from 4chan come here and insist that, since their depraved buddies have made a knock-off of Pediabear called "Pedobear", it means everyone here must hate Pediabear
        .

        Even though the Pediabear line of storybooks has been around since long, long before 4chan.
        Fact is, something isn't right here, we can damn eachother to hell the for the rest of the thread, OR; we could look into it and IF SOMETHING
        "If" is not a verb. It is not possible to "IF something".

        Did you perhaps forget to finish your thought?

        And nobody here can damn anyone else to Hell. That is God's job. We simply tell you what the Bible says, since He has told us through it who He will damn to an eternity of torment in His Lake of Fire.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Sean Le Clair
          Unsaved trash, teenaged cannuckistani
          • Nov 2011
          • 6

          #499
          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

          Message was cut off for some reason sorry. then it did not let me post the rest of my message. Sorry for the horrid grammar folks!

          Paratus
          A good man: "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you".

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          • Mary-Yves Lapierre
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 189

            #500
            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

            Originally posted by Sean Le Clair View Post
            Message was cut off for some reason sorry. then it did not let me post the rest of my message. Sorry for the horrid grammar folks!

            Paratus
            Then please complete your thoughts Parasitus!.

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            • Sean Le Clair
              Unsaved trash, teenaged cannuckistani
              • Nov 2011
              • 6

              #501
              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

              Where do you get off on insulting your own Nationalities Armed Forces? We are here to protect you so you may voice your thoughts on God. Paratus means "Prepare" in Latin, the Hastings and Prince Edward Regiment earned it with every drop of blood that was spilt on every mission they accomplished, outnumbered, and carried on through adversity with a grin on their faces. You can mock me, but do not mock the Regiment. You owe your life to it.

              God Save the Queen,
              Paratus
              A good man: "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you".

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #502
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                Originally posted by Sean Le Clair View Post
                Where do you get off on insulting your own Nationalities Armed Forces? We are here to protect you so you may voice your thoughts on God. Paratus means "Prepare" in Latin, the Hastings and Prince Edward Regiment earned it with every drop of blood that was spilt on every mission they accomplished, outnumbered, and carried on through adversity with a grin on their faces. You can mock me, but do not mock the Regiment. You owe your life to it.

                God Save the Queen,
                Paratus
                Parasitus, this is a Christian church's discussion forum, based in the Godly United States, not Godless Communist Canuckistan.

                And we don't speak Latin, the language of the Catholic Cult.

                We're here to discuss Jesus and the Bible and Salvation, not your perverse obsession with mounting Mounties!

                This thread, of course, is about Pediabear.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Sean Le Clair
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged cannuckistani
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 6

                  #503
                  Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                  Do not believe I mentioned any of those things, and English along with many other languages is derived from Latin. Hope you Yanks down in the southern states of the usa can understand that. By the way, when did mocking a fellow man ever become okay in the Bible. Jesus preached understanding and compassion. Not childish name calling and ignorance.
                  Nice underwear Felicity.
                  A good man: "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you".

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #504
                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                    Originally posted by Sean Le Clair View Post
                    Do not believe I mentioned any of those things, and English along with many other languages is derived from Latin. Hope you Yanks down in the southern states of the usa can understand that. By the way, when did mocking a fellow man ever become okay in the Bible. Jesus preached understanding and compassion. Not childish name calling and ignorance.
                    Really?

                    Matthew 3:7
                    But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?


                    And since you're not keen on reading the Bible, why not check out this great retelling of Matthew 15 and Mark 7, both of which tell the story of Jesus meeting a woman of an inferior race, insulting her, and making her grovel?

                    The woman begs. Even so, Jesus doesn’t really care what she has to say:
                    26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children’s bread, and to cast it to dogs.

                    The dog-woman begs Jesus to help her!


                    So, the people of Canaan (or the Greeks, if you’re reading Mark) are “dogs”. That makes her a dog-woman! And it must be true, because Jesus Himself said so!


                    Does it sound to you as though Jesus is saying that she’s a human-animal hybrid, like at the top of the page? Or is “dogs” an ethnic slur?
                    27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters’ table.
                    She debases herself, calling herself a dog and accepting the insult, hoping desperately to get help.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Sean Le Clair
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged cannuckistani
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 6

                      #505
                      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                      I see now what you meant. I just do not take kindly to the insulting of the men and Women I live and serve with everyday. Thankfully I have seen my wrongs and will strive to accept the truth.
                      Again, nice underwear Felicity.
                      A good man: "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you".

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                      • Felicity
                        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 4834

                        #506
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                        Originally posted by Sean Le Clair View Post
                        Again, nice underwear Felicity.
                        Thank you!
                        I Jesus!

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14200

                          #507
                          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                          Originally posted by Sean Le Clair View Post
                          Where do you get off on insulting your own Nationalities Armed Forces? We are here to protect you so you may voice your thoughts on God. Paratus means "Prepare" in Latin, the Hastings and Prince Edward Regiment earned it with every drop of blood that was spilt on every mission they accomplished, outnumbered, and carried on through adversity with a grin on their faces. You can mock me, but do not mock the Regiment. You owe your life to it.

                          God Save the Queen,
                          Paratus
                          You will notice that the flag in Mlle Lapierre's signature does not incorporate the Union flag and she is probably not interested in the Queen:

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                          • Brother Helge
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1074

                            #508
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            Originally posted by Sean Le Clair View Post
                            and English along with many other languages is derived from Latin.
                            It's so NOT.

                            English is a Germanic language and thus True Aryan and not some mumbojumbo Mediterranean sub-language.
                            "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                            John 8:32

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                            • Sean Le Clair
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged cannuckistani
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 6

                              #509
                              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                              Not here to debate the origins of the language fellas, make with the compliments toward the underwear. Thanks

                              Paratus
                              A good man: "Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you".

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                              • Abner Leopold
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 56

                                #510
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                What a thoughtful & wonderful person to buy you a gift, especially in this economy. You should feel blessed Felicity to have someone in your congregation that is so kind. Hopefully others wilk see that it is better to give than to receive & follow this gesture. In a world full of naysayers & negative people, this just goes to show that there are good hearted people out there!

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