[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Overtly homosexual food makes Jesus puke. This is almost as bad as "Tootsie Rolls" and "Tootsie Pops". Obviously Negroid in nature and definitely phallic. Imagine your kids sucking on these brown things!

I am outraged. I am thankful that I am an old man. I will soon leave this world of candy Negro peckers behind and join Jesus in Paradise.

[Marshall]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

I will soon leave this world of candy Negro peckers behind and join Jesus in Paradise.

All Christians should be so lucky.

I have began stocking up on MREs for the End Times should a Democrat suddenly become President in 2008. This sort of depravity will certainly become the norm after that.

[Brother Temperance]

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I share your indignation, Brother Bryan. Now, whom do you consider to be more gay: the Rice Krispies or Keebler Elves?

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I'm not particularly familiar with the Keebler elves, but I always found the nomenclature of the tiny Rice Krispie demons to be particularly outrageous. "Snap" - a term used to refer to making sudden, impulsive decisions without properly consulting the wisdom of the KJV Bible beforehand, "Crack" - having led a sheltered life, you may not be aware of this, but I've heard some negro youths use the term "crack" to refer to a kind of "gorilla biscuit" made from the spores of the opium poppy, and "Pop" - the vile, abominable form of music regularly showcased on Yo Gabba Gabba, which has been responsible for all sorts of atrocities, from Chubby Checker to the Revolt*ng Co*ks. It is hard to imagine a more unholy trinity!

[Marshall]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Brother Temperance I have a slight correction.
"Crack" is actually made from the seeds of Marijuhuanua plant, not the Poppy. A popular misconception and widespread lie like Global Warming and the circumstances surrounding Pat Tillmans death.
The term is in reference to "cracking" the seed open and distilling the innards. Urban gorillas will literally smoke anything they can to get high, even the foul seeds from the Devils Weeds.
Poppies give us Heroin and Opium and Tylenol.
Having never tried or been in contact with drugs it was only natural I became Landovers accepted authority on illegal substances and it is my duty to inform the masses on these things. After all, you don't become an expert on drugs by doing them.
I didn't mean to condescend Brother but we can't give out false information lest we look like sinners ourselves.

[SUV]

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The Pillsbury Doughboy has always sickened and disgusted me. And to have named this vile little piece of fluff after Our Manly and Heroic Men who fought so bravely during World War I, too!

[Sister Noddy]

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The Pillsbury Doughboy has always sickened and disgusted me. And to have named this vile little piece of fluff after Our Manly and Heroic Men who fought so bravely during World War I, too!

So right Sister SUV! I can't wait for the day Jesus butt-kicks its fat squishy repulsive little body into satan's Lake of Fire!

... marshmallows, anyone?

[Marshall]

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Pudgy little Homer makes kids hate Jesus.

[Sneaky Hippo]

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Why would Pillsbury have a gay mascot? In fact, why would a fictional humanoid piece of dough have a sexual orientation at all? The reason he has a high voice and laughs when he is poked is because people find it cute. Think about it, babies are cute, babies have high pitched voices, and if you poke their belly (not too hard) they will giggle. By associating the pillsbury doughboy with a baby people will be more attracted to it and more likely to buy the product.
The term "Poppin' fresh" has to do with the fact that the dough is trying to rise in the container but it doesn't create enough pressure to break it. When you open it the pressure releases all at once making a popping sound. The "phallic" shape of the container is also due to the pressure. A square box would have weak points at the corners and edges making it more likely to pop open during shipping. A sphere shape would be the best for containing the pressure but it would be impractical to ship and store and difficult to produce. A cylinder shape is the most practical alternative.

[JennyD]

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I see Satan can justify anything.

[Sneaky Hippo]

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I see Satan can justify anything.

Are you implying that I'm Satan or that the Pillsbury Doughboy is using an elaborate scheme to cover up the fact that he is Satan? I just don't want any confusion.

[Dr. Zaius]

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You're the only one who is confused here, snippo.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Why would Pillsbury have a gay mascot?

Children emulate what they see on television. Obviously General Mills, which owns the Pillsbury brand name, is attempting to turn every last American boy gay.

By associating the pillsbury doughboy with a baby people will be more attracted to it

You disgust me. Only a sicko would write something like that. Do you work for General Mills?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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General Mills also manufactures Frankenberry, which proves beyond a doubt that the company has a homosexual agenda. I have previously exposed this wicked product for what it is. Here are the sickening facts about this so-called "children's" cereal:

1. The spokesperson is an effeminate Frankenstein's monster with a buttocks-shaped head.

2. The name of the cereal is a disgusting reference to male genitalia: "frank" and "berries."

3. The cereal is strawberry-flavored. It is an incontestable fact that the strawberry, after the banana, is the fruit most likely to turn young boys gay.



Observe the monster's limp wrists and dainty posture in the first picture above. In the second picture, notice the excitement in the monster's eyes as he inserts the spoon into his mouth, a clear indication that the picture is intended to simulate fellatio.

The pink packaging alone should be a warning sign to any discerning, Christian parent. Please, stock your pantry with safe cereal, such as unsweetened, bite-size Shredded Wheat or unsweetened, normal-sized Shredded Wheat. Switch between the two to offer your child variety and fun at breakfast time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you implying that I'm Satan or that the Pillsbury Doughboy is using an elaborate scheme to cover up the fact that he is Satan? I just don't want any confusion.

Yet you obviously ARE confused. Maybe you should seek the Word of God to see what His plan is for you.

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

[eliot mayfield]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=264&highlight=cereal

Here is the brilliant thread about cereal !