The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

[lord warrior]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

How bout there " hot,fresh cinnamon buns", if that ain't a refferance for for sodomy than what is?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Well observed, Brothers. Also note the sly use of product placement to reinforce their homosexual agenda:



How many children have hankered for weiners--particularly those belonging to boys named Nathan--after seeing this advertisement? I urge all True Christians™ to boycott stores where Pillsbury products and Nathan's Beef Franks are sold.

[Brother V]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

So very true brother.

Looking through all the Pillsbury products, I don't see any that are unleavened.

Matthew 16:6 Then Jesus said unto them, Take heed and beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees.

And of poppin' fresh!

YIC
V

[Deaner]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7497869480821326929&q=pillsbury+doughboy&total=400&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=6

There's absolutely no doubt he's a fat little queer; that "Funfetti" in the commercial was rainbow colored.

[Old Man Hatchet]

The Pillsbury Doughboy, or Poppin' Fresh, has much to giggle about. Over the decades he has turned scores of decent American boys into depraved sodomites. He has made batch after batch of homosexuals for his master, Satan, and his secret ingredient is parental apathy.



No one can refute that the Doughboy is gay. His dainty little scarf, the effeminate way he swivels his hips, his girly voice--all of this makes him the most conspicuously gay icon in the history of advertising. He makes Little Debbie look like the Marlboro Man. In the seventies, advertising geniuses gave him a wife, Poppie. The idea was so laughable that Poppie was dropped quicker than a Negro's trousers when he has a white woman alone.



It's obvious the makers of Pillsbury products have a homosexual agenda even without taking their mascot into account. Their packaging is disturbingly phallic. They are as obsessed with tallywackers as Georgia O'Keeffe was with cooters.



Friends, I don't know what the name "Poppin' Fresh" means. It is probably gay slang, and it more than likely has something to do with the anus. I do know that at the end of Pillsbury Doughboy commercials, the little homer is typically poked with a giant finger, another phallic symbol.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7497869480821326929&q=pillsbury+doughboy&total=400&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=6

Brothers and Sisters of Christ, keep this insiduous product far from your homes. Don't let the Doughboy's next victim be your child.