[Felicity]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

@Old Man Hatchet Weird that a woman who has huge gluttony problems rewards people for making it worse. #Proverbs 23:21

[Seth Campbell]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

Oprah Sinfrey announced the winner of the 2010 Pillsbury Bake-Off on her disgusting show. You can read about it here. The winner received a million dollars for this despicable treat:



Mini Ice Cream Cookie Cups

Those look like breasts to me--breasts with sore, red nipples from a night of excessive pinching, twisting, sucking, and squeezing. As if the sight of these offensive treats alone wouldn't conjure an image of the devil's dirigibles, "cup" is right there in its name. I am appalled and outraged!

The fact that Pillsbury is in cahoots with the liberal demon Negro known as Oprah further proves my point that the company is in league with Satan. I believe all the naysayers have finally been silenced.

Didn't that old sow announce that she was retiring last year? Liebral lie to increas her ratings I assume.

As for being a "prize winner" that looks like something the wife would whip up for a bunch of kids. What you take a cup and stick some icecream in it. How hard is that? This is the apex of culinary skills among liebral women?

Perhaps Brother Hatchet is right and they only went with the most suggestive recipe.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

Oprah Sinfrey announced the winner of the 2010 Pillsbury Bake-Off on her disgusting show. You can read about it here. The winner received a million dollars for this despicable treat:



Mini Ice Cream Cookie Cups

Those look like breasts to me--breasts with sore, red nipples from a night of excessive pinching, twisting, sucking, and squeezing. As if the sight of these offensive treats alone wouldn't conjure an image of the devil's dirigibles, "cup" is right there in its name. I am appalled and outraged!

The fact that Pillsbury is in cahoots with the liberal demon Negro known as Oprah further proves my point that the company is in league with Satan. I believe all the naysayers have finally been silenced.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

Oh my, pardon my overlooking your post there.

The evil little bugger of the Snuggle demon merits an additional skewer!!

[Nobar King]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

Please forgive me. I was referring to Brother Griner, not you, Brother Hatchet. I obviously should have quoted his post. I'll try to be more clear in the future.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

The Snuggle bear isn't even a cereal or a breakfast food. Try to stay on topic, boy.

I am outraged by your insolence. This thread is about the Pillsbury Doughboy and cereal--a natural progression if you read through this thread. Snuggle Bear is relevant to Poppin' Fresh in terms of gayness. View this post. Never question my judgment again, boy.

[Nobar King]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

The Snuggle bear isn't even a cereal or a breakfast food. Try to stay on topic, boy.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

Creeping homersexuality even, er, um, creeps into the laundry room !!

Contemplate this abomination :

I wrote about Snuggle Bear on the first page of this thread. You have failed to read every post I have written. You make me sick.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

Creeping homersexuality even, er, um, creeps into the laundry room !!

Contemplate this abomination :

[JennyD]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

Even Life Cereal isn't safe!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

I am shocked and apalled people actually pay MONEY to bring these demonic creatures into their homes. This is clearly Satan's World as even the food we eat is infested with evil.

I will never buy a box of cereal again. Only people who want burn in HELL would!

[David Goldman]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal

Cereal shouldn't be shaped into numbers or letters. Your child could conceivably scoop up a prostitute's phone number or an inappropriate word like "taint" or "evolution."

I wonder if "Chip's" unholy penchant for numerology stems from eating this demonically corrupted cereal?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal



Cereal shouldn't be shaped into numbers or letters. Your child could conceivably scoop up a prostitute's phone number or an inappropriate word like "taint" or "evolution."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Hitherto, this has been my recommendation for safe breakfast cereal:



I'm proud to expand my list of acceptable cereal. Introducing Ezekiel Cereal®.




Ezekiel 4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, [according] to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.


That's a name you can trust. And if the Bible verse after which it is named is any indicator, it contains "fitches." Dictionary.com tells us that a fitch is "a chiefly nocturnal European carnivorous mammal of the weasel family that ejects a malodorous fluid to mark its territory and ward off enemies" or "a black aromatic seed still used as a flavoring in the East." I don't know which is an ingredient in Ezekiel Cereal®, but they both sound yummy.

In any case, I'm not concerned about what's in it. I care about what's not on it--a gay character. The only way it could get better is if our own Pastor Ezekiel were adopted as this delightful cereal's mascot. Praise be.

And don't think they haven't asked me. Those cereal folk have been after me for years to appear on their product packaging. The Ezekiel Cereal(r) people in particular have been stalking me, showering me with extravagant gifts, and attempting to take long-range photos of me sunbathing in San Tropez. Being a True Christian (tm) Pastor, I am naturally modest and unable to allow *any adoration of my person. All Glory goes to Jesus.





*According to the team of joo lawyers here at Landover, unless the price is right.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Hitherto, this has been my recommendation for safe breakfast cereal:

Stock your pantry with unsweetened, bite-size Shredded Wheat or unsweetened, normal-sized Shredded Wheat. Switch between the two to offer your child variety and fun at breakfast time.

I'm proud to expand my list of acceptable cereal. Introducing Ezekiel Cereal®.




Ezekiel 4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, [according] to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.


That's a name you can trust. And if the Bible verse after which it is named is any indicator, it contains "fitches." Dictionary.com tells us that a fitch is "a chiefly nocturnal European carnivorous mammal of the weasel family that ejects a malodorous fluid to mark its territory and ward off enemies" or "a black aromatic seed still used as a flavoring in the East." I don't know which is an ingredient in Ezekiel Cereal®, but they both sound yummy.

In any case, I'm not concerned about what's in it. I care about what's not on it--a gay character. The only way it could get better is if our own Pastor Ezekiel were adopted as this delightful cereal's mascot. Praise be.