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Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

The Pillsbury Doughboy has always sickened and disgusted me. And to have named this vile little piece of fluff after Our Manly and Heroic Men who fought so bravely during World War I, too!

[Marshall]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Brother Temperance I have a slight correction.
"Crack" is actually made from the seeds of Marijuhuanua plant, not the Poppy. A popular misconception and widespread lie like Global Warming and the circumstances surrounding Pat Tillmans death.
The term is in reference to "cracking" the seed open and distilling the innards. Urban gorillas will literally smoke anything they can to get high, even the foul seeds from the Devils Weeds.
Poppies give us Heroin and Opium and Tylenol.
Having never tried or been in contact with drugs it was only natural I became Landovers accepted authority on illegal substances and it is my duty to inform the masses on these things. After all, you don't become an expert on drugs by doing them.
I didn't mean to condescend Brother but we can't give out false information lest we look like sinners ourselves.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

I share your indignation, Brother Bryan. Now, whom do you consider to be more gay: the Rice Krispies or Keebler Elves?

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I'm not particularly familiar with the Keebler elves, but I always found the nomenclature of the tiny Rice Krispie demons to be particularly outrageous. "Snap" - a term used to refer to making sudden, impulsive decisions without properly consulting the wisdom of the KJV Bible beforehand, "Crack" - having led a sheltered life, you may not be aware of this, but I've heard some negro youths use the term "crack" to refer to a kind of "gorilla biscuit" made from the spores of the opium poppy, and "Pop" - the vile, abominable form of music regularly showcased on Yo Gabba Gabba, which has been responsible for all sorts of atrocities, from Chubby Checker to the Revolt*ng Co*ks. It is hard to imagine a more unholy trinity!

[Marshall]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

I will soon leave this world of candy Negro peckers behind and join Jesus in Paradise.

All Christians should be so lucky.

I have began stocking up on MREs for the End Times should a Democrat suddenly become President in 2008. This sort of depravity will certainly become the norm after that.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Overtly homosexual food makes Jesus puke. This is almost as bad as "Tootsie Rolls" and "Tootsie Pops". Obviously Negroid in nature and definitely phallic. Imagine your kids sucking on these brown things!

I am outraged. I am thankful that I am an old man. I will soon leave this world of candy Negro peckers behind and join Jesus in Paradise.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

....We are both clearly inspired by the Holy Spirit, my fellow Brother-in-Christ.

Yes Brother, the power of the Lord is with us. Jesus sent a wake-up call to the only "normal" member of that family of heathen homer dwarves by bashing him in the head:

http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/news/industry/newsgasm-little-reality-star-n.php

Nine-year-old Jacob Roloff, a full-size boy whose parents and older brother are dwarves, underwent surgery for a dented skull after a 25-foot medieval trebuchet (or catapult) misfired on the family farm over the weekend. Viewers of the TLC series might remember back in April when the family built the 25-foot wooden war weapon for the cameras.

The catapult is used to hurl pumpkins, not dwarves (this is TLC, not Fox, after all).

Jacob was cocking the Pythonesque device when its 2000-pound counterweight slammed into his head and repeatedly smashed into Mike Detjen, a local engineer who was loading the contraption. Mike needed 200 stitches.

Jesus is also warning the unsaved about celebrating the upcoming Haloween.

Glory!

[Marshall]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Overtly homosexual food makes Jesus puke. This is almost as bad as "Tootsie Rolls" and "Tootsie Pops". Obviously Negroid in nature and definitely phallic. Imagine your kids sucking on these brown things!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

You present a bit of a conundrum, Brother Hatchet. I have a hard time assessing the level of fagotry between the Rice Krispies and Keebler Elves.

Indeed. They are like the Olsen twins: equally reprehensible and wholly indistinguishable.

I have always felt that Charlie Tuna presented a false Kantian dichotomy between "good taste" and "tasting good", leading to an instant oral gratification fixation in our culture.

Speaking of indistinguishable, I scribbled some notes next to my entry of Charlie the Tuna on my list, and they read, word for word, as you wrote above. We are both clearly inspired by the Holy Spirit, my fellow Brother-in-Christ.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

I share your indignation, Brother Bryan. Now, whom do you consider to be more gay: the Rice Krispies or Keebler Elves?

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I'm in the midst of listing all of the advertising mascots I find offensive, and I'm not sure which deserves the slightly higher ranking. Either way, they are going right before Charlie the Tuna and just after the Vlasic Stork.

You present a bit of a conundrum, Brother Hatchet. I have a hard time assessing the level of fagotry between the Rice Krispies and Keebler Elves. One thing for certain, they both have contributed to debasing the public taste. We now have a reality TV show based on the perverse exploits of a family of dwarfs. They are all homers, I dare say.

I have always felt that Charlie Tuna presented a false Kantian dichotomy between "good taste" and "tasting good", leading to an instant oral gratification fixation in our culture. This has recently expressed itself in the bathroom toe-tapping headlines in Minnesota. People seem to be visiting that bathroom stall as if it were some sort of religious shrine.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

That is such a vile disgusting image that it leaves me speechless, Brother Hatchet. The home made cinnamon buns my mother made growing up never had suggestive icing dripping like that during my youth.

Vance Packard ("The Hidden Persuaders") had stern warnings over a half-century ago that no one paid any attention to. Now we see the results as our nation slowly declines into depravity. The present "MySpace" generation is no longer interested in killing mooselimbs and defending our country to the threat of terror. Thanks to Pillsbury their "MySpace" is now centered in their anal cavities with their "fun buns" recreation.

I share your indignation, Brother Bryan. Now, whom do you consider to be more gay: the Rice Krispies or Keebler Elves?

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I'm in the midst of listing all of the advertising mascots I find offensive, and I'm not sure which deserves the slightly higher ranking. Either way, they are going right before Charlie the Tuna and just after the Vlasic Stork.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

That is such a vile disgusting image that it leaves me speechless, Brother Hatchet. The home made cinnamon buns my mother made growing up never had suggestive icing dripping like that during my youth.

Vance Packard ("The Hidden Persuaders") had stern warnings over a half-century ago that no one paid any attention to. Now we see the results as our nation slowly declines into depravity. The present "MySpace" generation is no longer interested in killing mooselimbs and defending our country to the threat of terror. Thanks to Pillsbury their "MySpace" is now centered in their anal cavities with their "fun buns" recreation.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

Have you EVER hear anything gayer than 'Oh, I Wish I Were An Oxcar Meyer Weiner?'

That is indeed gay. There is much that is homoerotic in the advertising world. I still believe Poppin' Fresh wins for being the most gay, but Snuggle Bear gives him a run for his money. You be the judge:

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8137

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8093

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

These lurid boxer shorts make me sick. Notice the proximity of the Doughboy to the groin area and how he positions his backside towards it. You can be certain that something is poppin' up under that perverted little homer's apron.

Those are what I call 'Barney Frank ' shorts. If you think Pillsbury's
homer campaign is bad, Oscar Meyer may be worse. Have you EVER hear anything gayer than 'Oh, I Wish I Were An Oxcar Meyer Weiner?' I overheard my nephew singing that Satanic jingle once; it's amazing he survived the savage beating he received from me.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

These lurid boxer shorts make me sick. Notice the proximity of the Doughboy to the groin area and how he positions his backside towards it. You can be certain that something is poppin' up under that perverted little homer's apron.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy

How bout there " hot,fresh cinnamon buns", if that ain't a refferance for for sodomy than what is?

My wife calls me "hot buns." Are you suggesting she wants to sodomize me?